[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-87":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264910,4422,"Chapter 87: Reina: Huh????","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-87",87,"\u003Cp>Reina stood beside the Three Forks Junction, staring blankly at the scene before her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After eliminating the Sniper-Crusader, she used psychic energy to enhance her body and rushed here in a panic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she saw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina stared blankly at the one-eyed old man and the armless Crusader standing before the tavern.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her eyes, filled with disbelief, turned toward the towering figure over three meters tall beneath the Saint Guilliman statue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a majestic deity standing beneath the statue, its sheer size making it vastly distinct from ordinary mortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath its bald head, its face was perfectly flawless, like the Emperor’s greatest creation, radiating untouchable holiness and gentleness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Merely glancing at it, Reina felt the urge to kneel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially after noticing that its face was identical to the statue behind it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guilliman! That three-meter-tall man looked exactly like Saint Guilliman!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A resident of the Mingfuxingxi  might not know the appearances of the other eight Primarchs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but he could never fail to recognize the sacred visage of the Archangel Saint Guilliman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only differences between this man and Saint Guilliman were the lack of wings and golden hair!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina froze completely in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Archangel has manifested!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Archangel is bald!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I, Hogiles. Lupebar!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun, wearing the bald-headed appearance of Saint Guilliman, opened his massive arms and announced his newly invented name to the Crusaders before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A name forged from Horus. Lupecar and Saint Guilliman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure within the white light cursed Zhou Yun relentlessly, as if even in death, it would burn him on white phosphorus pyres.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Crusader’s expression shifted from blank confusion, to shock, then to darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hogiles. Lupebar?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or should I call you Neos or Laine. Rus? I didn’t expect you to crawl out of the sewers so soon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not as fast as a six-legged insect,” Zhou Yun retorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze swept the surroundings—sure enough, he found no trace of the Gene-Stealer Chieftain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bastard must be hiding somewhere, remotely controlling the Crusaders via psychic energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite cautious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cautiousness is a virtue we all should possess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Crusader didn’t seem to sense Zhou Yun’s mockery; instead, he chuckled lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t you also hiding your true face?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who says that? My handsome face is naturally this way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun touched his face—holy, gentle, perfectly flawless—and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Purely natural. Not a single gene modified.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehe, though I don’t know who you are, I now know that Radben and the Ark Sect’s leader are both connected to you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rest assured, I’ll greet you with endless assassinations—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Too lazy to listen.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sssshhh!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the Crusader finished speaking, a laser shot straight toward its forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Crusader, unwilling to accept defeat, dodged slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as if by coincidence, it collided perfectly with the laser—its head exploded into ash and vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My marksmanship is getting better.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun, holding the laser rifle, couldn’t help but sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the One-Eyed Old Man’s Tavern,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>earlier, the One-Eyed Old Man had fired into his own tavern, burning several large holes in the outer wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now he was laying tables sideways to temporarily plug the holes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also cleared the space in front of the counter for Reina and Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina stared at Zhou Yun—three meters tall, wearing Saint Guilliman’s face and a bald head—and felt uneasy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you really have to be so blasphemous?” Reina said, nearly in tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Saint Guilliman doesn’t mind, why should you?” Zhou Yun countered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I mind! I mind a lot!” The winged figure in the white light shouted loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun chose to ignore him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina didn’t know how to respond to this blasphemous topic, so she quickly steered it back on track: “What exactly did you do in the Undernest?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why did the Gene-Stealer Chieftain suddenly send Crusaders to assassinate you and the One-Eyed Old Man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, it’s not a big deal,” Zhou Yun smiled. “I killed the Gene-Stealer cult’s High Priest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.Ah?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina was slightly startled, but quickly recovered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That explains it. That makes sense now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You actually killed the Gene-Stealer cult’s High Priest… impressive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the book Zhou Yun sold her, “Gene-Stealers for Dummies,” the High Priest was essentially the second-in-command of the entire Zuqun , the chief psychic, and the key figure behind the Gene-Stealers’ expansion among humans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun killed her—no wonder they sent retaliation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Gene-Stealer Chieftain built a biomass pool in the Undernest, using genetic data transmitted via an Aether Engine to cultivate Tyranid behemoths.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Reina’s expression ease slightly, Zhou Yun continued smiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This book was recently updated in ##!! UPDATE!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I and two mutants corrupted the behemoth it cultivated, blinded one of its eyes, and drove it out of its own home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.Ah?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina blinked, as if unable to comprehend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She understood every word Zhou Yun said—but together, they felt strangely off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Biomass pool. Aether Engine. Tyranid behemoth. Mutants. Corruption. Bullying the Gene-Stealer Chieftain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each term carried explosive information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You really did something huge,” Reina said, unable to suppress a bitter laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But those two mutant brothers broke ties with me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Reina catch her breath, Zhou Yun continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The older brother used a divine artifact to corrupt the Aether Engine, opening a rift into the domain of the Plague God in the Highest Heaven.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Countless demons gathered beyond the rift, attempting to invade Asford and drag the entire planet into the Warp to be corrupted.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina’s expression shifted from confusion to terror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But! It’s fine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun changed tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Emperor Himself possessed Jeanne and manifested.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.What?” Reina’s mouth hung open, her eyes glazed as she stared at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun even wondered if his words had triggered some psychic defense mechanism in Reina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry. Even if the Emperor didn’t manifest, it wouldn’t matter.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun waved his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Before the Emperor could even act, I moved the Aether Engine—and the Warp rift—away entirely.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s lips curled into a dazzling smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reina felt a chill run down her spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She remembered Zhou Yun’s ability to transport large objects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A suspicion immediately formed in her mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You—you—you didn’t…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun clapped for her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correct. You guessed right.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That Aether Engine you’ve been obsessing over—the one corrupted by the Plague God.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I brought it back for you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“AHHHH!!!” Reina screamed shrilly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1041,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","0792ea6c8a01c063b580cdfa796477352358fbcb9a4ad0b458fba631448f41fc","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-88","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-86",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]