[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-9":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264832,4422,"Chapter 9: Supreme Lion Flying Head Punch!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-9",9,"\u003Cp>Leaning on a pack of Lho sticks, Zhou Yun squeezed into this small hut belonging to a shantytown worker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hut had been built by shantytown workers themselves in the narrow gap between two houses, so slender that its interior space was barely wide enough for two people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shantytown worker who had given up the room to Zhou Yun pointed out the bedroom, then left the house alone, saying he was going to stay overnight at a friend’s place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun climbed up the ladder stretched across the center of the house to a small bed on the second floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before entering the Eighth District, he still needed to prepare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled out two items he owned from his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Any-Ring, which could penetrate walls and help Zhou Yun explore sealed areas,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and the Air Gun Elixir, which, when dropped on the fingertip, could fire an invisible shockwave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a long time, Zhou Yun had relied on these two items to survive in the Underhive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the gene-thief he encountered during his last exploration of the Ruin District had awakened his vigilance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt it was time to exchange for a few more items.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gazed into his fourth-dimensional pocket and connected to the Future Department Store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun selected several practical items he could currently afford.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Psychic Hat]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth — Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufacture Date: 261.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: A hat with a hand on top; wearing it grants the abilities of X-ray vision, telekinesis, and teleportation, but these cannot be used easily — they require prolonged practice and consume immense energy.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Price: 130,000”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Item Name: Body Clay”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Origin: 22nd Century Earth — Future Department Store”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Manufacture Date: 255.m3”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Function: A malleable clay that can be reshaped at will; when applied to a person’s body, it can form any appearance and provides limited protective capability.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Price: 60,000”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Item Name: Legendary Blade: Electric Light”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Origin: 22nd Century Earth — Future Department Store”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Manufacture Date: 255.m3”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Function: Resembles a katana; theoretically, it can intercept all sword techniques. The user cannot lose any sword duel. However, it inflicts almost no damage — at most, it can stun enemies — and has limited power; once depleted, it becomes unusable for a period.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at these three items, Zhou Yun fell into thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Legendary Blade: Electric Light was clearly the item with the highest potential — theoretically, as long as he held it, before its power ran out, Zhou Yun would possess the pinnacle of swordsmanship and never lose any sword-based combat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even facing Lu Xiusi, the famed swordsman of the Emperor’s Children, he could hold his own with this blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in terms of current practicality, it fell short of the Psychic Hat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hat granted Zhou Yun three psychic abilities simultaneously — X-ray vision, teleportation, and telekinesis — effectively giving him powers akin to psychic energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, these three abilities could improve somewhat with Zhou Yun’s training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, the Body Clay offered him some protection, but more importantly, it allowed him to alter his appearance and physique to conceal his identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about being targeted by cults, gangs, or mutants. Zhou Yun sighed; the Legendary Blade: Electric Light’s potential was indeed immense — almost a semi-conceptual divine weapon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the problem was its power level was unpredictable; in Zhou Yun’s experience, it often lost power at fixed intervals, and the blade itself lacked lethality, with its strength also highly questionable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the end, the Psychic Hat and Body Clay were more practical.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your purchased Psychic Hat and Body Clay have been shipped.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your purchased Psychic Hat and Body Clay have arrived. Please sign for them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching his bank balance instantly drop to mere change, Zhou Yun’s eyelid twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could only hope this exploration of the Eighth District would bring him sufficient rewards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled out the two newly exchanged items from his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Body Clay was a gray-green mound stored in a one-and-a-half-meter-diameter can; the Psychic Hat was a cap with a single white right hand on top.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun took some clay from the can and tentatively pressed it onto his skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gray-green clay instantly turned the same color as his skin upon contact, spreading over his body like a tumor growing from his flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tried coating his entire body with it, slowly molding it into muscle form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This book was recently updated in ##!! UPDATE!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the previously average-sized Zhou Yun transformed into a towering giant over two meters tall, heavily muscled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With this physique, if he donned a power armor suit, he might be mistaken for one of the Emperor’s muscle-bound brothers — no, the Emperor’s Death Angels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after swinging his arms a few times, Zhou Yun confirmed: the clay-molded muscles had form but no strength.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are too old to become an Astartes,” said the winged figure within the white light, shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded in agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most Chapters select boys aged ten to fourteen, at the latest before sixteen — adolescents in puberty — to implant gene-seed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After eighteen, the mortality rate for gene-seed implantation becomes extremely high; success is nearly impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Corvus, the adoptive father of the former Word Bearers Primarch Lorgar, could barely match a standard Space Marine through extensive defective bionic modifications and chemical drugs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Later events proved that making him a Space Marine was a mistake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shook his head and peeled off some of the clay muscles, reducing his height back to normal human proportions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he smeared the clay over his face, sculpting himself a new appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a European face with thick, dark-golden hair and a luxuriant beard, resembling a lion, as if forged from the deepest darkness of a primeval forest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in the white light had a giant golden question mark appear above its head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lion?” The winged figure’s voice grew sharp: “You sculpted a face of Lion?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What, you can be an Archangel, and I can’t be the Lion King?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun touched the lion-like face he had molded after the First Legion’s Primarch, Lion El’Jonson, and nodded in satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He swung his slightly enlarged fists, muttering phrases like “Supreme Lion Flying Head Punch!”, “The First Legion has no secrets!”, “I should be the Imperium’s Warmaster!”, “Even Russ!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in the white light fell silent. After a long while, he finally couldn’t hold back:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m already considering reporting you to the Dark Angels.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Maybe I should report you to the Space Wolves too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I must play Space Marine 2 right now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1108,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e02c56d72738d82fe6803223c167ac9dad729e8ff45a3249dc073052a06f2d36","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-10","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-8",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]