[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-90":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264913,4422,"Chapter 90: The Fastest Draw and Shoot Speed","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-90",90,"\u003Cp>In the Ark Gang’s stronghold,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun idly twisted the pocket tornado in his hand while gazing through the window at the Ark Gang members training outside,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they were being drilled in how to use firearms more professionally, how to engage in close combat, and how to conduct street warfare,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but honestly, their training was\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Unbearable to watch,” the winged figure in white light murmured silently: “They lack proper professional instruction.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded in agreement—he was a layman in military matters,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but among the instructors teaching the Ark Gang members, Zhou Yun recognized Luo Ge,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the other instructors were mostly thugs from the Lower Nest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na could probably only muster this lot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t say it—Luo Ge might be the most reliable one here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na said, her face twisted with frustration and exhaustion,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At least he taught my people how to survive longer on the battlefield.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had to nod in agreement,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge might be useless in every other way, but in the Lower Nest, where average life expectancy hovers around thirty, the fact that he still walked around with a face aged sixty or seventy proved his survival skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gangs in the district rose and fell in cycles, but Luo Ge always survived at the bottom rung,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>utterly useless, yet incredibly hard to kill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na sighed: “What do you think about what I just told you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had just told Zhou Yun two things:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>one was that the Ark Gang was facing financial strain,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the other was whether he was interested in joining the Ark Gang’s management.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re trying to weasel out of paying me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You want me to work for free!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun distilled the core issue in his own way:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How dare you? Even the Emperor doesn’t skip my payment or make me work for free!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stared wide-eyed at Lei Na.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na’s expression twitched slightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not that we’re skipping payment—we’re not short on money, it’s just—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na pushed the ledger toward Zhou Yun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’re struggling too. Returning the warp engine, destroying the warp engine, and handling those two problems—combined, the blood coins I owe you are already so vast they require complex reallocation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve seen these past few days—I’m reorganizing the entire Ark Gang to adapt to the Emperor’s mandate, and every logistical channel is lagging.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na leaned close to Zhou Yun, her tone apologetic and conflicted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The money is definitely there—we’ve cooperated before; don’t you trust me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, her gaze drifted to the pocket tornado in Zhou Yun’s hand,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she had witnessed the power of that small brown gourd—it could unleash a formidable hurricane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So… could we set this gourd aside for now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Time, Lei Na,” Zhou Yun rubbed his fingers together and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re in a hurry, take over some of the Ark Gang’s affairs—I’m drowning in chaos right now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na said, her face bitter,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ark Gang’s problem wasn’t lack of money—it was having money and not knowing how to move it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>as the Ark Gang expanded, Lei Na had long since reached the limit of her managerial capacity,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and recently, she had overhauled the entire Ark Gang, shifting vast resources once allocated to starship construction to other uses,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>involving countless resource and manpower transfers across multiple Lower Nest districts—Lei Na simply couldn’t untangle it all in a short time,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she desperately needed someone to help.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But one glance told her Zhou Yun had no intention of joining the Ark Gang’s management.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just thinking about it exhausted him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na sighed: “I’ll pay half now; the rest I’ll give you within a month.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There’s no choice—everything costs money now. I plan to dismantle and sell our starship to raise funds.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good thing I still have that Upper Nest pass you got me—maybe I can find a buyer up there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A month.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eyelid twitched slightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this planet, Asford, might not even last a month,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and selling that starship—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had seen the data on the starship Lei Na acquired,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was buried in the desolate wasteland beyond the hive, an old Wanderer-class merchant vessel built years ago,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>finding a buyer for that thing would be no small feat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about I handle it?” The winged figure in white light suddenly spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun blinked, startled, and asked inwardly: “What do you mean, you’ll handle it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll manage the Ark Gang’s affairs—just a minor gang’s paperwork. Give me thirty minutes and it’s done.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun paused—it actually seemed feasible,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even if the winged figure in white light wasn’t Sanguinius, he was certainly no ordinary human,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even a common Astartes outclassed mortals in mental capacity,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>what Lei Na couldn’t untangle might be child’s play to the winged figure in white light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the Divination Machine of Right and Wrong had confirmed the winged figure in white light was trustworthy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave a slight nod and turned to Lei Na: “Bring me all your Ark Gang records, documents, and forms.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really?” Lei Na blinked, then her eyes lit up with delight: “I’ll bring some over right away—we can work together—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First, I mean all of it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second, you don’t need to be involved.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun waved a finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Third, managing affairs comes at a fee.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you truly can finish this and redesign a new resource allocation system—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na hesitated, then stood up, opened the door, and led Zhou Yun into the next room:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ll see—once the Ark Gang no longer needs to build starships, it actually has a lot of money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na opened the door to the next room and pointed inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire room was piled high with documents and forms, like a mountain of paper,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>on the central desk sat several data boards, their screens flashing complex data continuously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s expression remained calm as he stepped inside; Lei Na followed close behind,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>watching as he sat down calmly at the desk and picked up the topmost document.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t you going to use some miraculous tech device?” Lei Na couldn’t help asking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m using my external brain,” Zhou Yun replied with a light laugh,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he opened the document, letting the winged figure in white light see through his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Industrial raw materials from District Six can be routed to local factories via Passage Twelve.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Steel and pulpwood shipments from District Fifteen are clogging the same corridor—they should be scheduled like this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The branch manager in District Thirteen is embezzling—amount is approximately—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Ark Gang’s tax collection model in the Lower Nest needs revision—collect protection fees the way I say.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Have Lei Na calculate these two forms—the correct numbers will carry the corruption of the Lord of Ten Thousand Changes; she’s immune to it.” Lei Na stared blankly as Zhou Yun stood amid the Ark Gang’s documents,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>each document spent only a few seconds in Zhou Yun’s hands before he finished processing it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and he quickly pointed out hidden problems and told Lei Na how to fix them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Later, Zhou Yun began handling multiple documents simultaneously—the pile of unprocessed files visibly shrank before their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na couldn’t keep up with Zhou Yun’s thoughts at all,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but Zhou Yun could match the winged figure in white light—his reflexes, blessed by the Emperor’s grim deathly will in the Undernest, had become extraordinarily swift,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>less than half an hour later, the winged figure in white light shook his head at the completed documents:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This much? If Guilliman were here, he’d have finished it in minutes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve redesigned the Ark Gang’s management system—Lei Na’s original setup was crude. My version will be far more efficient.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun said nothing, only waved his hand, signaling Lei Na to look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na trembled slightly, disbelievingly scanned several documents Zhou Yun had processed, then stared at his new resource allocation plan and full management overhaul—her head spun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The overwhelming mountain of documents she had struggled with had been cleared by Zhou Yun in moments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I was wrong.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Na rubbed her forehead and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I used to resent you calling me an idiot—I get it now. I really am an idiot.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m such a fool. Really.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s gaze was distant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look, you’ve shattered the girl’s Dao heart,” Zhou Yun said, glancing at the winged figure within the white light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How can that be my fault—huh?” The winged figure in the white light suddenly fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!!!!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deafening explosion suddenly rang out in the distance; orange-yellow light flashed past the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Explosion,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina rushed to the window at top speed, staring at the roaring flames in the distance:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is this… a factory?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The factory exploded?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Long tongues of fire shot out from the factory’s windows,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the entire building burned as workers fled in panic through the structure,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan, draped in a brownish cloak, covered his face with a crimson cloth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he extended one of his three arms to adjust his cloak, letting the workers flee past his hands,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>these workers were also oppressed; Gordon Wan would not kill them. Following Gordon Wan were\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan’s purpose was not to oppress, but to rebel,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he was the most exquisite killing weapon born of the sect, a symbol of the entire sect’s will to resist,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he was born with superhuman sensory abilities and neurons capable of rapid electrical discharge, granting him reaction speeds beyond human comprehension,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the nose concealed beneath the red cloth granted him superhuman olfaction; his eyes possessed unique infrared vision,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his inner ears were highly developed, enhancing his balance and coordination,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>from the moment of his birth, Gordon Wan underwent the sect’s training, learning marksmanship from the sect’s commanders,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his three arms’ shooting speed and precision were unmatched throughout Asford,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his draw-and-fire speed reached 0.3 seconds,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he was the sect’s killing weapon, the most dangerous revolver among the sect’s commanders,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he was the Liberator, the oppressor’s nightmare,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and today he would confront the oppressor: the criminal gang Ark Gang, entrenched in this region.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fuck! They dared blow up the factory!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ark Gang members’ roars echoed nearby,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>as a vital factory, the Ark Gang had clearly stationed guards,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the mixed-blood disciples and ethnic brothers following Gordon Wan had slipped in through the pipes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gunfire erupted,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ark Gang members charged into the factory, brandishing automatic rifles, clashing with Gordon Wan’s mixed-blood followers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several Ark Gang members turned their gaze toward Gordon Wan, raising their guns at him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan gave them time to aim—but not time to pull the trigger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the heads of all Ark Gang members who had aimed at Gordon Wan exploded,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>their final sight: Gordon Wan’s three arms, each holding a Liberator automatic pistol, still smoking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The trigger kept firing; each pull detonated another Ark Gang member’s head—no miss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hold on! The Master is coming with reinforcements!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ark Gang members charged chaotically at the mixed-blood disciples and ethnic brothers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>their disorganized formation clearly lacked rigorous training,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet the mixed-blood disciples and ethnic brothers had trained since childhood under the commanders’ guidance, fighting in perfect order under the commanders’ psychic-link command.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan raised his Liberator pistol again,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>in the next instant, the head of the Ark Gang’s leader exploded,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ark Gang members froze in terror, their formation descending into greater chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Through the psychic link, Gordon Wan signaled the others to attack—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Drop your weapons! Leave cover!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a sharp voice suddenly pierced the minds of all mixed-blood disciples and ethnic brothers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>nearly all of them stepped out from cover, simultaneously dropping their weapons,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fire!” This sharp voice now pierced the minds of all Ark Gang members,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they raised their automatic rifles simultaneously and opened fire on the mixed-blood disciples and ethnic brothers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the awakened disciples and brothers scrambled to dodge, but many still fell to the Ark Gang’s gunfire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan shifted his infrared-perceiving eyes toward the source of the voice,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a woman stood atop the factory, her gaze burning as she watched all the gene-thieves,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan instantly understood: she was the Ark Gang’s Master—the oppressor among oppressors!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now she was hidden in a blind spot of his gun’s trajectory; Gordon Wan needed to move into a firing position—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Gordon Wan took a few steps forward,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a man blocked his path,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the man’s face was as cold and fierce as a lion from the forest’s depths, his golden hair stirred by the factory’s hot wind,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he held a Catrel M36 laser rifle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gordon Wan identified him: this was the man known in intelligence reports as “Ryan Russ,” and this face was his signature “Lion Mask.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Intelligence said he was an exceptional marksman!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Gordon Wan was not afraid!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His three Liberator automatic pistols were light and compact, with a firing speed so extreme that each draw-and-fire took only 0.3 seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Ryan Russ’s Catrel M36 laser rifle was too heavy and bulky; no matter how skilled, he could not match Gordon Wan’s speed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>in 0.3 seconds, Gordon Wan’s three arms simultaneously drew and fired,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but he felt no trigger pull,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he stared in confusion as three laser beams pierced his three arms, reducing them to ash that vanished into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",2185,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b72ae09fa04d56ddb3bbea915786662138139540e78ef2c9f0f57602e0f50f01","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-91","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-89",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]