[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-98":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264921,4422,"Chapter 98: Bomb-Toting Little Girl","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-98",98,"\u003Cp>This was Zhou Yun and Leina’s second time coming to District Nine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this time, the streets were vastly different from last time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The streets were no longer bustling; stalls had been completely cleared, and many nearby buildings still bore the charred, blackened scars from the previous purge of Chaos corruption.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And within these grotesque buildings, the residents had already been evacuated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Leina’s psychic intuition warned her that eyes were watching them from within those houses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry, they’re just Astra Militarum soldiers,” Zhou Yun reassured Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina made a slightly wounded face, as if she felt she’d been treated like a fool again: “Of course I know they’re Astra Militarum.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t it come from General Melon Drost of the Astra Militarum himself?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long ago, this commander, who had taken control of all of Axi, contacted Zhou Yun through the Viceroy’s channels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wished to meet Zhou Yun and Leina to discuss the defense of Axiford.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun naturally had no reason to refuse—he had already prepared for this day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, for safety’s sake, Dichi was shadowing them covertly, ever vigilant for possible danger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t you worried at all?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina looked with fear mixed with curiosity at the Cadian Shock Trooper walking past her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The female Astra Militarum soldier, her face lined with scars, nodded at Leina—her pale purple eyes meeting hers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina shuddered involuntarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had heard legends of the Cadian Shock Troopers since childhood, and never imagined she’d see one here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you afraid of?” Zhou Yun glanced at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could I not be afraid?” Leina hissed. “I’m an illegal psyker.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Imperium, the Astra Militarum typically executed illegal psykers on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And you—aren’t you worried? Think about all your heretical remarks,” Leina whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I won’t die here. It’s destined,” Zhou Yun smiled faintly, utterly at ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina froze, seeing in Zhou Yun’s face an absolute, unshakable confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if all the Astra Militarum in this entire district combined couldn’t possibly take his life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then… what about me?” Leina asked involuntarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had grown accustomed to trusting Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His judgments were usually right, and he always produced strange, bizarre devices to accomplish the impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun blinked at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t know. You might die here—or somewhere else.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Zhou Yun’s nonsense, Leina’s expression stiffened slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a white-haired woman in silver power armor approached Zhou Yun and Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun noticed a rose symbol engraved on her power armor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina instinctively placed her fingers on the tattoo on her cheek and whispered a prayer to the Emperor:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Emperor above, that’s a Sister of Battle.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Leina, a girl devoutly faithful to the Imperial Cult, Sisters of Battle were objects of reverence—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as every young boy adored the Astartes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun remained indifferent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was different—he preferred the varied, intricately designed Chaos Astartes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We Chaos Astartes are a true chaotic universe: if you want maturity and wisdom, there’s the blue Thousand Sons Ashcan;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if you want humor and warmth with wit, there’s the green Deathwatch Stenchcan;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if you want enthusiasm and liveliness, there’s the red Slash-and-Spike Can;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and if you want our husband-sister, there’s the purple Son-of-the-Emperor Can.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We Chaos Astartes eat so well… oh, and the flesh-beautiful Tyranids aren’t bad either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Zhou Yun pondered these blasphemous thoughts,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that bomb-toting little girl—no, Sister of Battle—stopped before Zhou Yun and Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am Sister Agelaid of the Holy Rose Convent, dispatched to Axiford under the command of High Sister Magda Grace.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Currently under General Drost’s orders, I’m here to escort you both to the meeting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina stared at the Sister of Battle from the Holy Rose Convent and involuntarily swallowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was an illegal psyker—she might well be hit by one of this Sister’s bolter rounds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Sister Agelaid’s gaze lingered only a moment on Leina: “Illegal psyker?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s expression stiffened—the Sister’s eyes held a detached indifference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Leina could explain, the Sister’s gaze shifted to Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But strangely… her gaze seemed almost eager.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have seen you before, Lord Zhou Yun,” the Sister said, her tone carrying a hint of reverence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hm?” Zhou Yun blinked, slightly confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!.read\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He feared her next words would be: “In the Emperor’s revelation, I saw a blue lynx.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here—in District Nine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, the Sister did not say that. Instead, she pointed to the blackened building beside the road:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You saved this place. I was tasked with leading the Sisters of Battle to purge the remaining corruption.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But the Viceroy told General Drost you are a heretic—a shameless cultist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, the Sister paused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yet I have infiltrated the Underhive several times with a few Cadian soldiers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I saw a devout follower of the Imperial Cult, burning with faith in the Emperor and hatred for xenos and heretics, enduring humiliation to descend into the Underhive, exterminating cultists who worshiped the Changer of Ways and the Plague God, killing the right hand of the Genestealer Patriarch, resisting the Genestealers’ assaults from below.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I saw a warrior who devoutly hunted humanity’s enemies in the names of the Primarchs—you are so humble, never boasting your deeds, but attributing all glory to the Primarchs.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the Sister spoke, Leina and Zhou Yun’s expressions began to crack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, this Sister had truly infiltrated the Underhive and investigated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the version she uncovered… didn’t quite match reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This version seemed to be the one the Genestealers had deliberately spread—to make Zhou Yun famous, to facilitate his identification.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this version, Zhou Yun had suddenly become a fanatical zealot, fearlessly infiltrating cultists, mutants, and Genestealers to hunt down humanity’s enemies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Zhou Yun’s invented name “Layne Ruse” was interpreted as humility—a way of hunting demons in the Primarchs’ names, returning all glory to the gene-seed fathers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So… does General Drost trust us now?” Leina asked, following behind the Sister.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No,” the Sister shook her head gently and stopped. “The General intends to judge your worthiness in his own way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The place she stood was a church nestled between buildings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun paused, startled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This church was the one Namah Karl had often visited to pray—the one suspected of being tainted by Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1028,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b333615b9bc1c6eb89a2f379f253e88a3b17286960b55132d34780fd64f1d4ae","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-99","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-97",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]