Chapter 169: How fun, Doraemon

"Actually, I am the chosen one of Saint Crustacean Doraemon, a friend of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius, named Meat-Gun Nobita."

"Guided by Saint Crustacean Doraemon, I have come here to help the descendants of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius overcome their difficulties."

"Lord Meat-Gun Nobita!" Logens behind Karl Jian knelt down almost without hesitation,

even though neither he nor Karl Jian had ever heard of any Saint Crustacean Doraemon or what kind of absurd thing Gun-Bug Nobita was.

Karl Jian's first thought was that the man in front of him was playing with him, but...

The words the man said were so bizarre, but his tone was so convincing, and his expression also revealed sincerity.

Karl Jian couldn't help but waver for a moment.

The man seemed to notice Karl Jian's wavering, and a pair of eyes under his glasses revealed a sincerity that was almost irresistible.

That was pure sincerity, without a trace of impurities, like a pure gem that should never be found in this chaotic galaxy.

Karl Jian only felt that all his doubts were shattered by this sincere gaze.

Even a sense of being moved welled up in his heart; there was actually such a sincere person in this world, this galaxy really still had hope.

What he said in his words didn't seem so bizarre in Karl Jian's heart anymore.

He couldn't help but take a step forward and asked in an excited voice: "Is everything you said true?"

The man blinked lightly and also took a step forward.

"You actually believe it?"

The man grinned:

"I was playing with you!"

Karl Jian was stunned for a moment, looking at the playfulness and mockery on the man's face, and suddenly felt blood rushing to his head, and anger immediately appeared on his face.

However, the man smiled lightly, changed the subject, and said in a sincere and credible tone: "Actually, my true identity is an apostle of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius!"

"Sheath-Winged Sanguinius heard your prayers, but you forgot to add your name, address, and identity information when you prayed, so Sheath-Winged Sanguinius could not respond to your prayers."

"So Sheath-Winged Sanguinius sent me to conduct a census of your identity information."

So that's it, it turns out he is an apostle of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius, what a lord who loves to joke.

Although the man's words were full of loopholes and perfunctory remarks, his tone and expression made Karl Jian trust him instinctively, and he couldn't help but kneel down to this apostle of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius.

"Tell me all your identity information, including interpersonal relationships, hobbies, and everything you have done." The man's tone carried unquestionable authority.

Karl Jian and Logens hurriedly lowered their heads and devoutly poured out everything about themselves.

From the mistakes they had made in the past, the objects they hated, and their own preferences, everything was told to the man who claimed to be an apostle of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius.

The man nodded slightly while listening, and after both of them finished speaking, the man revealed a gentle and charismatic smile.

"You are all excellent descendants of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius; you have not lived up to the blood of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius."

"To reward you, commit suicide."

Karl Jian was stunned for a moment, looking up blankly; he suspected he had misheard.

"This is a reward for you; commit suicide." The man emphasized: "As long as you commit suicide, all your wishes can be realized, and Sheath-Winged Sanguinius will also descend."

"At that time, Sheath-Winged Sanguinius will resurrect you to enjoy eternal happiness and joy."

"So, commit suicide."

"So that's it!" Logens couldn't help but let out an excited cry.

He pulled out a small knife from his waist and stabbed his neck without hesitation, and blood flowed out.

Logens let out an excited and happy roar, then his head tilted, and he died.

So as long as you commit suicide, you can make Sheath-Winged Sanguinius descend!

A sense of irrepressible joy also welled up in Karl Jian's heart.

Although this was hard to believe, the man's tone and expression were too sincere, making it completely impossible to question.

What he said must be true, right?

Karl Jian raised his sharp claws and was about to stab down.

But looking at his brother lying on the ground, he couldn't help but have a little doubt.

The loopholes, flaws, and perfunctory remarks in the man's words were really too many.

He couldn't help but look at the man and ask: "Is it really true that as long as I commit suicide, Sheath-Winged Sanguinius will descend?" Seeming to notice the slight doubt on Karl Jian's face, the man gently reached out and touched his chin.

"So the limit is here." The man said softly.

"Cut!" The small person in the man's hand raised the megaphone and shouted.

In an instant, the sincerity on the man's body disappeared, and the loopholes, flaws, and perfunctory remarks in those words were completely exposed to Karl Jian's eyes.

Karl Jian's expression immediately became sluggish.

It was all fake! Everything he said just now was fake! It was so obvious, why didn't I notice it?!

Karl Jian revealed a look of horror, but before he could act, the man's fist slammed into his head.

With a bang, the head of this Genestealer named Karl Jian burst instantly.

"It seems that if the words are too absurd, they will still arouse suspicion..."

Zhou Yun looked at the small robot person in his hand holding a hat, a megaphone, and a clapperboard.

【Item Name: Hot-Acting Clapperboard & Robot Director】

【Origin: 22nd Century Earth — Future Department Store】

【Production Time: 271. M3】

【Function: A palm-sized director-appearance robot, with a mini clapperboard attached. After pressing the button, you will gain the acting skills of all excellent actors in human history. Even someone with terrible acting skills can possess top-tier acting skills and can perform extremely vividly.】

【Price: 1,800,000】

This item can allow Zhou Yun to obtain extremely strong acting skills; every action, expression, and tone will become extremely credible, full of tension, and vivid.

The words Zhou Yun said just now were full of flaws and loopholes and couldn't stand scrutiny at all, but the two Genestealers were still convinced by his acting skills and believed it almost completely.

However, according to Zhou Yun's experiment just now,

if the words said are too absurd and have too many loopholes, it is still possible to be suspected and seen through.

And things like directly deceiving people into committing suicide are easier to expose.

In addition, the effect produced by this item seems to vary from person to person; people with weaker willpower are more easily deceived by Zhou Yun's acting skills.

Zhou Yun stuffed the director robot into the pocket of his robe, then stuffed the corpses of the two Genestealers into the Four-Dimensional Pocket, and took out body clay from it to change his face into the appearance of the Genestealer named Logens.

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"Sheath-Wing Fortress, Purple-Red Council, the gathering of all descendants of Sheath-Winged Sanguinius... and Living Saint Sanguineli is about to descend..."

Zhou Yun couldn't help but laugh out loud:

"These Genestealers are quite talented."

After the words fell, Zhou Yun gently put down the Person-Finding Cane in his hand: "Four-Clawed Dante."

The cane fell and pointed to the depths of the desert, and Zhou Yun's figure disappeared from the spot.

The blood thralls knelt on the ground, holding high the sacred relics of the Chapter.

The Blade of Courage, the plasma pistol Wrath of Baal, the Scepter of Gallian, feathers stained with the blood of Sanguinius, the Angel's Crown placed on a polished skull, the True Voice playing the words of Sanguinius himself...

And the Spear of Telesto, the weapon once used by Sanguinius.

It was a long spear forged from adamantium, the spear tip carved into a winged figure, wearing sacred vestments, adorned with gorgeous purity seals and the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang's lightning emblem, and the tip was a hollow teardrop-shaped spear point.

This spear had been used to fight against the Powers of Ruin, banish Khorne Greater Daemons, and slay the physical bodies of Daemon Primarchs.

The forger of this divine weapon was the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang himself; it was the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang who personally forged this weapon and gifted it to his son Sanguinius.

Eventually, this weapon was lost in the chaos of the Horus Heresy and had been a myth and legend for ten thousand years.

Light like a warm sun flickered on the Spear of Telesto, sprinkling on every descendant of Sanguinius.

The descendants of Sanguinius in the hall let out exclamations; they couldn't imagine that this spear would actually appear here.

Rafen, a warrior of the 6th Company of the Blood Angels, retrieved this sacred weapon, which involved a betrayal, civil strife, the deception of a Tzeentch Greater Daemon, and fratricide.

The traitorous Inquisitor Remus Sterl used conspiracy and trickery to cause Rafen's brother, Arkio, to be corrupted by the Tzeentch Greater Daemon Malfallax; Arkio instantly turned into the appearance of Sanguinius and could awaken the Spear of Telesto.

Under the manipulation of the Chaos Inquisitor and the Tzeentch Greater Daemon, some battle-brothers even began to believe that Arkio was the reincarnation of Sanguinius.

Fortunately, Dante still remembered the old events of the Horus Heresy and remained vigilant against the so-called Primarch reincarnation and resurrection, sending Mephiston to investigate.

Mephiston detected the Chaos psychic energy on Arkio and agreed to let Rafen kill his own brother with his own hands.

And the Spear of Telesto was eventually brought back to Baal and stored in the tomb of Sanguinius.

This matter was only known to the Blood Angels Chapter itself.

But Dante believed that now was the time to let the Spear of Telesto reappear in the world, so he temporarily took the spear out of the tomb and displayed it before the eyes of the Chapter brothers.

This battle spear, personally forged by the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang and used by Sanguinius, indeed shocked the descendants flowing with the blood of Sanguinius.

Even the most deeply fallen Chapter Master of the Blood Knights, Yoll, was strongly impacted; he let out a short exclamation, then lowered his head, and the anger and hunger on his body seemed to have subsided by more than half.

Dante gently placed his finger on his forehead; on the golden mask of Sanguinius he wore, there was a small crystal containing a drop of Sanguinius's blood.

Dante knew that these ancient relics might awaken their glory, shock their hearts, and make them fearless of death,

but unless Sanguinius was resurrected, to unite them, he would have to rely on Dante's eloquence, prestige, and political skills.

Dante took a step and walked onto the high platform of the Council Hall.

Added some comments on the Rafen series of novels: even after ten thousand years, the Tzeentch Greater Daemon only knows this one trick.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 170 =====