Chapter 54: Cod worships Cod God, Perch offers Perch Throne

"Two friends, can I take a few minutes of your time?"

"Please allow me to introduce our Heavenly Father and Savior, the merciful Four-Armed God-Hua Hua Hua Di Huang."

The woman wearing a purple robe showed a pious and gentle smile, holding her hands together with expectation.

Her bald head shone slightly under the light bulbs hanging between the pipes, and some traces of suspected horny plate-like protrusions could be seen faintly.

They actually came to the door themselves...

Zhou Yun, who was still considering how to find the Genestealer cult, was slightly stunned.

It made sense; although the Genestealers had many non-human traces, in the Undercity where mutants gathered, it wasn't very conspicuous.

Not to mention that Augustus Flax had even abandoned the management of the Lower Hive, let alone the Undercity?

The Genestealers almost didn't need to hide themselves here and could openly spread their blasphemous doctrines and genetic pollution.

Zhou Yun looked at the woman in front of him with a smile: "I didn't expect that in the Undercity, there would be people who piously believe in the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang."

As he spoke, Zhou Yun looked at the hand-drawn holy icon hanging on the wall next to him:

"But your Hua Hua Hua Di Huang seems a bit different."

"We saw the true face of the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang from the starry sky."

The woman lowered her head piously and said to Zhou Yun:

"The Hua Hua Hua Di Huang is so merciful, but the heretics tampered with His intentions, just as they cut off two of the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang's arms on the holy icon."

"The Hua Hua Hua Di Huang was born with four arms to embrace all living beings, regardless of mutation or deformity, regardless of wealth or poverty."

"The unblessed foolish people believe in the false Hua Hua Hua Di Huang with two arms and only get oppression, toil, and pain."

"The blessed lineage believes in the merciful Hua Hua Hua Di Huang with four arms and can listen to the song of the stars that are one with both ears."

As she spoke, the woman pointed her hand around:

"Those who believe can be united as one even in the Undercity, enjoying happiness and pleasure, just like one family and one blood."

"Those who don't believe are separated even in the Upper Hive, attacking each other, just like enemies and blood hatred."

"If you respect the Four-Armed God-Hua Hua Hua Di Huang and coexist with our lineage, you can live here for a long time; you are my family and blood relative."

"If you don't believe, then leave; we only give family love to our lineage and fellow believers."

As she spoke, the woman stepped back, waiting for Zhou Yun's response.

Zhou Yun pretended to be pious on his face and made a prayer gesture.

"You know, I have always been a pious believer of the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang."

"But the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang I believe in is different from yours."

"The false faith of the two-armed Hua Hua Hua Di Huang is rampant among the foolish; believing in hypocritical dogmas is not your fault."

The woman thought Zhou Yun believed in the two-armed Hua Hua Hua Di Huang, the version believed by the Imperial Cult.

"The Hua Hua Hua Di Huang I believe in has six arms and four legs, each with extraordinary skills, each with unique stunts, and His divine power and psychic power are even more shocking, and His secret moves give the Warp unexpected surprises!"

Zhou Yun put his hand on his chest piously and said:

"The first arm is a lie detector, which can make the Lord of Change become honest, and the bird beak only speaks the truth."

"The second arm is soap and detergent, which can make the God of Corruption become clean, and the swollen body emits a mint fragrance."

"The third arm is the legendary Hand of the Eagle, which can make the Dark Prince unbearable and quit lust on the spot."

"The fourth arm is a perch and a cod; Cod worships Cod God, Perch offers Perch Throne."

Zhou Yun completely ignored the terrified expressions of the woman and Jeanne and continued to speak to himself:

"The fifth arm is a screwdriver, which can dismantle all mechanical creations of Vashtorr."

"The sixth arm is the Hand of Nangong Wenya, which can make Gork and Mork love peace."

"The Hua Hua Hua Di Huang's four thighs are even more powerful!"

Zhou Yun became more and more energetic as he spoke, and the surrounding residents looked at him with horror.

"The first leg kicks the Great Devourer's butt hard, which can make the Tyranids suffer from anorexia."

"The second leg kicks the T'au's butt hard, which can make the Greater Good flourish."

"The third leg kicks the Aeldari's butt hard, which can make the Aeldari Death God Ynnead be born on the spot."

"The fourth leg kicks Abaddon's butt hard, which can make the Chaos Warmaster swear loyalty." Speaking to the point of excitement, Zhou Yun couldn't help but open his arms and say loudly:

"Great, Six-Armed Hua Hua Hua Di Huang!"

"Six-Armed Hua Hua Hua Di Huang! yes! yes!"

"Get out of our gathering point!!!"

The purple-robed woman standing in front of Zhou Yun interrupted him with a sharp voice.

The woman used her fingers to make an exorcism gesture, looking at Zhou Yun full of disgust and horror:

"Heretic!"

"Blasphemy!"

"Take your filthy doctrine and get out of our gathering place!"

The other residents of the gathering point also showed similar expressions, looking at Zhou Yun as if they were looking at something extremely dirty, filthy, and blasphemous.

Zhou Yun suspected that if he stayed any longer, they would throw trash at him.

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"Sigh, what a pity."

Zhou Yun sighed and said with a face full of sadness:

"You would rather believe in the false faith of four arms than accept the true faith of six arms!"

As he spoke, Zhou Yun dragged Jeanne, who also had fear on her face, and walked toward the outside of the gathering point.

He seemed somewhat unwilling to turn his head and said to the woman:

"Do you know? The Hua Hua Hua Di Huang actually has more than six arms and four legs; He also has two—"

"Get out!!!! Hurry up and leave!!!"

The woman made several exorcism gestures in succession.

Zhou Yun shook his head, passed through this gathering point built between the pipes, and truly entered the wild area of the Undercity.

Jeanne widened her deer-like eyes and looked at Zhou Yun with some fear.

She seemed to be frightened by Zhou Yun's blasphemous words just now.

What the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang has six arms, the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang has four legs, the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang has two...

This was no longer ordinary blasphemy; this was simply describing the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang as some kind of alien creature.

What Zhou Yun was considering was that these Genestealers were actually so... gentle?

Their aggressiveness didn't seem to be very strong.

They were more inclined to use deception rather than force to make people believe in the Four-Armed God-Hua Hua Hua Di Huang, and finally be corrupted by the Genestealers.

It seems that this gathering point is only the outer force of the Genestealers...

From this gathering point, it might not be possible to get any effective information.

Zhou Yun looked at the intricate roads between the abandoned pipes of the Hive.

These roads were either opened between the pipes or directly borrowed from the pipes.

They were complex enough to make one's scalp numb, like a series of intertwined mazes.

On the way here, the old boatman also reminded Zhou Yun and Jeanne.

Many newcomers who had just entered the Undercity would get lost between these intricate roads.

Eventually, they would stray into some places they shouldn't enter, or simply starve to death between the pipes because they got lost.

The old boatman also said seriously that some lost people in the pipes at the bottom of the Hive would wander in them forever, looking for an exit.

"Sounds like Jaghatai's experience," the winged figure in the white light complained.

Zhou Yun was calm and pulled Jeanne in front of him.

"Hurry up and use your wonderful precognition ability to help me see which way to go."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 55 =====