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Chapter 555: Ultramarines Face Cream

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On the Golden Wang Zuo, the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang of Mankind sits on the throne, motionless, like a statue, as if He has been sitting on it since the end of time, and as if He will sit on it unchanged until the end of the universe.

But only the Custodians know that the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang of Mankind is not completely unchanged. In the past few decades, some flesh and blood have slowly grown back on the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang.

And all this is because...

Custodian Shield Captain Valerian, while patrolling, looked up at the steps beside the Golden Wang Zuo.

On that step, a floor mat was laid out, and a man was sleeping beside the Golden Wang Zuo, pillowing a pillow with various mechanical structures.

His existence made the originally serious and sacred Wang Zuo Room look a bit ridiculous, as if he and other things in the Wang Zuo Room were not on the same layer.

Beside the man, a teenager with glasses and a crew cut was sitting cross-legged. The teenager had a revolver and a dead sword—Denkoumaru—tucked at his waist.

He is the incarnation of Saint Doraemon, Nobita Nobi who once broke Khorne's leg with a shot... But after Saint Doraemon fell asleep, Nobita Nobi did not fall asleep with him, but always remained awake, occasionally leaving the Wang Zuo Room, not knowing what to do.

Valerian knows some rumors from the outside world, some people say that it is the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang using the incarnation of Saint Doraemon to walk in the world.

But... but Valerian has seen Nobita Nobi look at the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang on the Golden Wang Zuo with a vigilant look several times.

At this moment, Valerian's superhuman perception keenly captured a figure.

It was a woman wearing a Cadian military uniform. The uniform was washed until it was a bit white, but it was not dilapidated, but very neat. Her face was quite good-looking, but her cheek had a deep wound.

The woman tied a ponytail and carried a bucket up the steps in front of the Golden Wang Zuo.

That is Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina, the commander of the Cadian 184th Regiment.

In a sense, they are the Custodians of Saint Doraemon.

The Cadian 184th Regiment led by Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina and the part of the Order of Battle Sisters led by Ms. Jeanna take turns every ten years to look after the sleeping man, that is, to look after the sleeping body of Saint Doraemon.

Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina nodded to Shield Captain Valerian, reached out to temporarily turn off the "Crazy Clock" acting around Zhou Yun, and wiped the dust off Zhou Yun's face with a damp towel.

The prop called the "Crazy Clock" can distort time. Many years pass near Saint Doraemon's body, but only a few seconds pass in the outside world. Dust often falls on him naturally, and he needs to be cleaned frequently.

Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina first wiped Zhou Yun's face clean with a towel, and then took out a box of face cream with the Ultramarines logo from her pocket and applied it to Zhou Yun's face.

Valerian asked Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina with curiosity.

Xiang Xiang Leina told him that it was a special face cream gifted by the Ultramarines, which they used to maintain the Primarch Roboute Guilliman in the stasis field. It would form an ion field to automatically isolate the dust nearby.

Valerian also asked for some Ultramarines cream and would occasionally wipe it for the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang.

Don't say, it really made the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang look more radiant after use.

After Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina finished wiping Saint Doraemon's face, she changed all the bedding, and then carried the changed bedding toward the outside of the Wang Zuo Room.

It stands to reason that such work does not need Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina to do it herself.

But now there are two gods sleeping in the Wang Zuo Room, and the Custodians are not at ease with others entering no matter what.

It just so happens that Ms. Jeanna, who also believes in Saint Doraemon, does not trust the Custodians very much. In the end, after some wrangling, it became that only Jeanna and Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina could climb the steps in front of the Golden Wang Zuo to look after Saint Doraemon's body.

The door of the Wang Zuo Room slowly closed, and Ms. Xiang Xiang Leina left the Wang Zuo Room briefly. Valerian's gaze stayed slightly on the closing door of the Wang Zuo Room.

Now many Custodians have left the Wang Zuo Room and went to the stars to follow Guilliman's command, but most Custodians still like to guard the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang directly in the Wang Zuo Room.

But Valerian is different from many Custodians. He actually longs to go to the stars and use this body given by the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang to protect humanity. Faintly, he even feels that this is what the Hua Hua Hua Di Huang hopes they will do.

It's a pity that Captain-General Trajann left him in the Wang Zuo Room... Valerian sighed in his heart——————

*Suck. *

Valerian's senses keenly detected a sound, his vigilance instantly rose, he gripped the power spear in his hand tightly, and looked in the direction the sound came from.

"Haaaa——————————"

A long yawn echoed in the Wang Zuo Room, as if someone who had slept for thousands of years had woken up.

"Xiang Xiang Leina is applying face cream on my face again, really treating me like Guilliman."

Zhou Yun complained familiarly, rubbed his face, and wiped off all the sticky face cream on his face.

Then he stretched, relaxed his somewhat numb body, crawled out of the bedding, and moved his body.

He felt his body become stiff as if it were filled with lead during the sleep of unknown years. After moving for a while, he felt the blood in his body begin to flow again.

And the first moment his body recovered, Zhou Yun turned his head to look at the "Three-Year Sleeping Taro Pillow" still on the bed.

Looking at this prop, Zhou Yun's expression became a bit complicated, a bit numb, and a bit unable to hold back.

22,222 dreams were still swirling in his mind, even making Zhou Yun feel an unbearable numbness.

This is the operating principle of the Three-Year Sleeping Taro Pillow, constantly cycling and simulating in dreams until the answer the user wants is obtained. This is also why the more complex the problem, the longer it takes for the Three-Year Sleeping Taro Pillow to get the answer.

Although with the blessing of 22nd-century technology, Zhou Yun would not have psychological problems in more than 20,000 dreams... But cycling 20,000 times in the Warhammer universe still made Zhou Yun feel tired, numb, and painful.

He did get the answer from the dream, but his gaze toward the Three-Year Sleeping Taro Pillow was still full of disgust.

"I seal you as the number one prisoner of the Wonderful Props Prison!" Zhou Yun cursed and kicked the Three-Year Sleeping Taro Pillow away. ===== CHAPTER 556 =====

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