[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner":3,"chapter-i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-chapter-47":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm Not Crazy—This Is the Emperor's Banner",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2291387,4480,"Chapter 47","i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-chapter-47",47,"\u003Cp>“I’m telling you, I’m really powerful now...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou forcibly squeezed in front of Shen Siyuan, who was busy, wanting to talk to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Siyuan, driven mad by her, gave Yin Xingyue a look, signaling her to pull Dou Dou away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monday is his workday every week, so he must finish this week’s tasks today before he can relax and slack off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Added to that, the proposal he wrote for Zhou Zhengdao had received numerous revision suggestions over Saturday and Sunday, all of which he needed to handle today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So busy he didn’t even have time to drink water, let alone take his paid bathroom break.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t disturb Brother’s work,” Yin Xingyue pulled Dou Dou away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I want to play with him,” Dou Dou said, sounding slightly wounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait until he’s done.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sigh, adults are so boring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou propped her chin on her hand and squatted on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Xingyue squatted down beside her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou added, “I don’t even want to become an adult.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Xingyue pursed her lips and said softly, “You can’t become an adult.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why?” Dou Tou tilted her head, looking at her with a clueless expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because you’re already dead—you’re a ghost now, not a human,” Yin Xingyue said irritably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then can I become a big ghost?” Dou Dou asked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No,” Yin Xingyue said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a deeply sad topic, yet the two spoke of it with a touch of humor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou, hearing this, said with great disappointment, “So I’ll just be a kid forever?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s wrong with being a kid? What’s so great about being an adult?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As an adult, you can eat whatever you want, go anywhere you want to play, no parents saying ‘no’ to this or that...” Dou Dou counted the benefits of being an adult on her chubby little fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But all those things cost money,” Yin Xingyue said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll earn a ton of money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou spread her arms wide, indicating an enormous amount of money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To earn money, you have to work. Work means no time to play, no going wherever you want—like Brother here...” Yin Xingyue pointed at Shen Siyuan, who was nearly driven mad by work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou was stunned. How could this be?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Being an adult isn’t fun at all?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course not. That’s why being an adult isn’t good—being a kid is carefree, no need to worry about so much,” Yin Xingyue said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She didn’t want to grow up. If she could stay small forever, never have to study, never be dragged back home, and just stay with Grandma—that would be perfect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She missed Grandma a little. She looked at Shen Siyuan, busy at work, wondering whether she should tell him she wanted to go home and visit Grandma.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Carefree?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou rubbed her chubby little chin with her small hand, grinning foolishly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing her laugh, Yin Xingyue turned her gaze to her and said, “If you’re bored, I’ll teach you martial arts—Brother asked me to teach you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The martial arts Yin Xingyue referred to was naturally 【Bao Feng Mian】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last night, Shen Siyuan taught for over an hour. Yin Xingyue learned all his movements quickly, but Dou Dou, lively and restless, learned them all wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Shen Siyuan handed this difficult task to Yin Xingyue, asking her to teach Dou Dou whenever she had time, hoping to get her to learn it properly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Okay!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually, Dou Dou wasn’t resistant to learning 【Bao Feng Mian】—she was even enthusiastic, treating it like a game. But because she was so young and couldn’t focus, her movements ended up twisted and crooked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou stood up and immediately struck a pose, arms hugging the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Yin Xingyue found it uncomfortable to look at.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can you not stick your butt up so high? You look like Donald Duck...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou had a low laugh threshold—Yin Xingyue’s one line sent her into fits of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Siyuan, busy at work, was drawn by her laughter and looked over at the two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Xingyue gave Shen Siyuan a helpless look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Siyuan smiled at her encouragingly and returned to his work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop laughing. Tuck your butt in.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s too big to tuck in—Mom says my butt is like an elephant’s butt.” Dou Dou wiggled her hips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Copy my posture.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Xingyue assumed the same 【Bao Feng Mian】 stance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Knees slightly bent, body slightly crouched, arms embracing empty air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s a slight crouch, not sticking your butt out—imagine you’re hugging something...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dou Dou was confused. She clearly was crouching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked down at herself—her legs were just too short; she couldn’t tell if she was crouching, only that her butt stuck out...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t leave right after work—we’re having a meeting,” Zhou Chuan stood up and reminded everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment he spoke, everyone groaned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No way, Boss, when did you learn this trick—holding meetings after work? Why not during work hours?” Wang Chao blurted out first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The conference room was occupied by the Planning Department all afternoon. What could I do? Had to wait until after work.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We have to go to the conference room?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course—we’re going over last month’s data analysis report. Wait, you didn’t write yours, did you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You—you do nothing all day?” Zhou Chuan was furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t mind slacking off, but only after work was done—he was still their boss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about the rest of you?” Zhou Chuan asked the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I already finished mine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me too—I sent it to your email.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I finished it last Friday.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone spoke up, and Zhou Chuan’s expression eased slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze returned to Wang Chao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s always you—always procrastinating, never doing anything until the last minute.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Boss, I really forgot this time—I’ll do it now, I guarantee it’ll be done before I leave today.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Chuan had no choice but to tell him to hurry up and sat back down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every month, everyone did a data analysis on the game projects they managed. If they met revenue targets, everyone was happy—just say a few words in the meeting and move on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they missed targets, they analyzed left and right—from holiday events to system mechanics—scrutinizing frame by frame for causes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, the usual conclusion of these analyses was always: these players are just bad...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Chuan was a decent boss—the meeting didn’t take long—but even so, they emerged from the conference room at 7:30 p.m.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Shen Siyuan had dinner outside, he got home close to 9 p.m.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rode his bike to the building, parked his electric scooter, and Lu Guanchang, the old man he hadn’t seen in days, came forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he dared not approach, his eyes fixed on Yin Xingyue and Dou Dou, who hovered around Shen Siyuan on ghostly winds, showing fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the flames barely contained on Dou Dou’s body made his heart race—getting too close felt like a piercing pain to his soul.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet even as he feared, he secretly felt envy and jealousy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted Shen Siyuan to help him meet his ex-wife and daughter—he begged and begged until the man reluctantly agreed. But these two girls had easily gained such extraordinary opportunities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t know that although he hid his jealousy well, as soon as the thought arose, the warts on his face multiplied, almost as if they were about to burst into pus—this was the outward manifestation of “appearance follows the heart,” impossible to conceal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Siyuan naturally noticed, but paid no mind, asking instead, “Did you find your ex-wife and daughter?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old Lu nodded quickly—being a ghost made things much easier. With past clues and days of effort, he’d actually found them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: It’s the end of the month—if you have tickets, please give me a boost~\u003C\u002Fp>",1287,"2026-06-20T03:53:08.657Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","01df9e7da093d714861b74a6c8718d3b347c7b6cb304424b1a41331493a410c0","i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-chapter-48","i-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-chapter-46",623,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-not-crazy-this-is-the-emperor-s-banner-cover.jpg"]