Chapter 1000: 0597 Heart Has an AC Tree
"Rest assured, although I'm not very good at frontal combat, my level is not weak."
Looking at Li Ang, who had a strange expression in front of him, the poop lady couldn't help but smile, then continued to speak as if no one else was around:
"The first exam is a talent test, I probably can't help you with anything, but if the second exam draws a team battle, I have confidence that I can raise your combat power by a level.
As for the third practical exam, although I'm not very good at doing missions either, I'm very good at poisoning. As long as you help me delay for a while, I have confidence that I can put down the vast majority of people here and directly help you eliminate 90% of the competitors."
"Uh..."
Feeling the intense hostile gazes quickly cast from around, Li Ang couldn't help but have a toothache, feeling that this assessment might not go as smoothly as he thought.
Big sister! Having confidence is a good thing, but when we are discussing "conspiracies," can you be a bit more discreet?
Sure enough, the poop lady's overly straightforward statement immediately aroused dissatisfaction from others.
"Heh."
Only hearing a cold sneer with slight disdain, the bull-horned man next to Li Ang turned around, his two azure bull eyes scanned, observed the combination of people behind him, then pouted with contempt and said:
"I thought the person who dared to say such things was how amazing, but it turned out to be just a Level 2 cleaner? I'm standing here now, you guys try to poison me and see?"
"Hmm?"
Hearing the bull-horned man's words, Amien's eyes couldn't help but light up slightly, then she said with some surprise:
"Are you sure?"
"I am of course sur..."
"Silence!"
A light shout came from above everyone, interrupting this cliché little conflict. The white-bearded old man with the double-fish emblem hanging on his chest stepped out of the dream river and stepped onto the ground below in one step.
And with the appearance of the white-bearded old man, more than 400 colorful bubbles the size of fists followed and surged down from the dream river, then merged with each other like water droplets, condensing into a larger hazy dream, and with a *pop* sound, wrapped all the cleaners inside.
"Should be 419 people, actually 419 people, no one gave up the exam."
After carefully looking at Li Ang, the Pisces Director sitting in the center of the dream sat down slowly, spread the beast-skin notebook on his knees, and then announced to the more than 400 monsters and ghosts in front of him:
"In the name of the Pisces Director of the Cleaning Bureau, I announce that the first stage of this promotion assessment, the basic talent test, officially begins!"
Accompanied by the white-bearded old man's announcement with a slight phlegm sound, the huge dream that was hazy all around suddenly became clear, turning into a tiered classroom that could accommodate hundreds of people.
And the more than 400 cleaners who were originally standing, all sat down in the same instant, placed their arms on the table in front of them, and put on the appearance of good students, forced to stare at the lecture table in the center.
"This assessment is very simple. You just need to pick up a pen and draw."
After coughing slightly, the Pisces Director sitting on the lecture table pointed behind himself at the empty lecture table, then said slowly:
"Later, a big tree will slowly grow behind me, and what you need to do is pick up the paper and pen on the table and draw the appearance of the tree you see. And you just need to move your pen to draw; it doesn't matter if the drawing is standard or not... Alright, the rules are temporarily these, start writing!"
"..."
Didn't they say it was a talent test? What the hell is testing drawing?
After listening to the questions of the first assessment, a group of cleaners couldn't help but look at each other, but looking at the Pisces Director who had already closed his eyes on the lecture table and clearly didn't intend to explain the reason, they had no choice but to honestly start drawing... except for Li Ang.
Not... where is the tree that was promised?
Holding the uniformly distributed feather pen, after waiting for a long time on the chair, listening to the *swish-swish* sound of other cleaners writing furiously, and looking at the lecture table behind the Pisces Director that was still empty, without even a hair of a tree growing out, Li Ang suddenly felt numb.
There's nothing here, what the hell am I supposed to draw?
In the situation where everyone was writing, there was someone who didn't do anything, which naturally became extremely conspicuous. The "candidates" on both sides of Li Ang didn't take long to notice his abnormality.
"Heh."
After glancing sideways at the white paper in front of Li Ang, the burly bull-horned man couldn't help but sneer, then didn't even bother to mock him, directly turned his head back, bowed his back and lay half-prone on the table, using fingers as thick as carrots to pinch the goose feather pen, and drew the b-tree in his heart.
Should I... see what he drew?
Li Ang, who was a little panicked, couldn't help but tilt his body and aim at the bull-horned man's test paper.
I'm really not cheating, and I didn't plan to copy his answer. I just wanted to refer to the "format" of answering the questions. At least I could draw something like a tree branch, right? After all, even if I just write a "solution" on it, it's always better than handing in a blank paper, right?
But it is regrettable that when Li Ang held the idea that not handing in a blank paper was success and peeked at the bull-horned man's paper, he didn't see a tree on it, but saw a tree...
Or to be more straightforward, the thing the bull-horned man drew, rather than a tree, was more like a... centipede ant with four sheep hooves and dozens of pairs of bull horns.
And what was even more outrageous than this was that when he found Li Ang looking at him in shock, that strange and ugly ant actually raised its head from the paper and glared at Li Ang angrily.
Not... what the hell is this thing?
With just one look, he understood that he definitely couldn't copy this answer. Li Ang had no choice but to straighten his body honestly, sit back in his seat with a stiff expression.
It seems I can only draw blindly! At worst, I'll work harder in the next two rounds!
However, just when Li Ang gritted his teeth and prepared to just give up, his right leg was kicked lightly, and immediately after, a test paper that had already been drawn halfway appeared in the corner of his eye.
This is...
When Li Ang turned his head in surprise and received Amien's encouraging look, his heart couldn't help but warm up, and he felt that the poop lady had become clear and beautiful.
Thank you! Amien senior! After I go back, I will definitely thank you well... Uh...
Looking at the tree that was painted brown-yellow, spiraled, and exuded the unique smell of humus on the test paper, the surprise in Li Ang's eyes dimmed at light speed.
"Cough!"
Just at this moment, a hoarse dry cough came from the lecture table. The Pisces Director, who still had his eyes closed, suddenly moved his cervical spine, then reminded expressionlessly:
"Now adding a rule, you had better draw whatever you see. If you have any improper thoughts and draw things you didn't see on the paper, your consciousness will be directly crushed by me and you will be completely kicked out of this assessment... Alright, continue drawing!"
"..."
*Sigh*, this time even drawing poop on the test paper is not allowed.
Hearing that this rule was aimed at whom, Li Ang, who was a bit numb, had no choice but to sigh, shook his head and declined Amien senior's kindness, then kept his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart, honestly sitting in his seat, waiting for the exam to end with a dark face.
However, in a place Li Ang couldn't see, a pair of black and white eyes were staring at his blank paper through the huge bubble dream, and the Pisces Director on the lecture table, who had his eyes closed, was holding a feather pen and drawing a series of big and small question marks in the beast-skin notebook.
Level 3 - Virgin Branch - Food God Eater - Li Ang Laien
Pre-exam: No whole-body alienation, mental stability full value, score: 100
Preliminary Exam: No somatic alienation, mental stability at maximum value, score: 100
First Exam: No specific area of expertise, no accurate developmental tendency, no matching compatible star palace, no abnormal affinity cap... Score: 0? 100?
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