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Chapter 1049

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"?!"

The three dodged the thick phlegm spat by the black goat, but couldn't dodge the painful scolding it sprayed, and couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.

As for Li Ang on the side, when the sheep head was outputting crazily, he looked at the red-haired director who was smiling like a flower and nodded.

You called me over, is this what you meant?

Yes, yes, yes! That's what I meant! Sure enough, you are the one who understands me, haha~

Looking at the three branch managers who were sprayed by the sheep head, the red-haired director, who had a face full of pleasure, couldn't help but take a deep breath and felt a kind of long-lost happiness.

The reason why she hated that dead sheep before and kept it in the bureau without changing it into other anomalous objects, besides its excellent soul vision, was this mouth that was enough to be powerful.

Whenever she was hindered by her identity or too unreasonable, and was embarrassed to open her mouth to scold people, this dead sheep could directly scold people for her for a whole day, and the consumption was just a mere two packs of cigarettes. This cost-effectiveness is simply not too high.

Hey~ It's a pity, if it weren't for Li Ang, she would really be a bit reluctant to give it out~

And just when the red-haired director was enjoying the long-lost happiness, the three branch managers had already reacted from being caught off guard, then stood up one after another, and questioned with anger:

"Shut up! Damn demon!"

"Your Excellency Olivia!"

"Mr. Li Ang! Manage your..."

"Heh! Ptooey! Ptooey ptooey ptooey!"

After using the self-created skill of old thick phlegm jet to interrupt the angry questioning of the three branch managers, the black goat, who was also abnormally angry, continued to output vigorously:

"I was a big demon! The recognized first demon under the true god! You three little spicy chickens, added together are not as good as a root of my dick! When I was still wearing pants, as long as I looked down when going to the toilet, I could see thousands of your brothers!

It's really getting more and more angry the more I say it, just because you deserve to put a dog leash on me? You deserve a **!

If it weren't for the fact that I'm full and sleeping well now, and my temper isn't as big as before, I would definitely dig up your ancestral graves, reassemble your dead ancestors, and stuff them into dog butts one by one! Don't ask why I want to do this, ask is that I am helping your ancestors go back to their hometown!"

"You... you..."

"You what you? You guys can't even recognize your own father, how did you mix until now? I really *! Are you guys picked up from the sewer by the Cleaning Bureau? Or are you guys %&¥@#..."

"Stop! Stop it!"

Reaching out to hold the black goat's mouth and cutting off the curse with more and more blocked words, Li Ang said with slight apology:

"Sorry, its emotions are a bit excited, and what it said is a bit ugly, I hope you don't mind."

"..."

Is this a bit ugly? Among the feces sprayed by this damn demon, there is not a single one that can be listened to!

After slowing down for a while, the three branch managers, who were almost scolded to the point of closing their breath, gritted their teeth and questioned:

"You... if you don't want to wear a necklace, you can tell us! As for being so..."

"Can wear it, why can't I wear it?"

Li Ang said with a peaceful expression:

"Although the source of this anomalous object is a bit bad, it is indeed a precious anomalous object, and the effect is also very suitable for the current situation. I don't have any dissatisfaction with it."

"Then why do you..."

"I just think that the effect of the necklace you gave is not good enough. Only the three of you can contact me unilaterally. This efficiency is still too low."

After pinching the black goat that was still struggling desperately, Li Ang, in the fearful eyes of the three branch managers, introduced kindly:

"It is my pet... hmm... one of the demons I have a contract with. Compared to the necklace that only allows you to contact me unilaterally, it can not only communicate with me over a super long distance, but even lock my position easily across a city.

So compared to wearing the necklace you gave me, I hope the three of you can keep it by your side. In this way, in case there is any dangerous situation, everyone can communicate in time... What do the three of you think?"

How? Not good! Very not good!

Looking at the sheep head that was still crazily scolding himself with his soul even though his mouth was pinched by Li Ang, and whose lines were not repeated at all, the three branch managers couldn't help but tremble in unison.

Although this thing doesn't look very strong, that mouth that spits out filth is really a bit fatal. Just being scolded for 5 minutes just now made their blood pressure soar all the way. If they keep it by their side for more than half a month, I'm afraid that before the King-Slaughtering Society makes a move, their brain blood vessels will explode first!

"This... is it a bit inappropriate?"

Facing the "better" solution proposed by Li Ang, the Cheetah Branch manager bit the bullet and said:

"This demon is after all a quite strong anomalous object. If you leave it, wouldn't it weaken your ability? It's better to..."

"No, my main combat anomalous object now is something else, not them."

"It... them?"

"Yes, them."

In the red-haired director's abnormally appreciative gaze, Li Ang smiled and added:

"It broke into seven pieces at the beginning, and I have already collected four of them, so not only can I hand it over to you to carry, but the three of you can even carry one each."

"?!!!"

God damn carry one each!

This thing's mouth is pinched by you, and under the condition of only 50% output power, it can spray the three of us with just soul waves. If there are three more sheep heads without pinched mouths, wouldn't that mean we each have to suffer six times the torture we are suffering now?

"No! No need!"

Under the deterrence of the black goat, the three branch managers shook their heads in unison, and the middle-aged woman from the Cheshire Branch said with a face full of embarrassment:

"Actually... one of us is good at speed and one is good at perception. If a problem really arises, it will be too late to rush over temporarily, so... timely communication is actually not that important, this thing doesn't have to be worn."

"Really don't need it?"

Li Ang blinked upon hearing this, made a gesture to hand the black goat toward them, and invited sincerely:

"Although their mouths are a bit smelly, their strength is still excellent. Are you really not considering it anymore?"

"No, really no!"

"Alright then."

After putting away the black goat that hadn't scolded enough, Li Ang lifted the 【Water Hound Collar】 in his hand and asked:

"Then this thing..."

"Give it to you, give it to you!"

The Cheetah Director, whose intestines were green with regret, waved his hand hurriedly:

"This thing was originally for contact. If you find it useful, keep it!"

"Then thank you for your generosity."

Throwing the 【Water Hound Collar】 into the mirror world and throwing it to the young dog as a toy, Li Ang smiled and asked:

"By the way, regarding the defense work after the director leaves, what plans do the three of you have?"

Plans...

Upon hearing Li Ang's inquiry, the three branch managers, who were still shaken, first exchanged glances, then the middle-aged woman from the Cheshire Branch opened her mouth:

"Our plan is to gather the two royal bloodlines and keep them in the Virgin Branch for close protection!"

Strictly guarding to death, huh? It's a fairly steady idea.

After nodding in agreement, Li Ang asked:

"Then what about me? What task have you arranged for me?"

"Your task is to stay in the Wang Gong."

The middle-aged woman from the Cheshire Branch said:

"The princess still has to maintain the operation of the kingdom, we cannot lock her in the Virgin Branch, so your task is to protect her 24 hours a day in the next half month."

"..."

?!!!

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