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Chapter 1305

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"You two, you must be careful of this man who smiles very evilly!"

Looking at the old man who was throwing away the 【Memory Headscarf】 with fear and gasping for breath, a short middle-aged woman summarized seriously:

"Although the three of us were arranged to support, you also know the situation of the Virgin Branch. The danger level of being friends with them is no less than being enemies with them.

Whether it is the 【Executioner】 who kills regardless of enemy or friend according to the degree of sin, or the 【Dice Emperor】 who only cares about whether the mission is successful or not and cannot control what happens in the process, they can all cause harm to us.

And the person who needs to be extra careful now has one more 【God of Food】. According to the cleaners from our Sky Cat Branch who participated in the promotion assessment, he is even more dangerous than the 【Executioner】 and the 【Dice Emperor】!"

Indeed...

After listening to the middle-aged woman's summary, the other two branch directors who were selected to support the Virgin Branch couldn't help but look at each other, and then nodded in unison.

The Executioner's ability does not distinguish between enemy and friend, so we can just hide far away. The Dice Emperor's ability only cares about the result and not the process, but at least the result is good. And this God of Food...

Can only pray not to be targeted by the Slaughter King Society.

According to the scenes the two of them saw in the 【Memory Headscarf】, it seems that once the situation is wrong or they fall into a disadvantage, this 【God of Food】, who dares to kill and eat True Gods, will go crazy and start to crave the bodies of his teammates in the literal sense.

"Thanks for the reminder."

After thanking the middle-aged woman from the Sky Cat Branch, the old man who had just thrown away the 【Memory Headscarf】 said with lingering fear:

"I have been a cleaner for almost eighty years, and I have seen quite a few lunatics before and after, but this is the first time I have seen one who can be this crazy..."

"Yes, his mental state is too scary."

Another branch director nodded upon hearing this and couldn't help but take over the conversation:

"Compared to those lunatics who write madness on their faces, this Li... this 【God of Food】 is simply normally scary, and even his image in the Dream Realm is a normal human being.

This is too outrageous. Clearly mastering such terrifying power, his cognition of himself has no deviation at all, and what is even more terrifying is that he looks rational and clear, and is quite polite.

Even when he is preparing to eat people, he will apologize to the person being eaten first... hiss... don't talk about it, don't talk about it! Thinking of him smiling at me in that memory, I feel a bit... a bit..."

A bit cold on your back, right?

After completing this sentence for him in his heart, the old man couldn't help but sigh, secretly sighing that his luck was really bad, and he actually had to perform a mission with such a pervert.

And after seeing the listless expressions of the two, the middle-aged woman from the Sky Cat Branch had to comfort them:

"Actually, the situation is not that extreme. According to the cleaners from our branch who participated, although the God of Food is crazy, his strength is also really strong. If the Slaughter King Society really finds the Virgin Branch, it might be safer with him here.

As for when he goes crazy... after the director of the Virgin Branch is transferred to the General Bureau, the three of us branch directors will have the highest status, and he has to listen to the three of us.

As long as we make preparations in advance and arrange him with the people of the Virgin Branch, even if he goes crazy and wants to eat people, he won't eat us for a while."

"Yes, yes, yes, this idea is good!"

Hmm... Senior Emma is right, I seem to smile more than before...

Not knowing that the three branch directors who came to support had already been thinking about him in the rumors, Li Ang was currently facing the dressing mirror at home, constantly making one kind and gentle smile after another.

It's true that I smile more, and I've become more handsome.

Looking at himself in the mirror who was no longer weak after supplementing nutrition, and whose complexion had become quite healthy, and could already be called handsome, Li Ang nodded with satisfaction, then turned his head and advised Anna, who was flushed with anger at the table:

"Alright, alright, it's just homework, it's not worth getting so angry, just take your time." "No... this is not just about homework!"

Anna, who was tutoring her younger brother and sister, couldn't help but grit her teeth and retorted angrily:

"Brother! You don't understand what's going on! They are not unable to do it! They just don't write it properly! They have to... they have to... ah!"

"..."

Although I don't know what they have to do, it seems that tutoring homework is indeed a threshold that every parent must inevitably cross in their life.

"Uh... why don't you take a break?"

After looking at his sister who was gritting her teeth with anger, and then at the two little guys who were shrinking their heads and brains beside her, Li Ang hesitated for a while, and then tentatively suggested:

"It just so happens that I'm free now, and you've been tired all day, why don't... why don't I do it today?"

Change to you tutoring?

After listening to Li Ang's suggestion, which couldn't be called bold, only ignorant of life and death, Anna was silent for a moment, and then, driven by some small "evil thoughts," got up and gave up the position.

And Li Ang, who had been practicing smiling at the mirror for several minutes and felt that he was surprisingly gentle now, picked up Melanie's homework book with the smile he had just practiced.

First, what caught his eye was a reading comprehension that excerpted a religious story.

Question: Assyria gained unimaginable wealth with the help of the devil, but paid for his soul because of it. What does this tell us?

Answer: You must read the terms carefully when signing a contract.

Question: Clearly the merchant earned unimaginable money and became the richest person in the Monet City-State, but why didn't he feel happy?

Answer: Only knows how to earn, doesn't know how to spend.

Question: The king didn't gain happiness because of power, the merchant didn't gain happiness because of wealth, but why did the little beggar who had nothing laugh while looking at the blooming sunflowers on the side of the road?

Answer: Should be hallucinating from hunger, or because sunflower seeds can be eaten.

"..."

Okay, change to another one.

Li Ang's smile remained unchanged, and he returned the homework to Melanie peacefully, then sat down beside William and picked up his homework book.

And compared to Melanie's homework book, William's homework was much more advanced.

The same religious story reading comprehension, the same three questions. Melanie only wrote a few words for each question, and even in order to make the answer position look full, every word was written as big as a thumb nail.

William's homework was densely packed with tiny fly-head characters smaller than rice grains. As for the answers given...

William's first question mainly discussed the military thought of "do not cooperate with people you cannot control"; the second question talked about how to use money to buy votes, open up the military and political system of the Monet City-State, and successfully borrow a shell to ascend.

As for the third question, he wrote a reliable action outline for the little beggar who was laughing foolishly at the sunflowers, teaching him how to start with a bowl and try to fight for a country at the end...

After silently closing William's homework book, Li Ang looked at his younger brother who was clearly tiger-headed and tiger-brained but full of dragon-slaying techniques, and couldn't help but sigh quietly.

How should I put it... Big brother's job seems to have really delayed your personal development...

(End of chapter)

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