Chapter 1315: Free Mission
"?!"
The three dodged the phlegm spat by the black goat, but couldn't dodge the abuse it sprayed, and couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
As for Li Ang on the side, he looked at the red-haired director who was smiling and smiling while the sheep head was outputting frantically.
You called me over, is this what you meant?
Yes yes yes! That's what I meant! Sure enough, you understand me, haha~
Looking at the three branch directors who were sprayed by the sheep head, the red-haired director, who was full of pleasure, couldn't help but take a deep breath, feeling a kind of long-lost happiness.
The reason why she hated that dead sheep before and kept it in the bureau without changing it into other anomalous objects, besides its excellent soul vision, was this mouth that was powerful enough.
Whenever she was hindered by her identity or too unreasonable, and was embarrassed to open her mouth to scold people, this dead sheep could scold for her for a whole day, and the consumption was just a mere two packs of cigarettes, this cost-effectiveness couldn't be higher.
Sigh~ It's a pity, if it weren't for Li Ang, she really wouldn't be willing to give it away~
And just when the red-haired director was enjoying the long-lost happiness, the three branch directors had already reacted from being caught off guard, then patted the table and stood up, condemning with anger:
"Shut up! Damn demon!"
"Your Excellency Ao Liwei Ya!"
"Mr. Li Ang! Manage your..."
"Heh! Ptooey! Ptooey ptooey ptooey!"
After using the self-created skill old phlegm spray to interrupt the angry questioning of the three branch directors, the black goat, which was also abnormally angry, continued to output vigorously:
"I was a big demon! The recognized first demon under the True God! You three little spicy chickens, added together are not as good as one of my dick! When I was still wearing pants, as long as I looked down when I went to the toilet, I could see thousands of your brothers!
It's really getting more and more angry, just because of you, you deserve to put a dog chain on me? You deserve a **!
If it weren't for the fact that I'm full and sleeping well now, and my temper isn't as big as before, I would have dug up your ancestral grave, put your dead ancestors back together, and stuffed them into dog butts one by one! Don't ask why I want to do this, asking is that I am helping your ancestors return to their hometown!"
"You... you..."
"You what you? You bastards can't even recognize your own father, how did you mix until now? I'll just fuck it! Are you picked up by the Cleaning Bureau from the sewer? Or are you bastards %&¥@#..."
"Stop! Stop it!"
Reaching out to hold the black goat's mouth, cutting off the cursing with more and more blocked words, Li Ang said with slight apology:
"Sorry, its emotions are a bit excited, and what it said is a bit ugly, I hope you don't mind."
"..."
Is this a bit ugly? None of the shit sprayed by this damn demon is listenable!
After slowing down for a while, the three branch directors who were almost scolded to the point of holding their breath, gritted their teeth and questioned:
"You... if you don't want to wear the necklace, you can tell us! As for being so..."
"Can wear, why can't I wear it?"
Li Ang said peacefully:
"Although the source of this anomalous object is not good, it is indeed a precious anomalous object, and the effect is also very suitable for the current situation, I have no dissatisfaction with it."
"Then why do you..."
"I just think that the effect of the necklace you gave is not good enough, only the three of you can contact me unilaterally, this efficiency is still too low."
Pinching the black goat that was still struggling desperately, Li Ang, in the fearful gaze of the three branch directors, introduced kindly:
"It is my pet... um... one of the demons that has a contract with me. Compared to the necklace that only allows you to contact me unilaterally, it can not only communicate with me over a super long distance, but even lock my position easily across a city.
So compared to wearing the necklace you gave me, I hope the three of you can take it with you, so that once there is any dangerous situation, everyone can communicate in time... What do the three think?"
How is it? Not good! Very not good!
Looking at the sheep head that was still frantically insulting himself with his soul even though his mouth was pinched by Li Ang, and the lines didn't repeat at all, the three branch directors couldn't help but tremble in unison.
Although this thing doesn't look very strong, that mouth that spits out filth is really a bit fatal. Just being scolded for 5 minutes just now made their blood pressure soar all the way. If they take it with them for more than half a month, I'm afraid that before the Lu Wang Society makes a move, their cerebral blood vessels will explode first!
"This... is it a bit inappropriate?" Facing the "better" solution proposed by Li Ang, the branch director of the Hound branch bit the bullet and said:
"This demon is a pretty strong anomalous object after all, wouldn't it weaken your ability if it left you, it's better to..."
"No, my main combat anomalous objects are other things now, not them."
"It... them?"
"Yes, them."
In the red-haired director's abnormally appreciative gaze, Li Ang smiled and added:
"It was broken into seven pieces at the beginning, and I have already collected four of them, so not only can it be handed over to you to carry, the three of you can even carry one each."
"?!!!"
God damn it, carry one each!
This thing's mouth is pinched by you, and under the condition of only 50% output power, it can spray the three of us by relying on soul waves alone. If there are three more sheep heads whose mouths are not pinched, wouldn't it mean that each of us will suffer six times the torture now?
"No! No need!"
Under the deterrence of the black goat, the three branch directors shook their heads in unison, and the middle-aged woman from the Cat branch said with an awkward face:
"Actually... we are good at speed and perception, if something really happens, it's not too late to rush over temporarily, so... timely communication is actually not that important, this thing doesn't have to be worn."
"Really don't need it?"
Li Ang blinked his eyes upon hearing this, made a gesture to hand the black goat to them, and invited sincerely:
"Although their mouths are a bit smelly, their strength is still excellent, do you really not consider it anymore?"
"No, really no!"
"Alright then."
After putting away the black goat that hadn't scolded enough, Li Ang lifted the 【Water Hound Collar】 in his hand and asked:
"Then this thing..."
"Give it to you, give it to you!"
The Cheetah director, whose intestines were green with regret, hurriedly waved his hand:
"This thing was originally for contact, if you find it useful, keep it!"
"Then thank you for your generosity."
Throwing the 【Water Hound Collar】 into the mirror world and throwing it to the young dog as a toy, Li Ang smiled and asked:
"By the way, regarding the defense work after the director leaves, what plans do the three of you have?"
Plans...
Hearing Li Ang's inquiry, the three branch directors, who were still somewhat shaken, first exchanged glances, and then the middle-aged woman from the Cat branch said:
"Our plan is to gather the two royal bloodlines and keep them in the Virgo branch for close protection!"
Guarding as strictly as possible? It's a fairly steady idea.
Nodding in agreement, Li Ang asked:
"Then what about me, what is the task you arranged for me?"
"Your task is to stay in the palace."
The middle-aged woman from the Cat branch said:
"The princess still has to maintain the operation of the kingdom, we can't lock her in the Virgo branch either, so your task is to protect her 24 hours a day in the next half month."
"..."
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