Chapter 1341

【Name: Intimate Sweater (Prayer, Element)】

【Appearance: A light golden wool outer garment with a slightly old-fashioned style and rough weaving, but with good warmth. Suitable for wearing in spring and autumn, it has a very good slimming effect and can well display a man's physique lines】

【Ability: Wish of Intimacy, Trace Electric Shock】

【Cost: When wearing this anomalous object, if you get too close to animals with fur, you might be disliked by them】

【File: Secret Art Inheritor Li Ang Laien, in the absence of a thin wool sweater, combined two secret arts of the Bureau, used the fragments of the previous God of Love's bow and arrow as a base, and supplemented it with the fur of a Paradise Rock Sheep to create this special anomalous object.

After this anomalous object is activated, all creatures that approach you with the intention of intimacy will be subjected to a static electricity attack that makes their fingertips slightly numb when they touch your body】

【Evaluation: Hiss... is this the feeling of a heartbeat?】

【Contamination Value: 0.1 (Maximum Contamination Value 28)】

【Name: Medicine-Seeking Dog Whistle (Ritual, Exploration)】

【Appearance: A slightly paint-chipped metal whistle. After holding one end in your mouth and blowing hard, an adult canine with a sallow complexion will run out of the nearby bushes and begin to anxiously search for something】

【Ability: Ritual Creature Summoning, Item Seeking】

【Cost: If you blow the whistle for too long, your cheeks might hurt a bit, and if you're not careful, you might drool while sleeping at night】

【File: Secret Art Inheritor Li Ang Laien, according to the saying that dogs look for corresponding herbs themselves after getting sick, combined two secret arts of the Bureau, used a Secret Dog Ritual Badge and Whistle Grass to create this special anomalous object.

When you are in an abnormal state such as poisoning, actively blowing this anomalous object will summon a canine with a very sensitive nose to find the wild herbs you urgently need, but there is also a 99.999% probability that you will be led to the nearest open-air public toilet】

【Evaluation: Woof! According to my experience, if you eat this thing, your illness will get better. We're all buddies, don't be polite with me!】

【Contamination Value: 0.1 (Maximum Contamination Value 41)】

【Name: Tough Knee Cartilage (Miracle, Domination)】

【Appearance: Two human kneecaps as soft as marshmallows. During their lifetime, they seemed to have frequently bent and touched the ground, causing the cartilage part to be worn quite severely】

【Ability: Knee of God and Man, Command Domination】

【Cost: Within a week after each use of this anomalous object, your knees will temporarily lose the ability to bend】

【File: Secret Art Inheritor Li Ang Laien, according to... combined two secret arts... used the kneecaps of ancient humans as a base, supplemented by the finger bones of a Dominating Demon God to create this special anomalous object.

After the target completes a prostration-level kneeling to you, this pair of kneecaps, whose dignity has been satisfied, will temporarily replace the other party's knees and dominate their body to go to the target location you specified】

【Evaluation: Come, kneel down, I beg you to do something for me】

【Contamination Value: 0.1 (Maximum Contamination Value 59)】

... "Um... the things I made this time seem a bit more useful than before?"

Looking at the Taurus Director, who was lying on the chair with trembling limbs and a dejected face, Li Ang, who had put on the new wool sweater, couldn't help but twitch his mouth awkwardly, then tried hard to save face:

"For example, this dog whistle, although it will most likely lead to an open-air public toilet, if... uh... if I were kidnapped by some Demon God and taken to a world without public toilets, then I might be able to follow that dog and find my way back little by little.

And these two kneecaps, although the conditions for this thing to take effect are a bit harsh, I can completely beat the opponent into a prostration first, and then order him to come to the Bureau to surrender... um... anyway, it's still a little bit useful... right?"

"..."

Hearing Li Ang's words, the Taurus Director on the recliner couldn't help but turn his head to look at him. When he saw the wool sweater he was wearing, his blood pressure surged uncontrollably, and he felt a wave of dizziness, so he hurriedly turned back.

Yes, these two things can indeed be used that way, but since you can beat someone into a prostration, why do you need this thing? And most importantly, do you know what materials you used?

Artifact fragments with the power of a True God, complete fur offered by a Paradise Holy Beast, ritual herbs that only grow in the Realm of Waiting for Night, and precious relics voluntarily left by human ancestors.

If these materials, which I originally intended to leave for you, were all used normally, they could at least produce two anomalous objects worth over 60 Li Ang points. But in your hands... um...

My heart hurts! It hurts so much!

After reaching out to press his heart, which was experiencing arrhythmia, the Taurus Director, who had turned his head away, waved his hand and said weakly:

"Li Ang, your... your talent is still okay. Um... at least the success rate is indeed very high, and you can even handle True God-level materials, but you... but why don't you try with someone else?

Don't misunderstand, I... I don't want to not teach you, it's mainly because not only my Taurus Star Palace has chosen you, so I shouldn't keep occupying you all the time. I have to give others a chance... um... I'm not feeling very well, why don't you go back first?"

"Then... sorry to have bothered you..."

Facing the Taurus Director's order to leave, Li Ang, knowing he was in the wrong, couldn't help but respond awkwardly, and then wanted to escape this awkward environment quickly. However, before he could turn around, the Taurus Director on the recliner continued to speak weakly:

"Also, take those two things on the table with you, they're yours."

"This... their materials are all quite rare, why don't you try to dismantle them again, maybe..."

"No, no, no, don't dismantle them, you'd better take them!"

Hurriedly interrupting Li Ang's polite refusal, the Taurus Director, with his back to the two, pressed his heart hard and pleaded with a trembling voice:

"Really, take them away quickly. As soon as I see them... my heart... my heart beats so hard..."

"..."

I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it, I just couldn't control it.

Looking at the Taurus Director, who was hunched over on the recliner with his back to him, clearly having suffered a huge blow, Li Ang, filled with guilt, had no choice but to leave the Taurus Director's room dejectedly under the red-haired woman's helpless lead.

However, although he didn't learn the Taurus secret arts on this trip, after the Taurus Director's explanation, the root cause of the forging problems seemed to have been found.

When he was learning forging secret arts, he was deeply influenced by the Third Director, and the core of his forging theory was "following the heart," emphasizing listening to the call of one's own heart.

The problem was that he had lived two lives, and his heart was filled with a large amount of messy knowledge and all kinds of extremely abstract and strange memes. Once he chose to "listen to the call of his heart," the anomalous objects he forged were naturally doubly abstract...

Yeah! It's all the Third Director's fault!

(End of Chapter)