Chapter 1526: Don't Want to Live Anymore

My secret arts are a little bit worse... My secret art talent is not bad at all, okay?

Faced with Director Taurus's evaluation from the bottom of her heart, Li Ang couldn't help but blush slightly.

I went through the Five Palace Selection, and my secret art talent was recognized by the Star Palace. The Cancer Palace and Pisces Palace were both begging me to go, okay? It's just that I didn't quite understand your Taurus Palace's forging secret arts.

Besides, not understanding the Taurus secret arts doesn't necessarily mean it's my problem. What if the old man from the Third Generation taught it poorly and led me astray with his set of purely idealistic forging theories?

"Achoo!!!"

Accompanied by a deafening sneeze, the thirty-eighth grave mound from left to right under the old locust tree on the east side of the Sage's Cemetery bulged. Then, with a sound of wood breaking, a male thigh covered in black hair kicked straight out of the coffin board.

Damn, used too much force!

Reaching out to pinch the bridge of his nose and blowing the dust and mold out of his nostrils, the square-headed old man pulled his foot out of his coffin board, climbed out of the grave mound by his tombstone, and looked at the tall elk standing on his grave with a look of bad luck.

"Speak if you have something to say!"

"..."

This damn old bastard!

Looking at the Third Director, who was too lazy to even be polite, the Deer couldn't help but stomp its hoof hard, digging a large crescent-shaped hoof print into the hard bluestone floor of the Sage's Cemetery.

"Iron Badger!"

Although it wished it could stomp the old bastard in front of it to death, after thinking about the devastatingly terrible news it had heard from the crow, the Deer finally suppressed the anger in its heart and said as peacefully as possible:

"I didn't come here to force you to fulfill your duties, but to negotiate a deal with you."

"Hehe, what kind of deal can I have with you guys?"

The Third Director sneered, sat on his tombstone, crossed his legs, picked his nose, and said disdainfully:

"I am just a bit of obsession left by the Third Director of the Cleaning Bureau. The biggest reason I haven't died yet is that I want to reach the extreme in Taurus secret arts and become the most outstanding anomalous forging master in history!"

"And you little trash who hide and seek, besides being able to provide a little bit of stuff for me to continue living and researching secret arts, what else can you trade with me? Hm?"

"Do you understand the Taurus secret arts of the Cleaning Bureau, and is your attainment higher than mine, so you can teach me how to forge anomalous objects? Or can you kill ten or eight True Gods in the King-Slaying Society and send them over for me to practice on?"

"..."

This damn old dog!!!

Faced with the Third Director's unscrupulous insults, and looking at his expression like he had stepped on stinky dog shit, the Deer's patience, which was already not much, was instantly burned red, and it almost broke its defense on the spot.

After several deep breaths and stomping several tombstone bricks to pieces, the Deer, wrapped in thick mist, sprayed two streams of hot water vapor from its nostrils and said in resignation:

"We have always known what you want. So coming to find you this time naturally has conditions you cannot refuse... Do you want to become a True God?"

"???"

Hearing the Deer's inquiry, the Third Director was slightly stunned. He took his finger out of his nose and asked with a surprised expression:

"Are you willing to let me enter the Source God Platform? And carve an authority there to become a True God?"

"Yes."

The tall deer in the pale mist nodded and said coldly:

"Besides letting you become a True God so you don't have to rely on our power to survive, we can also give up the position of the current God of Forging and help you master the authority belonging to forging and smelting, making your secret arts go a step further!"

"..."

Let me become a True God? Has this silly deer gone crazy?

The Third Director remained silent for a while, then flicked the moldy booger from his hand, narrowed his eyes, and asked:

"If I remember correctly, the current God of Forging seems to be an official member of your King-Slaying Society? Can he agree to this condition?"

"He..."

The Deer remained silent for a moment, then turned its head slightly and answered:

"You don't need to worry about this. Whether he agrees or not, we can make you the new God of Forging." Hm? There's a problem!

Through the hazy pale water mist, after observing the Deer's slightly strange expression, the Third Director pondered for a moment, then smiled with slight malice:

"Did the God of Forging break up with you guys?"

"No..."

"Then he was caught by the Cleaning Bureau?"

"..."

Looks like he was really caught~

Looking at the silent Deer in front of him, the square-headed old man chuckled and gave a thumbs up to the younger generation of cleaners in his heart.

Not bad. The God of Forging mastered a total of six or seven authorities. He belongs to the most powerful batch among non-Pillar Gods. Plus a bunch of messy divine power creations, the difficulty of killing him is no less than dealing with a Pillar God.

I thought the cleaners after the Sixth Generation were basically raised into trash by the Watchtower Palace, and couldn't do anything big after leaving the blessing of the Star Palace and the suppression of the Watchtower Palace. I didn't expect there to be a few capable ones.

"Fine, I admit your conditions are interesting. Although I don't care about becoming a True God, I am quite interested in the authority of forging."

After admitting that he was indeed interested, the Third Director, who was in a pleasant mood, crossed his legs again, smiled, and raised his chin at the Deer.

"Speak, you guys offered such good conditions, what exactly do you want me to do?"

"We want to deal with the Food God... that cleaner named Li Ang. We want you to cooperate with us in an ambush to help us get rid of him!"

Get rid of who? That forging "genius"?

Upon hearing Li Ang's name, the smile on the Third Director's face couldn't help but sag slightly, as he subconsciously recalled the ill-fated master-disciple bond between himself and Li Ang.

"What did he do to you guys?"

Because he basically stayed in his grave mound and rarely went out, the Third Director didn't know the Food God's fierce reputation. Seeing that the King-Slaying Society was willing to let him become a god just to get rid of Li Ang, he couldn't help but ask curiously:

"Did he destroy your plans? Or catch your members? The God of Forging wasn't caught by him, was he?"

"..."

"Don't tell me it's all of them? He did all three things?"

"..."

"Hm? Even more than that?"

"Iron Badger!"

Looking at the square-headed old man whose dim old eyes were getting brighter and brighter, as if he had heard some particularly fun gossip, the Deer, who could no longer bear it, roared angrily:

"I don't have time to chat with you! Are you agreeing or not!"

"Look at you, why are you in such a hurry?"

Looking at the Deer in front of him, whose eyebrows were ferocious and clearly had broken its defense, the Third Director, who usually lived a very boring life and finally found some fun, crossed his legs and teased with a smile:

"I have to understand the situation first, ask clearly what happened, before I can know whether I should agree or not~"

"Besides, you guys finding me is very strange in the first place. That kid just came to my place for a stroll, and he has nothing to do with me. Even if I help you set an ambush, he might not necessarily fall for it~"

"Hehe, stop pretending!"

After listening to the Third Director's words, the Deer sneered, then roared with a gloomy face:

"I already found out from the Cleaning Bureau that you are the Food God's teacher! His anomalous forging secret arts were taught by you! The Food God can have today, it definitely has something to do with you, you bastard... Hm?

Why are you lying down? Iron Badger! Wake up! Why is your obsession dissipating?!?!? Get up!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 1527 =====