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Chapter 1682: Brother, you smell so bad

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It seems like someone is anxious between the two of us, I won't say who.

After being shamelessly ganked by his brother, William glanced at the crooked pillar of the family and said decisively:

"Melanie did it too."

"?"

Without hesitation, he sold out his younger sister, the dog-urine moss who fought with him for pocket money. William said indifferently:

"She was flipping through the account book in the quilt in the middle of the night, laughing very disgustingly while watching, which affected my normal sleep. And writing homework in such a bad state is an insult to Teacher Lisa, who carefully arranged the homework, so I could only painfully put down the homework and open those extracurricular books.

So although I stayed up late reading extracurricular books when I hadn't finished my homework, I can only be considered forced. The real culprit is actually not sleeping well in the middle of the night, secretly climbing up..."

"You're lying!"

Hearing a big black pot being buckled down with a bang, Melanie, who was curious about what Li Ang was looking for William to talk about and was eavesdropping outside the door, couldn't help but be furious and rushed in by twisting the doorknob.

"I was clearly woken up by the sound of you flipping through books first, and then I got up to look at the account book! And I didn't laugh disgustingly! I've been very restrained!"

"That's right, it was indeed me who flipped through the books first."

Seeming to be prepared for this, William raised his chin and asked back with full aura:

"But I flipped through the extracurricular books later. At that time, I was flipping through the homework book. Is there anything wrong with staying up late to do homework?"

"Pah!"

After hearing William's words, Melanie couldn't help but be even angrier.

"I secretly flipped through it this morning, you didn't write a single word at all!"

"Yes, I didn't write it, but I opened it and appreciated it seriously."

Glancing at his silly sister who couldn't see the situation clearly and was still struggling, William crossed his arms and said proudly:

"Flipping through the homework book can at least prove that I have the intention to do homework, but many of your homework books are brand new, and you haven't even moved them, so I still win!"

"..."

Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't do your homework...

Facing the infighting of the two little demons surrounding their homework, Li Ang couldn't help but reach out and pinch his eyebrows, comforting himself with a headache.

Although William's behavior of making up homework only stopped at the stage of criminal intent, he could pass the sheep's lie detector and prove that he did have a little intention to do homework, but he hadn't had time to act before it was dispelled.

And compared to him being influenced by the mysterious race's natural bloodline and becoming the ultimate villain who wants to rule the world by any means, doing homework in his mind can be considered a small matter among small matters...

But he should still report it.

After rummaging through the two little ones' room, he found a 98% new homework book and a brand new homework book that had only been unsealed. Due to his overly soft educational philosophy, Li Ang, who had been criticized by his sister Anna many times, decisively decided to go to Anna to report them later.

However, just as Li Ang made up his mind to painfully sell out the two younger siblings who refused to do their homework, Melanie, who was arguing with William, suddenly wrinkled her nose, then reached out to cover her nose and mouth, and looked at Li Ang with a wrinkled face.

"Brother! You have a smelly smell on you!"

Smelly smell? Me?

Li Ang was slightly stunned, then raised his arm to sniff, but didn't smell any strange odor, then turned to look at William.

"Is there?"

"Yes."

After receiving Li Ang's inquiring gaze, William pondered for a moment, then remembered his brother's shameful behavior of playing rogue when he couldn't beat him just now, then couldn't help but tighten his small face and nodded heavily with a heavy expression.

"There is a bit of the stench of an adult."

"..."

I suspect you are pointing at the mulberry and scolding the locust, and I have a complete chain of evidence!

Facing the precise mockery from William, Li Ang's face collapsed, and he decisively gave up the plan to get the answer from him, instead pointing at the sheep horn emerging from the cuff with his fingertip, and asked Melanie with some confusion:

"Melanie, what smell did you smell?"

"Can't you guys smell it? It's that smelly smell!"

Seeing Li Ang and William looking at her, Melanie, who was covering her mouth and nose, couldn't help but blink her big eyes, and then described it in a muffled voice:

"It's... a bit of a rust smell, a bit of the bloody smell when sister Anna kills fish, and a bit of... hmm... a bit of a sheep smell... and a bit of a horny smell!"

Sheep smell?!

After accurately capturing a key word, Li Ang's finger holding the sheep horn couldn't help but tremble slightly, and the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, who followed, couldn't help but curse in Li Ang's ear.

'Me? She's talking about me? I'm a demon! A Great Demon closest to a Demon God! This little...'

'She is my sister.'

'...'

'What did you want to say just now?'

Feeling Li Ang's finger slightly increasing its strength, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, after being silent for a moment, decisively chose to follow its inner calling.

'Little cutie, of course, little cutie!'

'Hmph!'

Damn it! It's just that I can't beat you! Otherwise... forget it, this little cub is very fierce now, I feel that even if I become a Demon God, I still can't beat him, I'll endure it!

Facing the huge pressure from Li Ang, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, who was living under someone else's roof, had to choose to swallow its anger and hummed in Li Ang's ear through the connection between the two.

'This little cutie must have broken her brain doing homework! Although I look like a sheep, I am a Great Demon in essence! Where is there any sheep smell? And there is even less of a horny smell!'

'That's true.'

Li Ang nodded and said thoughtfully:

'You haven't even gotten your whip back, even if you wanted to be horny, you couldn't.'

'? !?!!'

'But I still think that what Melanie "smelled" might be you.'

After carefully analyzing Melanie's previous description, Li Ang pinched the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's horn and said:

'Your horn's full name is 【War Horn】, besides the fallen essence of a demon, the rest is 【Wrath】 and 【War】, and the smell Melanie described is iron and blood, which happens to be the thing that best represents war. If you really have a smell, it should be what she described.'

'Ah?'

After listening to Li Ang's analysis, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang couldn't help but be stunned, then said with disbelief:

'This is impossible! If she could really smell my scent, I have also exposed my horns in your house before, why didn't she smell it then?'

'You said... could it be because you were too weak at that time.'

'? !?!'

'Have you forgotten? At the beginning, your contamination value was only 0.1, and you were almost out of the ranks of anomalous objects. In terms of strength, it was not even one percent of what it is now. It is normal that she couldn't smell it.'

The speed of communication between intentions was extremely fast, often going back and forth a hundred times in the blink of an eye. After analyzing the possible reasons, Li Ang squatted down slightly, covered Melanie's eyes, and brought the cuff with a small piece of sheep horn to her nose.

"Now? Is that smelly smell stronger or weaker?"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 1683 =====

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