Chapter 1700
【Phew... th-that's good...】
Not knowing that the "two sentences" in Hearing Hearing Li Ang's mouth were literal, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, having used up its quota of swear words, couldn't help but let out a long breath of relief, then actively offered:
【Y-you... don't worry! I'll definitely do a good job. Just tell me what you want me to do!】
【Hmm.】
After responding casually, Hearing Hearing Li Ang ordered unhurriedly:
【I have something for you to do right now... lie down.】
【Oh...】
After lying down on the cold, hard ground according to Hearing Hearing Li Ang's request, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang asked:
【And then? What do I do then?】
【Then there's a basket of fruit over there... the pinkish-red ones, the ones that are shiny and oily, do you see them?】
【I see them, and then?】
【Then take one and put it in your mouth... don't bite it, just hold it, yes, yes, yes!】
After directing the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang to hold the red fruit and lie down with its limbs spread out, Hearing Hearing Li Ang nodded in satisfaction:
【Alright, just pretend you're already dead and keep this posture without moving. That's my only request.】
【Oh...】
After nodding in confusion, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang honestly lay on its back on the white plate... a big plate?
Tapping the big plate under its body with its sheep hoof and discovering that it was really a big plate, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, lying there like a roasted whole sheep holding a red fruit, couldn't help but sit up with a start. After spitting out the fruit, it reached out to touch its face, screaming in panic:
【No! Why did I turn back into this? I wasn't... did you turn me back?】
【This... I did it to save you.】
Seeing that the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang had discovered his handiwork, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who had secretly rubbed it back into the sheep-headed demon appearance, couldn't help but cough:
【After those succubi dragged you back while you were sleeping, they started touching you all over, studying why you didn't look like a sheep, and even reached out to pull your pants down to try and squeeze you.
To avoid your identity as a remaining-gun ranger being discovered, and to avoid us being exposed too early, I just rubbed you back into the appearance of other sheep-headed demons around here...】
【No! This won't do!】
On the shiny plate under its body, seeing the appearance of the weak race at the very bottom of the Abyss demons that it had tried so hard to get rid of, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang even suppressed its fear of Hearing Hearing Li Ang and hammered the dinner plate under it.
【I don't want this! I want the most powerful! The ugliest! The most terrifying! The most sinister! The most ferocious! The face that makes people scared to death when they see it! You... you give me back my face!】
【...】
Ugliest, most sinister, most ferocious, makes people scared to death... you aren't talking about my face, are you?
After touching his own face, feeling the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's angry and panicked emotions, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who understood, said:
【So you don't really look like me, you were just deliberately leaning toward my appearance when you resurrected, right?】
【...】
I knew it...
After deliberately arranging a "roasted whole sheep" scene to stimulate the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang and feeling its panic and resistance, Hearing Hearing Li Ang couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
It seems that although this guy acts like he doesn't care, in reality, his days in the Abyss were probably not just miserable, and he also left quite a deep psychological shadow... Hmm, thinking about it, it's not surprising.
Recalling the information he obtained when touching the 【Nest of Evil Desire】 and briefly inferring the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's demon life, Hearing Hearing Li Ang's heart even felt a few traces of sympathy for the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang.
This guy has top-tier talent. Even though he was born in the Lust Demon God's pasture and was a "meat sheep," a race almost at the very bottom of the Abyss, he still quietly mixed his way to the level of a top Great Demon. Thinking about it carefully, it's even a bit inspirational.
But a Great Demon who isn't even a Demon God is still no different from a small shrimp to the Lust Demon God, whose strength is even higher than ordinary Pillar Gods. So no matter how outstanding the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang is, it will be difficult for it to escape the fate of being food in the future.
So its so-called descent into the present world and wanting to kill everyone is basically just gilding its own face. This guy is nine times out of ten trying to avoid being eaten by the Lust Demon God, which is why it escaped from the Nest of Evil Desire to the present world.
Even the so-called ambush and exploding its balls to escape now seems suspicious... It's a Great Demon near the god level after all. Without the Cleanup Bureau taking action, how many organizations in the present world could force it to explode its balls and escape?
In short, the miserable years in the past likely made the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang feel deeply disgusted with its own "weakness." In order to thoroughly get rid of its weak past, it chose the appearance it perceived as "the strongest, most evil, most ferocious, and most terrifying" after resurrection...
Tsk... thinking about it this way, suddenly I don't feel so sorry for it anymore.
【Hey!】
After touching his face again, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who looked ugly, sinister, ferocious, and terrifying enough to stop gods from crying at night, said to the silent Hearing Hearing Heishanyang:
【You definitely know what you're thinking, so I won't say any more redundant words. In short, you just need to remember one thing from now on, and that is that you absolutely cannot use my face.
Too many demons in the Abyss know my appearance. You will definitely be discovered if you use my face, and my face is mine, not yours. Even if you use my face, you can't become me, understand?】
【Heh... okay.】
After listening to Hearing Hearing Li Ang's words, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's mouth twitched mechanically, revealing a stiff, self-deprecating smile, and then it nodded decisively:
【I'll remember it.】
【Good.】
After getting the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's promise, Hearing Hearing Li Ang waved his hand to disperse the illusions around... there was no plate or fruit at all, only a strangely shaped simple cage and the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang, who was tied up tightly and "fainted" in the cage.
【You?!】
Looking at the real environment revealed around, the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang reacted instantly, anger surging into its heart, and it couldn't help but grit its teeth and ask:
【You deliberately did all this just to... just to make a fool of me?】
【I'm not that idle.】
After sensing the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's three parts of anger and seven parts of desolation, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who had gotten along quite well with this foul-mouthed demon in the past, hesitated for a moment, but finally said:
【I don't like preaching, so I won't tell you things like don't choose to escape and learn to face yourself... However, I am very sure that there is one thing you must hope to use your own face to do.】
【What... what do you mean?】
【I mean, a meat sheep at the Great Demon level is a delicacy that even Original Sin Demon Gods will covet, so you will likely be sent to the Lust Demon God.】
After controlling the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's right hoof to point toward the lower level of the Abyss, amidst the Hearing Hearing Heishanyang's pleasant surprise, Hearing Hearing Li Ang said in a calm tone:
【Breaking through all the way is too troublesome, so I plan to rely on this convenience to mix directly in front of the Lust Demon God.
And as a reward for helping me, when the Lust Demon God is ready to enjoy you, I can reverse-activate the anomalous incarnation secret technique and lend you my power once... just this once, okay!】
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