Chapter 274: 273 Method of breaking the situation
"It seems we are still too naive."
Looking at the paper cards with the names of various parents through the window of the auditorium, and the folded survey forms on the table, Wei Lian couldn't help but sigh with disappointment, then said to Mei Lan Ni, who was full of panic beside him:
"Just like the worst result I guessed, the adult world doesn't value credit. The value of the promises they give might not be as high as the religious studies homework you wrote... You definitely can't escape this beating."
"?!"
Hearing Wei Lian's words, Mei Lan Ni, who was already panicked, became even more panicked. After stomping her feet hard, she glared over with annoyance.
"What do you mean I can't escape this beating? What you wrote is much more serious than mine. If Sister Anna sees it, she will definitely hit you much harder than me!"
"That's not necessarily true."
After looking at his stupid sister with pity, Wei Lian stood with his hands behind his back and said calmly:
"A six or seven-year-old child saying he wants to conquer the world, adults will only think it's funny, but a six or seven-year-old child saying he wants to be a rice worm will definitely be taught a lesson."
"I'm not as stupid as you. If I wasn't sure about this point and knew I wouldn't be beaten, why would I write down my future plans knowing I might be betrayed?"
"?!!!"
After hearing Wei Lian's answer, Mei Lan Ni was completely stunned, like a little toad struck by lightning, widening her eyes and saying in disbelief:
"You... since you knew you would be betrayed, why didn't you remind me?"
"Why should I remind you?"
Wei Lian asked strangely:
"Your dream is to be a rice worm. If you really succeed, I have to raise you for the second half of my life. Theoretically, in order to avoid you relying on me and causing me trouble for a lifetime, I should go to Sister Anna to report you."
"Now that I didn't go to Sister Anna to complain about you, it's already because we are siblings, and I gave you extra preferential treatment. How could I specifically remind you?"
"You! I... I'll fight you!"
"Are you sure?"
After dodging Mei Lan Ni who rushed over, Wei Lian raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"Your content is no different from blasphemy, and the homework that can make the religious studies teacher die of anger is still in my hand and hasn't been handed in... Mei Lan Ni, you don't want to rewrite a copy of homework, do you?"
"I... you..."
"Give up your dream of being a rice worm and come help me!"
After reaching out and patting Mei Lan Ni on the shoulder, Wei Lian said seriously:
"I've thought about it. If I want to unify the world, I must first overthrow the kingdom. If I want to overthrow the kingdom, I must first master enough power. And I already have plans for how to gain power."
"Xia Luote in Class 2 is the Prime Minister's youngest daughter. As soon as the parent-teacher meeting is over, I will go buy hairpins and sugar figures to confess to her. If she agrees to marry me, maybe I can mix a position as a member of parliament through her father in the future..."
"You... you actually planned this?"
Hearing this, Mei Lan Ni couldn't help but say in shock:
"Despicable! You always go to play with Xia Luote, actually because of this?"
"That's not it."
Wei Lian shook his head:
"I love playing with Xia Luote because she is the best-looking girl in the school, and she always brings me small snacks from home. The fact that she is the Prime Minister's youngest daughter can only count as an unexpected surprise."
"Hm? Didn't you just tell Mei Li in the third grade yesterday that she is the most... in the school?"
"This is not important, Mei Lan Ni, the most important thing now is that I need your help!"
"???"
Seeing Wei Lian's serious appearance, Mei Lan Ni was stunned for a moment, and asked instinctively:
"What help?"
"Lend me your pocket money."
"Ah?"
Grabbing Mei Lan Ni's shoulders with both hands and looking directly into her eyes, Wei Lian said seriously with a small face:
"If I keep eating the snacks Xia Luote brings to school and don't give her some gifts in return, my family status will also drop after marriage... Mei Lan Ni, you don't want your twin brother to be looked down upon by your future sister-in-law, do you?"
"Of course I don't... Wait! She hasn't agreed to marry you yet!"
"She will agree."
Wei Lian said firmly:
"Big brother told me in the story that confession is not the horn of charging, but the declaration after the victory of the war. Since I dare to do this, of course, I have full confidence!"
"But..."
"After Xia Luote agrees to marry me, I will help you write your homework next week!"
"Then... you have to keep your word, don't write blindly to fool me again..."
"Don't worry!"
"Mei Lan Ni! Wei Lian!"
Just as Mei Lan Ni put her hand into her pocket and was hesitating to take out the money, the head teacher who was sweating profusely rushed over. After seeing the two little ones squatting outside the auditorium door, he breathed a sigh of relief, then said angrily:
"Didn't I say to gather at the classroom door and then come to the auditorium together? Why are you..."
"Teacher, why did you just come!"
As the person responsible for shirking responsibility among the twins, Mei Lan Ni's cute little face wrinkled slightly, then she pinched the skirt, sucked her nose that was frozen red, and shirked responsibility with tears in her eyes:
"Didn't you just say that future things will be discussed later, and let us come to the parent-teacher meeting first? We came here and there was no one, and we were afraid that you couldn't find us and didn't dare to run around, so we could only wait here... Woo... It's so cold outside the auditorium, and the wind is very strong..."
"..."
I seem... to have said that? But I meant to let you gather at the classroom, not come directly... Um... It seems that I didn't explain it clearly, making these two children misunderstand.
"Sorry, it's the teacher who didn't explain it clearly."
After panting twice and breathing more evenly, the head teacher who felt relieved touched Mei Lan Ni's little head, then opened the auditorium door, let them in, and then urged softly:
"These seats by the window on the east side are all for our Class 1. The side door next to the stage can go to the backstage of the auditorium. If there is anything, you can knock on the door and find the adults in the backstage or the auditorium to help..."
"Mei Lan Ni, Wei Lian, the teacher has to go back and bring other students over. You wait here for a while, okay?"
"Okay! Then we will wait here for you to come back."
"Oh, we know."
After the head teacher left in a hurry, Mei Lan Ni, who was just like a good child and sitting on the chair obediently, jumped down suddenly and said excitedly:
"Quick, quick, quick! Where is your charcoal pencil? Take it out quickly and change our forms!"
"Are you a fool?"
After glancing at his stupid sister, Wei Lian sighed:
"The teacher has already seen it, and we can't imitate the teacher's handwriting anyway. If you change the form now, are you complaining that Sister Anna didn't spank you hard enough?"
Can't change? Then what should I do?
Recalling the appearance of Sister Anna when she lost her temper, worried that she would be beaten up in public, Mei Lan Ni racked her brains to think of a way to break the situation.
However, it was not easy to think of a way. Mei Lan Ni thought for a long time and didn't think of a good idea, and there were scattered footsteps outside the auditorium. The parents who were called to the parent-teacher meeting were already arriving.
The parents are all here, it's too late! By then Sister Anna... Oh right! Parents!
Just when Mei Lan Ni was spinning around in a hurry, she caught a glimpse of the name card of Class 2 next door, then rushed over like a flash of inspiration, found the name card written "Xia Luote·Meng Di Ai Er, and changed it to next to the name card written Wei Lian·Laien."
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"You have to help me share the firepower!"
In Wei Lian's puzzled eyes, Mei Lan Ni took out her bulging little purse, shook it in front of him, and then said commandingly:
"If I am the only one who caused trouble, Sister Anna will definitely clean me up twice as much. You must divert her attention... Wei Lian! If you still want me to lend you pocket money, then you will ask her if she is willing to marry you in front of Xia Luote's parents later!" ===== CHAPTER 275 =====
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