Chapter 328: 328 No Garbage Anomalous Objects, Only Garbage... (Part 2)

328 No Garbage Anomalous Objects, Only Garbage... (Part 2)

"Ahahaha!"

The moment he was kicked out of the cemetery, the red-haired Bureau Chief, who was blushing with holding back, couldn't help but burst into laughter, patting Li Ang's back hard while laughing.

"My god! It's really funny! The expression on the Third old man's face when he watched you forge was like you were cooking shit in his rice pot, his face started to turn blue!"

"..."

"Ahahaha, ouch, I really can't do it anymore!"

After putting her arm around Li Ang's shoulder, the red-haired Bureau Chief, who had been holding back, leaned halfway on him, panting while trying to imitate the square-headed old man's expression:

"Third old man... haha... although he... although he is not a bad person, that mouth is really annoying!"

"Lord Golden Bull is such a good person, but the first sentence he says every time he sees Lord Golden Bull is asking her when she can die. I've wanted to cure him for a long time! Ahahaha!"

After finishing the little grudge between her and the square-headed old man, the red-haired Bureau Chief laughed and said:

"Li Ang! Do you know what he said to me before you came back? He said he looked down on the current blacksmiths and felt that they paid too much attention to the forging process, and they were just a group of garbage with no future."

"But when he was teaching you later, he wanted to stand behind you and hold your hand to operate step by step. Every time your hand shook a little, his skin followed and shook immediately..."

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore!"

"..."

If he were purely a bystander, Li Ang would probably laugh along, but as the person who "cooked shit" in the joke, he really couldn't laugh.

Looking at the red-haired Bureau Chief who was laughing and leaning on him, Li Ang couldn't help but say helplessly:

"Bureau Chief, I can't walk like this. We have been kicked out for a long time, and we haven't even walked ten meters yet..."

"Mm-hmm, then I will... haha... then I will hold it back!"

After trying hard to purse her lips, the red-haired Bureau Chief finally managed to stop laughing, then bit her lower lip and hummed:

"Just right, you probably have been holding back for a long time, ask whatever you want to ask!"

"Then I will ask... were these things just now intentional?"

"Yes, but not entirely~"

The red-haired Bureau Chief said with a smile:

"The purpose of me bringing you here is actually to ask him to take action to help you make a new main battle anomalous object, and by the way, let him give you some guidance on the forging secret technique, and at most pit a few good materials from him."

"He has hidden as many things as you have seen. Because they have been buried for too long, the power of many materials has dissipated quite a bit. Instead of being buried by him until they are scrapped, it is better to take them out to forge anomalous objects for you."

"But... I didn't make anything..."

Recalling the things he forged, Li Ang's mouth couldn't help but twitch twice, and then he sighed:

"Compared to being wasted by me like this, those things might as well continue to be buried in his coffin."

"That's not necessarily true."

The red-haired Bureau Chief shook her head upon hearing this, then reminded with a smile:

"You forgot? In addition to 【Desire-Dream Invader】, the Third Lord also forged another anomalous object for you. Do you want to see it before saying anything?"

Another anomalous object? That roll of black snake skin? Could its ability change the anomalous object I forged? But how did you know?

Hearing the red-haired Bureau Chief's reminder, Li Ang couldn't help but be surprised:

"Bureau Chief, do you also understand forging? Can you see the role of that snake skin?"

"I don't understand forging, but I understand luck."

The red-haired Bureau Chief said with a smile:

"Today is my birthday. Every cleaner can get the blessing of the Lord of the Starry Sky on their birthday and get the strong luck comparable to getting what one wishes. As long as it is not the kind of wish that is completely impossible, there will be a possibility of realization."

"And so far, I have made two wishes today, and the second wish is to help you get the most suitable anomalous object. And my intuition tells me that the snake skin must be the most suitable thing for you."

Birthday wish?

Hearing the red-haired Bureau Chief's words, Li Ang couldn't help but be slightly startled.

He triggered this blessing inadvertently on his birthday last year, but according to the black goat, this blessing is also accompanied by a curse. After strong luck, one will follow with bad luck, and every wish realized requires one bad luck.

A precious wish that only comes once a year and requires a price, actually used to help him get an anomalous object? How can he repay this favor?

"Thank you..."

Looking at the red-haired beauty in front of him with a smile, Li Ang said with emotion:

"Bureau Chief, I..."

"Alright, there's no need to say thanks. Just help me complete the first wish later, how about that?"

After asking for a promise from Li Ang, the red-haired Bureau Chief urged with a smile:

"Hurry up and touch that snake skin. I am very curious now, what kind of ability will the most suitable anomalous object for you have?"

"Okay!"

Li Ang nodded, then took out the black snake skin and rubbed it very cherishly.

【Name: Unfair Snake Contract (Transaction, Contract)】

【Appearance: A roll of smooth black snake skin, which is a black contract that can be written repeatedly when unfolded】

【Ability: Equivalent Exchange, Forced Contract】

【Cost: Cannot be signed in the ordinary way, must consume a large amount of the user's blood to leave words on the contract】

【File: An anomalous object forged by the anomalous object "Forging Spirit," the material is the black snake tail generated by the flesh mutation after the Goddess of Wealth swallowed the snake spirit, containing the special authority called "Everything Can Be Changed," and part of the "Contract" authority belonging to the Goddess of Wealth.】

【When the user signs their own name and the transaction target's name on the "Unfair Snake Contract" with their own blood as a catalyst, they will forcibly reach a one-sided transaction contract, and can write down any items currently held by the other party for an equivalent exchange】

【Evaluation: Please do not use your ability to obtain information about the other party's anomalous objects; do not write the information explored on the contract as the target of forced exchange; and do not use the garbage you forged yourself with shockingly high infection values to forcibly exchange other people's precious core anomalous objects.】

【Because such means are too despicable, you won't be happy even if you win the battle!】

【Infection Value: 59 (6.5)】

"Sss..."

After reading the description of 【Unfair Snake Contract】 and understanding the effect of this "most suitable" anomalous object for him, Li Ang couldn't help but take a sharp breath.

As long as he touches the enemy's anomalous object and writes it on 【Unfair Snake Contract】, he can forcibly conduct an equivalent exchange?

So after the other party loses the powerful core anomalous object, the new anomalous object of equal value obtained can make the right foot look good, can help him get a fashionable demon name, can grow a handsome wolf hair scarf, can make the voice become a sexy bass, can see what he ate for lunch last time, and can even lubricate the intestines and defecate?

Despicable! Really too despicable! ===== CHAPTER 329 =====