Chapter 576
"Bang!"
"Ouch..."
After rolling over in his sleep and falling off the office desk, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, with a splitting headache, couldn't help but groan. He climbed up from the carpet unsteadily, feeling that the world before him seemed to have turned into three, and was constantly cycling and alternating.
The Director... is really a dangerous woman... dangerous in the literal sense.
Recalling the tragic drinking session last night, after healing the ribs he had broken, Hearing Hearing Li Ang couldn't help but shiver with lingering fear.
Although his own Director is a good boss and takes care of him in every aspect, she is indeed a hopeless alcoholic.
In the past, no one could drink with her, so she could only drink a little bit of sorrowful wine alone, but after meeting him, whose drinking capacity could barely keep up with hers, the Director seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and the more she drank, the more she enjoyed it.
After she was completely drunk, I'm afraid that if a dog crawled into the Cleaning Bureau, she could pull it to the table and pour a few drinks for it. Yesterday, he even pretended to be drunk twice and was seen through, only to be supported by her with her arm around his shoulder and forced to drink more...
But this meal of wine wasn't in vain.
Looking at the three red hairs wrapped around his right hand, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, whose face was a bit pale after the hangover, couldn't help but curl his lips slightly, revealing a slightly relieved smile.
Anna and the other two live in the Happiness Apartment, with the strong old man patrolling with big scissors at night, and the risk-avoidance blessing blessed by the Happiness Apartment during the day, plus the hair he asked for from the Director, this time it can be considered completely protected, and he can finally rest easy...
Hmm... my head hurts so much... It seems that although the drinking wasn't a loss, it was indeed a bit too much...
After rubbing his throbbing temples, looking at the world that was still swaying slightly before him, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, sitting back at his office desk, couldn't help but sigh, then secretly made up his mind that in the future, when the Director tries to pull him to drink again, he must express his refusal without hesitation, just like Senior Auntie Auntie Ai Ma.
Although it's a bit like killing the donkey after the mill is done, not recognizing people after taking the benefits, but the job of drinking with the Director is really not something a human can do. If I ever drink with her like this again in the future, I'm a dog!
"Woof..."
???
Looking at Little Ha, who was humming with its belly up on the office desk, also carrying the smell of alcohol, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, whose eyes were still spinning, was stunned, then looked silently in the direction of the Director's office.
I was just saying that, I didn't expect you to really be able to pour even a dog two cups!
"Wake up! Wake up!"
Hearing Hearing Li Ang carefully flipped Little Ha over, reached out to pat its back, and Little Ha, who had accidentally entered the drinking session, let out two milky hiccups, finally recovered, and opened its dog eyes, which were very blurry from drunkenness.
"Woof-woo, woof-woo woof-woo..."
(Scared the dog to death, how can there be someone who even pours drinks for a dog...)
After complaining to Hearing Hearing Li Ang weakly, Little Ha arched twice like a fat caterpillar, its four short legs wobbling as it crawled into the wine bottle on the table, and dragged out the photo that had caused it to be drunk for a night.
"Woof, woof-woo..."
(The thing you put in is different, I'm going back to sleep for a while...)
"Go, go..."
Watching Little Ha walk crookedly into the wine bottle and fall asleep without even a hum, Hearing Hearing Li Ang couldn't help but rub his eyebrows, then rubbed his hands hot and applied them to his eyes for a while. Only when the world before him stopped spinning did he reach out to touch the photo on the table.
【Name: What If (Replacement, Modification)】
【Appearance: A brand-new photo of a beautiful woman smiling outside the frame. If you keep staring at her, you will involuntarily develop a strange envy for her】
【Ability: Identity Replacement, World Modification】
【Cost: None】
【File: One of the many functional anomalous objects created by the Aquarius Director of the Cleaning Bureau to achieve his wishes, tentatively numbered 0006.
This anomalous object once completely lost its original power due to the creator's resistance and denial, but after being impacted by some events, the creator's thoughts gradually changed, and new longings were generated, so this damaged anomalous object was repaired】 【Evaluation: An extremely powerful functional anomalous object that can replace anyone you want to replace with almost no cost, and can even modify all traces related to it.
Unfortunately, the human heart is harder to control than the entire world. Even if you can modify the entire world, you cannot change a person who does not love you. That person only loves the identity you borrowed.
If someone wants to rely on it to obtain happiness, I'm afraid they can only obtain even greater disappointment. Perhaps this pain of unrequited love is the true cost that needs to be paid when using it】
【Infection Value: 9】
【Due to the special relationship with the creator of this anomalous object, you have full permission to use it directly】
【Your infection value has increased】
【Current infection value is 4.1】
This thing... is that family photo of Anna's?
Looking at the photo that had been repaired, but except for the ability to modify the world being retained, had almost completely turned into another anomalous object, Hearing Hearing Li Ang's brows couldn't help but furrow deeply.
'The creator's thoughts changed'
'Generated new longings'
'Even if you can change the world, you cannot change a person who does not love you'
This description, which is full of "simp" flavor, plus the ability to replace identities, and this pretty woman in the photo who looks a bit familiar...
Could it be that Anna is in love? And she likes this woman in the photo? Even to the point that the anomalous object has changed?
Ah, this?
Relying on the pitifully little known information and his brain, which was a mess after the hangover, he barely deduced this possible result, and Hearing Hearing Li Ang couldn't help but hold his head with both hands and start grabbing his hair hard.
What the hell is going on! I just slept, how did the version change after I woke up?
"Knock knock knock!"
Just as Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who was full of suspicion about life, was about to ask the Black Goat to see if he had slept for a night or a week, a polite knock sounded outside the door.
"You're finally awake."
Pushing the ajar door open a crack and seeing that Hearing Hearing Li Ang was already off the desk, Jerry couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, then asked:
"Hearing Hearing Li Ang, someone came to the Bureau to report a case today, saying that she was suddenly forgotten by everyone. I guess she might have been attacked by some kind of anomalous ability.
The Director drank too much yesterday and hasn't woken up yet. The only people in the Bureau without tasks on hand are Auntie Auntie Ai Ma and me, and neither of us is very good at dealing with soul and mental situations.
So if you have time, come and give me a hand? If there are any gains in the end, we will distribute them according to the size of our contribution. If it's something soul-related, it will all belong to you, how about that?"
"This... I don't have any tasks on hand, but something seems to have happened at home..."
Looking at the photo on the table, although Hearing Hearing Li Ang was very tempted by this condition, thinking of the mutation that occurred on Anna's side, he still refused:
"How about this, Senior Jerry, I have to go home first. If there's nothing major there, I'll... hmm..."
This person reporting the case... why does she look a bit familiar?
Watching the office door open, and seeing the woman in the corridor looking at him with curiosity, Hearing Hearing Li Ang couldn't help but be stunned, then lowered his head to look at the photo on the table again.
Isn't this the same person?
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