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Chapter 715

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【Pity It's Not: As the first human in history to use "Fatal Nut-Shot" on a female True God, your name will definitely be recorded in history.】

【Wearing Effect: When causing physical damage directly to a target of the male gender or possessing corresponding organs, it will bring unbearable extreme pain, with the degree and location of pain equivalent to a "Fatal Nut-Shot."】

【Advancement Route: None】

【Hidden Trait (No wearing required): Because of the wariness of your attack method, a True God of the female gender will likely choose you as the primary attack target when becoming your enemy.】

What the hell?!!

Watching the Goddess of Wealth, who was clutching her legs and screaming as she fell to the ground at the bottom of the Emerald Valley, the lazy youth who had struggled to climb to the edge of the valley couldn't help but shudder violently.

Although he had long known that Hearing Hearing Li Ang was not "ordinary," this vicious and ruthless heavy kick was truly a huge shock to him. When Hearing Hearing Li Ang climbed directly on top and beat the Goddess of Wealth with old fists, he began to gasp for air constantly.

No... he only drank a little wine, why did he suddenly start riding and beating a True God? Ouch, this punch! The nose was beaten crooked! *Hiss*... can't understand, really can't understand!

And the one who couldn't understand this scene was not just the lazy youth on the top of the mountain. The giant crocodile, summoned by the agreement of the 【Balance of Heart】 and wandering at the bottom of the Emerald Valley, was also completely stunned.

The Dead Realm hasn't been very peaceful recently. It seems that some troublesome big shots will be sent in, so several masters have restrained their subordinates from moving around. He hasn't had a meal for a while.

So as soon as he heard the call from the contractor, he stole out, wanting to take the opportunity to have a wild meal, taste the heart of a sinner, and make up for the lack of food during this period.

As a result, although there was a sinful heart, the owner of the heart was the Goddess of Wealth. This woman's level was only a step or two away from the masters of the Dead Realm. He was truly not a match. He was roared at as soon as he approached. If he didn't retreat, he might have been beaten up.

And just when he had to give up the extra meal, and even the contractor who called him over was beaten to near death by the Goddess of Wealth, a human who smelled very weak actually ran over, directly knocked down the Goddess of Wealth, rode on her, and began to beat her crazily!

This... this isn't right, is it?

Looking at the "weak" cleaner riding on the Goddess of Wealth, beating her until her face was full of blood, the Crocodile God Anpu's brain, which didn't have much capacity, had already reached the edge of complete crash, and instinctively wanted to slip away.

But because the 【Balance of Heart】 was still stabbed in Auntie Ai Ma's heart and the signed contract hadn't been completed, he couldn't leave the vicinity according to the agreement. He had to try his best to shrink his body to the size of half a person, then hid in the shadow of the corner of the execution platform, looking at Hearing Hearing Li Ang continuing to output crazily to the Goddess of Wealth in confusion.

And riding on the Goddess of Wealth, after hitting thirty or forty punches in a row, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, whose head was dizzy from drinking, discovered that the Goddess of Wealth's body was surprisingly strong.

Although relying on the invincible time provided by 【Immortal in Wine】, he directly exempted the damage from her, but it could not weaken the defense of her flesh. The punches he swung with all his strength only barely broke her nose and didn't cause any substantial damage. Even his knuckles were hurt by the snake scales on her face.

This definitely won't work, must find something handy quickly...

Since he was looking for a weapon, Hearing Hearing Li Ang naturally thought of Senior Auntie Ai Ma's stiletto.

But after looking at Senior Auntie Ai Ma, who was holding the stiletto in her heart and looking at him in shock, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who was drunk and flushed, gave up the idea, worried that pulling the sword would cause secondary damage, and turned to look at the execution platform beside him... the crocodile that was dazed underneath.

"..."

"???"

After making eye contact with the dumbfounded Crocodile God, looking at the crocodile with sharp teeth, a look of realization flashed in Hearing Hearing Li Ang's eyes. He stood up, dragged the Goddess of Wealth's ankle, and walked toward the shadow under the execution platform...

I...

Was I beaten?

Was I beaten by a mortal?

After Hearing Hearing Li Ang's beating came to a pause, the Goddess of Wealth, who had been completely stunned, finally understood what had happened just now—she was knocked down by a mortal, and then ridden and beaten up!

No! No!! This is impossible!!!

Even though her head, which had suffered repeated heavy blows, was still dizzy, even though her crooked nose was still bleeding, and even though her legs were still aching, she still couldn't accept this fact that was too crazy.

"Wrong!"

After regaining control of her body, the Goddess of Wealth struggled violently, kicked away Hearing Hearing Li Ang's hand grabbing her ankle, propped herself up, raised her hand, and roared with a handful of shell coins:

"This is impossible! I absolutely..."

"Bang!"

A giant crocodile covered in blue-black scales smashed onto the Goddess of Wealth's face with a clatter, directly stuffing her roar back into her throat and replacing it with a muffled groan of surprise.

Taking advantage of the Goddess of Wealth falling to the ground again, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who had found a handy weapon, lifted the Crocodile God, who was dancing wildly in panic, with its soft belly facing up and hard scales facing down, and smashed it down with all his might!

"BOOM!!!"

Compared to the previous smashing, this one was much heavier. After being smashed by the Crocodile God's hard shell, the hard ground of the Emerald Valley cracked in response, and most of the Goddess of Wealth's head was buried in the ground!

"..."

It's going to cost a god's life. If I had known I would encounter this kind of thing, I should have stayed in the Dead Realm honestly!

When the Goddess of Wealth was smashed until she made no sound, the Crocodile God, who was pinched by the neck and the shell on his lower back by Hearing Hearing Li Ang and smashed down like a stone, had already begun to regret why he ran out.

When a cleaner who couldn't be said to be daring but could only be said to be unscrupulous approached, he hadn't resisted.

But whether it was opening his mouth to bite or swinging his tail horizontally, when it landed on the other party, it could only bring up a series of strange colored bubbles and couldn't cause any effective damage. But the other party could swing his arm and slap him back with a heavy slap with the blood of the goddess still on it!

It was outrageous...

And what was more outrageous than being slapped by a human was that, although he was slapped on the face, for some reason, his face wasn't very painful, but it was very painful between his two legs, very painful, especially painful! It seemed like someone had kicked him hard there.

After subconsciously clamping his two short legs, the unlucky Crocodile God tried to tilt his neck and bite Hearing Hearing Li Ang's head again. However, what greeted him was not delicious flesh and blood, but a mouth full of colored foam and Hearing Hearing Li Ang's raised palm.

"Don't hit! Don't hit!"

Facing the threat of strange phantom pain, the unlucky Crocodile God decisively chose to follow his heart, hurriedly closed his eyes and curled up his body, honestly cooperating with Hearing Hearing Li Ang's movements, acting as a goddess-head-opener, and was smashed down at the Goddess of Wealth in Hearing Hearing Li Ang's hands.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

After being smashed by this heavy blow, her upper body was forcibly stuffed into the ground. Because she couldn't accept the failure of her authority, the Goddess of Wealth, whose hot blood rushed to her brain for a while, finally woke up from the smashing.

This damned ant is indeed different from other ants.

Watching Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who raised the curled-up Crocodile God again and smashed it down at her forehead with all his might, even though her heart was still incomparably resistant, the Goddess of Wealth finally had to accept the fact unwillingly.

No matter how the other party did it, he had effectively exempted... or even denied her authority, and caused her damage that could be called a shame.

However, what is worth rejoicing is that this strange exemption ability did not appear on those two troublesome Level 1 cleaners, but appeared on this extremely weak ant.

This ant's body is too weak. Even if he masters incomparably mysterious abilities, he still cannot cause any substantial damage to her. And those two Level 1 cleaners who have the ability to cause damage to her have been injured until they can't move.

One lost 70% of his bones and can only lie on the top of the mountain like mud, and the other was pierced through the heart by her sword and nailed to the execution platform, even moving her body can be considered a luxury.

Then it couldn't be simpler next.

After receiving a smash with her forehead again, and feeling the strength that was as weak as a child's, the Goddess of Wealth, lying in the pit, couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth, revealing a pleasant shallow smile.

"Is that all?" After crushing a handful of shell coins casually, the Goddess of Wealth raised her left hand and easily caught the "head-opener" with the brute force she bought from somewhere, then directly snatched the Crocodile God, who was dancing wildly, and threw it aside.

"I have to admit, you surprised me."

After breaking free from the madness of discovering the failure of authority, the Goddess of Wealth, who had regained her reason, stood up again, patted the mud on her body, and then smiled at Hearing Hearing Li Ang:

"Your ability is indeed magical, but relying on the means of exempting damage alone cannot kill a true god!"

"..."

"Come, come here."

The smile on her face became more and more brilliant, but there was no warmth in her eyes. The Goddess of Wealth beckoned to Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who instinctively retreated two steps, and greeted him in a soft and cold voice:

"Stand in front of me, I want to see what kind of thing you are!"

As the Goddess of Wealth's voice fell, Hearing Hearing Li Ang only felt the world in front of him blur slightly. The Goddess of Wealth, who was originally three steps away from him, appeared miraculously in front of him... or rather, he appeared in front of her.

"Sure enough, as I thought."

After looking at the ground under Hearing Hearing Li Ang's feet, the smile on the Goddess of Wealth's face became even more brilliant.

"My authority cannot affect you, but for things around you other than 'you', it can still take effect normally... Am I right?"

"..."

"Also, I hope you don't make any extra moves."

After slightly turning her body and dodging the punch Hearing Hearing Li Ang swung, the Goddess of Wealth crushed a handful of shell coins again, narrowed her long snake eyes, and explained slowly:

"I just crushed a little shell coins and temporarily bought a little 'speed' for myself.

For your two companions, this little trick is of no use, but it seems quite good for dealing with you. Your ability can exempt the damage I cause, but it cannot let you keep up with my speed... Am I right?"

"..."

"It seems I guessed right again... Hmm? Do you also want to add a little speed?"

Looking at Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who stopped his steps and did not launch an attack again, but instead took out two shell coins and crushed them, the Goddess of Wealth couldn't help but shake her head:

"As you wish, but your wealth is far less than mine, and if you want to catch up with me, just crushing these few shell coins is far from enough."

After finishing the reminder that did not contain kindness, the Goddess of Wealth smiled and said:

"Then it's the next guess... You have been drinking constantly when you rushed down from the mountain, then can I assume that your ability must be activated by drinking a lot of alcohol?"

?!!

"It seems I guessed right again!"

Looking at Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who was suddenly shocked, the Goddess of Wealth, on the small piece of cheek not covered by snake scales, had a flush of excitement, and then snapped her fingers with a 'pop', and the whole Emerald Valley suddenly brightened.

"Three times the sunlight, just enough to make you feel dry, but not enough to be burned, can make you sober up faster."

After pointing to the two suns that suddenly appeared on her head, the Goddess of Wealth, who felt she was approaching the "truth," pressed her heart that was beating faster and faster, and said full of expectation:

"I really want to know, what will happen to the ability activated by drinking after sobering up? Will it lose its ability directly, or... eh?"

Feeling that the world in front of her was a little blurry, the Goddess of Wealth rubbed her eyes instinctively, then looked at the world that was becoming more and more blurry in front of her, and said in confusion:

"I... I am..."

"Your flesh is heading toward death."

After secretly crushing all the shell coins in his hand and confirming that he couldn't buy anything anymore, Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who had been silent for a whole chapter and didn't even have any psychological activities, said expressionlessly:

"Next, your skin will slowly become pale, but your eyes will become redder and redder, drier and drier, even seeping blood, and your forehead and fingernails will become blue-purple. Your heart will beat faster and faster, your blood will flow crazily, but your strength will become weaker and weaker, more and more tired..."

"You... you're talking nonsense!"

The Goddess of Wealth tightened her expression and gritted her teeth:

"I am a True God! How could you..."

"And your soul."

Hearing Hearing Li Ang said unhurriedly:

"The change will affect your consciousness from the body, making your soul flame jump constantly, becoming like this now, anxious, panicked, irritable, unable to concentrate, until you lose consciousness, and the soul and body appear briefly separated..."

"You're talking nonsense! I don't..."

"Look, it's already started."

After interrupting the Goddess of Wealth, Hearing Hearing Li Ang pointed to her fingernails that were slightly turning blue, and slowed down his speech:

"You have the ability to judge truth or lies. Whether I am telling lies or not, you are clear, you just don't want to admit it."

"In addition, the thing that caused you to become like this involves the foundation of this world. I once exchanged the Water Bottle Secret Technique with the Water Bottle Director using the secret containing its existence.

And humans who have come into contact with it in the past have either died or will die one day in the future. No one can be spared. I believe you will be no exception."

"You... you..."

Discovering that the world in front of her was becoming more and more blurry, and the various situations Hearing Hearing Li Ang described were appearing one after another, the Goddess of Wealth couldn't help but grit her teeth:

"When you were beating... attacking me, you did something, right?"

"Damn it! Are you carrying a numbered anomalous object? Is it... the 【Evil Meat Fragrance】 that emptied the Flesh Hell? Or... or the 【God-Falling Flower】 that melted all things?"

"..."

Hehe.

Hearing Hearing Li Ang, who had no idea what she was talking about, didn't make a sound, but gave her an unfathomable smile, then secretly used the root of his tongue to top the mirror-like cufflinks hidden in his mouth.

Quick! Hurry up and open the channel of the Mirror World wider, I'm also a little oxygen-deprived!

(End of chapter)

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