Chapter 83: On-Shelf Musings

I've been writing books for over ten years now. Every kind of miserable sales figure I've had, I've already had. Every word I ought to say, I think I've pretty much said. So let's skip straight to the practical stuff—

First, as I mentioned before: if I can snag that first-month-ten-thousand-subscribers badge, I'll update eight thousand words a day for a month. And if I can also hit ten-thousand subscribers in the first month, then eight thousand a day all the way to the ending (judging by the badge — as long as I get the ten-thousand-subscribers badge before the end of the third month, I'll count it as a first-month ten-thousand-subscribers hit).

Second, on launch day the guaranteed minimum is ten chapters; the rest depends on whether you all come through.

As for tips and the like, I won't beg for those — just toss in your monthly tickets and recommendation tickets and that's plenty.

In short: tonight at midnight, the new book goes live. All kinds of support welcome!

PS: And finally, the sacrificial offering list!

Title: *I'm Popularizing Ecology in the Pokémon World*

Synopsis: Pokémon's role isn't only fighting and killing — aren't you curious? What are their habits and diets like? How do they migrate and forage? And how do they court and mate? Come take a look at this book — I'm popularizing ecology in the Pokémon world.

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Title: *Dragon Race: Lu Mingfei, Starting from the Eastern Front*

Synopsis: A story about dragon-slaying in WWII… wait — what? WWII? Dragon-slaying? —

Title: *The Promised Investiture of the Gods — What the Hell Is This Supreme Primordial*

Synopsis: You promised me the Investiture of the Gods world, and now you want me to be the Grand Heavenly Honored One of the Primordial? That'll cost extra!

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Title: *In the Swallowed Star Universe, I Became Luo Feng's Cheat*

Synopsis: Transmigrated into *Swallowed Star*, I became Luo Feng's cheat — "I, Luo Feng, am not hacking!"

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Title: *The Old Artifacts I Repair Have Come to Life*

Synopsis: All the cultural relics I repair have come to life? — And now the Nine Tripod Cauldrons' barrier needs me to fix it too?!

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Title: *The Qin Dynasty's Moon and Stars: Zheng*

Synopsis: Mm, from the title alone you can tell what this one's about.

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Title: *Told You to Farm, and You Became the Emperor of an Empire? *

The Middle Ages, warring knights, dragons, demons, gods, pirates, giant beasts…

Barbarity, ignorance, backwardness, numbness, corpses of starvation everywhere, a populace unable to live…

Pioneeing the wilds, farming, bridge-building, road-paving, coal-mining, ore-digging!

Grind experience, recruit apostles, forge an army!

Mass-produce troops! Sweep everything aside!

Ribbit! My steel tide is invincible beneath the heavens!!

So I told you to farm — how on earth did you end up building a vast empire and becoming its Emperor?

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Title: *Easy Mode, Starting from Dream of the Red Chamber*

Style: 【Slow Burn】 【Laid-back】 【Easy Mode, No Protagonist Abuse】

Synopsis: Starting from the world of *Dream of the Red Chamber*, capture all thirty-six golden hairpins — every last one!

Protagonist: Phoenix Spice Girl, why are you wearing Ping'er's clothes?

Lin Daiyu: Me? Uprooting a weeping willow bare-handed?

Qin Keqing: I was only doing it to cure an illness — just this once, won't happen again…

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(End of Chapter)