[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend":3,"chapter-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-36":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Only Know How to Ride the Trend!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2343517,4580,"Chapter 36: Fuck!","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-36",36,"\u003Cp>The curtains blocked the sunlight from outside the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Napkins were neatly arranged beside the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The DVD player kept emitting a steady clicking sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the dim room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jun’s excited emotions gradually turned to confusion…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anticipated spicy scene never appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, after a moment of darkness, a series of advertisements suddenly popped up!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“【A Li Fast Food】Eat with peace of mind, use with confidence—second item half price!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This story is sponsored by Huaxia’s best car repair group, 【Si Ling Auto Repair Shop】!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this string of ads, Liu Jun was utterly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over the years, he’d watched countless films—he’d never seen a spicy blockbuster with product placements like this…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This move left him speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could this be some new style?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He let out a slow breath, watched the ads finish, then silently stared at the movie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The film titled “Superman 2: Battle the Beast!” finally began playing…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Liu Jun regained his excitement, eyes blazing with anticipation, ready for an epic showdown!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The screen suddenly showed a Chinese male Superman sprinting onto a battlefield, then fighting fiercely with Sun Wukong, who wore a muzzle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does this kind of movie even have a plot? Cosplay? That might actually be spicy…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could the Sun Wukong under the mask be a woman?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That build, that appearance—how could it possibly be a woman?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Jun took a deep breath!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He kept watching…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the longer he watched, the more wrong it felt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fight between Sun Wukong and this Chinese Superman, Yan Shuangying, dragged on endlessly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And damn it, this was supposed to be a new movie—why were all the moves repeated?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Superman’s punch animation loop endlessly and Sun Wukong’s figure repeatedly falling to the ground, Liu Jun even suspected the CD was damaged—he tapped the DVD player…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he realized it wasn’t the CD, not the player broken or stuck—it was fucking—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This movie was just repeating the same actions and same plot over and over, with insane, mind-blowing repetition!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glared at the screen!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even now, he still clung to a sliver of hope—waiting for that girl, seemingly from the island nation, to appear and perform some unspeakable acts…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After ten minutes of watching this endless battlefield brawl, he finally realized something was off!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The movie didn’t just repeat actions—it also fucking slowed down certain scenes repeatedly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had he been scammed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Refusing to give up, he pressed the fast-forward button on the DVD remote.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he widened his eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did he see?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw the slow-motion clips speed up and become normal—but the chaotic plot left him dumbfounded!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He refused to believe it—he watched until the end…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And found that not only was there no girl from the island nation, but not a single female animal appeared at all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plot was utter trash—he had no idea what the hell it was about!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I fucking—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed his fist on the table!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pulled out “Superman 2: Battle the Beast!” from the DVD player and crushed it under his foot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, he lit a cigarette, calmed himself, and glanced at another spicy film: “Beast and Female Superman 2: Passionate Bed Battle.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He took a deep breath, opened the disc he’d paid forty yuan for, and inserted it into the DVD player…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This expensive disc had to offer some surprise, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“【A Li Fast Food】Eat with peace of mind, use with confidence—second item half price!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This story is sponsored by Huaxia’s best car repair group, 【Si Ling Auto Repair Shop】!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“【A Dong Convenience Store】—Number One Convenience Store in the World!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment he saw the familiar scenes, the familiar ad lines…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His last shred of hope, his final fantasy, vanished completely!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I fucking—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He panted heavily, face flushed red!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His emotions teetered on the edge of collapse…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Much later, he stared at the next disc—the ten-yuan “Superman 2” high-end version!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He closed his eyes, steadied his emotions for a long while, then opened them again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be… that this “Superman 2”…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If that’s true, then this boss is utterly, insanely deranged!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, he pulled out one disc and inserted it into the DVD player…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared intently at the movie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“【A Li Fast Food】Eat with peace of mind, use with confidence—second item half price!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This story is sponsored by Huaxia’s best car repair group, 【Si Ling Auto Repair Shop】!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Familiar voice…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Familiar scenes…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Familiar plot…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The high-end version fucking—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The same ads played twice, like a virus!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, the grotesque repeated actions doubled in frequency!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He inserted the second disc into the DVD player!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did Liu Jun see?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw the same ads, the same plot…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The high-end version, besides being longer and having a prettier cover, occasionally throwing in random, unrelated plot fragments…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything else!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was fucking identical!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I fucking hate you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A roar echoed through the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His mind shattered completely!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was about to destroy everything…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He fell silent for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, he gritted his teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I won’t be the only one getting scammed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………………………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck! What movie is this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shit, I’m going crazy, what the hell is going on…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did the source for Superman 2 get leaked?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, this isn’t just a leak of Superman 2—it’s outright madness!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>July 15, 2003.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three days remain until the release of the Hollywood blockbuster Superman 2.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Promotion is in full swing…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It began with a few small vendors in Beijing’s Zhongguancun, then spread to the surrounding pirated DVD market, then to secondary and tertiary markets…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Superman 2: Hero’s Nature!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Superman 2: Global Mission!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Superman 2: Journey to the West World!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>DVDs bearing various extended titles of Superman 2 spread like a plague across major audiovisual markets nationwide…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These absurd, jaw-dropping titles…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s bad enough!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But worse still!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some pirated DVDs shamelessly, brazenly bore the words “Superman 2”!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet when everyone excitedly opened these movies, they were stunned!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were all complete crap disguised as the real thing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>………………………………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The day before Superman 2’s national premiere!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Tianyu Entertainment】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Hairong’s office received a phone call.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hanging up, his face turned pale.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did you say!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re telling me that piece of shit is now riding our hype and selling like crazy across the pirated market?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Say that again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did you say!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re telling me some bastard named Zhou Yang, along with a bunch of lowlifes, has started contacting second- and third-tier movie theaters nationwide, claiming to offer free licensing and a 20-80 revenue split with the theaters?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’ve plastered posters of “Zhaoren 2” everywhere—even on the utility poles outside our own Superman 2 premiere venue in Beijing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shit, what the hell are the security guards doing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Hairong listened to the voice on the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly he shot up from his chair…\u003C\u002Fp>",1153,"2026-06-20T23:43:44.409Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","98225c2d98358c132db75538437b05ec2b28f5bbb62a7a06cf2dd6a68b179557","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-37","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-35",101,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-cover.jpg"]