[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend":3,"chapter-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-39":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Only Know How to Ride the Trend!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2343520,4580,"Chapter 39: Invasion of Superman 2!","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-39",39,"\u003Cp>What movie is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I don’t know… never heard of it…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck, “Sun Wukong vs Superman 2”? What the hell is this? Better than “Superman 2”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This movie… fuck, is it really that brutal?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These people are audacious—daring to openly challenge “Superman 2” here? Isn’t this basically a declaration of war?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At eight o’clock, the sunlight was bright and brilliant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the sunlight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless media outlets and fans instinctively turned toward the minivan nearby!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The minivan was ancient…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its wheels were rusted, tires cracked—clearly a relic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the roof sat a loudspeaker, cycling a funeral-like soundtrack while blaring loud, carnival-style announcements: “Good news! Good news!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the side doors were plastered chaotic, mismatched promotional posters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On them: Sun Wukong, fierce and majestic…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Superman, face blurred, heroically lifting a plane…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside the posters, in the most prominent spot, were written in multiple languages: “Sun Wukong vs Superman 2,” plus English, French, Japanese versions…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even more brazenly, one line read: 【Crushes Superman 2—Global Premiere!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they saw those words!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell are these people doing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next moment, countless people rushed over with cameras and recorders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They sensed a major story.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………………………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t you get it started?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It won’t start!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck, I told you to check the car before driving!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knew it’d break down here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t open the windows or doors—just wait here for repairs…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the minivan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As more and more menacing security guards and excited media surged toward them, Shen Long and Shen Hu panicked instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They cowered inside, trembling, too scared to step out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their original plan: drive slowly around Huaying International Cinema to attract attention…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If no one came, they’d crawl along; if anyone rushed over, they’d floor the gas and flee!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d fully apply Zhou Zong’s strategy: “The enemy retreats, we advance; the enemy advances, we retreat”—promoting the movie while staying safe!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knew this damn van would break down right here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hello, what’s your meaning…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Drive away immediately!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hello, we’re from Southern Entertainment. May we ask—what movie is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hello, I’m Lin Chong from Beijing Movie Daily. What are you doing here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I heard Huasheng Brothers are furious about not securing the Superman 2 rights. Are you sent by them?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Journalists, sensing a major story, swarmed the minivan, surrounding it completely as Shen Long and Shen Hu stared in panic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Through Shen Long’s window, the flashing lights…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He opened his mouth, mind blank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This unexpected event left him utterly lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Jianfeng, behind the wheel, was frantic as a ant on a hot pan, repeatedly trying to restart the engine—but the damn minivan was completely dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d tried to find a mechanic or tow truck number, flipping through his classmate list, asking Shen Long and Shen Hu for hours…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he suddenly realized…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This van was borrowed from Siling Auto Repair, and only Zhou Zong had their number—they had none!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, no one else knew the tow truck number…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking out at the frenzied media…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Jianfeng turned pale, listening to the relentless blaring of “Good news! Good news!” He swallowed hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he dared not open the door or turn off the roof speaker…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if they dragged him out, and then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Chen Jianfeng felt on the verge of collapse…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he spotted a familiar figure pushing through the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that figure, Chen Jianfeng nearly cried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Zong had arrived!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………………………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sorry!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Excuse me, please make way!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We’re sorry—our car broke down. We didn’t mean to cause trouble. It’s purely a mechanical failure!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Any questions, ask me. I’m Zhou Yang, General Manager of Xuan Shi Entertainment. This movie, “Sun Wukong vs Superman 2,” is ours.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, yes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s a film we poured our hearts into—blending Eastern wuxia combat with Western fantasy and sci-fi…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We’re not here to disrupt. We…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A short distance away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Hairong’s face was dark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What had he seen?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw that familiar title: “Sun Wukong vs Superman 2!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes—the epic disaster that had stunned him senseless inside the theater!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d assumed…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These kids would just make a shitty film, fool a few viewers, maybe sell some VCDs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But who could’ve imagined…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These shameless kids!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only plastering posters everywhere!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, they’d come here to sabotage the premiere!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His blood pressure spiked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glared at the minivan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right now, everyone’s attention was fixed on the broken-down van blaring “Good news! Good news!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless cameras and recorders were shoved at it, while the youths inside dared not emerge or speak to reporters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this stalemate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw a young man in a suit and glasses force his way through the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the cameras, he looked flustered—but kept pushing himself into the most visible spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He waved off interviews, yet his face strained toward the lens, like a whore trying to build a reputation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t film! Don’t film!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s all an accident!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, just an accident!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We only meant to promote our movie…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But we never expected the car to break down!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We’re helpless—I’ll call right now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who here knows how to fix cars?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I’d known this would happen, we never would’ve brought the van!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, believe me, we’re just a group of young people chasing our dreams—we had no intention of causing trouble…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll turn off the speaker right away!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother security guard, don’t get worked up—I’ll turn it off, right now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it, this damn speaker’s broken too! I told you we shouldn’t have bought this secondhand speaker…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who knows how to fix speakers? This one’s broken—the power button doesn’t work!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the young man frantically climbed onto the door to turn off the speaker…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he didn’t turn it off—in fact, the speaker got louder, and “Good news! Good news!” echoed from far away…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shook with rage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’ll handle this! You go inside first—we’ll take care of it…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The premiere’s about to start…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Deng Hairong was about to act…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he saw staff members hurrying over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Hairong finally nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He led the group into the cinema in a loud, bustling procession.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as they entered the cinema…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they heard someone rushing toward them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Director Deng… did we print the wrong text on the hand soap bottles and toilet seat covers?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What wrong text?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“On every hand soap dispenser in the restrooms, it says: ‘Watch ‘Superman 2’ at He Chi Cinema’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“????”\u003C\u002Fp>",1067,"2026-06-20T23:43:44.409Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","012496c30d4b860a37fe586bc3c8c5399cbf050b6b361a887bd8c291c7743e1e","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-40","i-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-chapter-38",101,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-only-know-how-to-ride-the-trend-cover.jpg"]