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Chapter 1066

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Seeing Hong Zun and that elf clan member lovey-dovey entering the courtyard, Sun Ming smiled and gave Ye Zhangqing a thumbs-up.

No wonder you lot from Dao Yi Shengdi, you're top-notch in every way, right?

As for that, Ye Zhangqing simply couldn't be bothered to respond, though he also wondered when Hong Zun had gotten involved.

In my memory, he's never even been to the Elf Clan, so how did he end up with an elf lover? Besides, does Wang Tieshu know about this?

Without exaggeration, to gain the Elf Clan's favor, one's status and position are indispensable; ordinary people, the Elf Clan truly looks down on them.

With the arrival of the Elf Clan, this night, the human ancestral land was extraordinarily lively.

However, all of this was also clearly projected to the outside world by the light mirror.

Many humans watched as a crowd of human bigwigs were extremely intimate with the Elf Clan, each of them envious and jealous, eyes red.

"Pah, disrespecting your elders."

"In the ancestral land, everyone's watching, yet you have no shame; I know you keep the door closed."

Most cultivators never get the chance to be close to her fragrance.

After all, the Elf Clan's population is naturally sparse, far less than that of humans; only true elites receive such treatment.

Before, not seeing it was fine, but now, through the light mirror, everyone clearly saw it.

What kind of expressions do those so-called bigwigs put on when facing the Elf Clan?

Envious, look at this Elf Clan—each one has a soft body that's easy to push over.

After one night passed, it was clearly visible that many bigwigs felt refreshed and invigorated.

However, not everyone had this treatment; some likewise guarded empty rooms alone.

These people could only turn their sorrow and anger into appetite—what's so special about an Elf Clan? Can it beat the smell of my dry rice?

"Haha, Brother Chen, you came really early today."

"Do you think I'm like you? I'm about to get lost in the gentle hometown, but we're in the ancestral land—take it easy."

"Tsk tsk, Brother Chen, you're just sour grapes because you can't have any."

"I fucking................"

"It's a bit sour, but so what? I can't help but be attracted to women."

And what people are most excited about right now is facing the members of Dao Yi Shengdi.

Because Dao Yi Shengdi has never had contact with the Elf Clan.

As the Human Race's number one holy land, surely they haven't never played with the Elf Clan, right? No way!

For a moment, everyone eagerly awaited Dao Yi Shengdi.

All along, it seemed everyone had been suppressed by Dao Yi Shengdi.

In every aspect, they couldn't win in fights, couldn't win in scheming, and couldn't even win at grabbing food.

But now, it seems everyone can finally vent their frustration.

You Dao Yi Shengdi are supposed to be mighty, so how come you haven't even played with a single Elf Clan member?

But just as everyone wanted to see Dao Yi Shengdi's jokes, as its members appeared one after another, at first everyone exchanged a few teasing remarks.

But gradually, everyone realized something was off.

First came Hong Zun, looking like a big shot, holding an Elf Clan member as he walked over, seeing so many people, he still smiled and said.

"Yo, so many people here, you all came pretty early."

"Huh???"

With a doubtful look at Hong Zun and the Elf Clan member in his arms, they wondered, "Did he just score?"

Everyone naturally didn't know Hong Zun's history with the Elf Clan, just wondering how this guy got involved; Dao Yi Shengdi's arrival in Zhongzhou hasn't been that long, right?

Hong Zun was fine enough, but next came Qi Xiong, Qing Shi, Lin Potian, Shi Song—these strongmen of Dao Yi Shengdi each actually had an Elf Clan member in their arms.

Now not only were the crowd shocked, but even Ye Zhangqing in the kitchen was left dumbfounded.

Wasn't it just Hong Zun alone last night? How come now everyone's got an Elf Clan member each?

Sun Ming, helping nearby, turned his head and said admiringly.

"Brother Zhangqing, your Dao Yi Shengdi truly is a role model for our generation."

"Get lost."

Ye Zhangqing replied unhappily, "What's going on? Is that how tonight's going to be?"

"Junior Brother, do you want my help?"

Still confused, suddenly Xu Jie's voice came; looking toward the sound, I saw that guy actually also holding an Elf Clan member.

"Third Senior Brother, you............."

"Oh, this is my dao partner Suo Ya, Suo Ya, and this is my junior brother Ye Zhangqing."

"Are you Ye Zhangqing? The Human Race's Meal Ancestor?"

"Uh.......... right."

"Honey, wait outside for me, I'll fix something for my junior brother."

"Oh, okay, then Third Brother, hurry back."

"Good, be good."

"Mm-hmm."

Watching Xu Jie affectionately coax Suo Ya away, Ye Zhangqing went numb.

He said to Sun Ming.

"You didn't say the Elf Clan has very high standards?"

That was indeed what Sun Ming said yesterday—this is called having high standards?

Ye Zhangqing didn't dare say it about others, but regarding Xu Jie, Ye Zhangqing could be certain that he had absolutely never had any contact with the elves before.

In other words, that Suo Ya just now could only have been gotten by Xu Jie in a single night.

Or rather, it might not even need a whole night—just look at those two, they've already done everything they should and shouldn't.

You damn well call this having high standards?

Hearing that, Sun Ming himself was also completely baffled; the elves' standards are high, something everyone knows.

Like those ordinary cultivators, even if you licked the sea dry and the stones rotted, people would still not look up to you.

But what's the situation now?

"Fellow Daoist Xu Jie, did you know Suo Ya before?"

While Sun Ming was doubtful, he also turned his head and asked.

Hearing that, Xu Jie shook his head and, as he came to the water's edge, began washing vegetables.

"No, we just met last night; what's up?"

"Last night? You got her in just one night?"

Sun Ming somewhat couldn't believe it; that's impossible—how could you get her in a single night? The elves are famously proud.

But regarding that, Xu Jie just shook his head; seeing that, Sun Ming secretly let out a breath of relief, thinking, "I told you so—how could it be..."

But before he could be happy for long, all he heard was Xu Jie saying nonchalantly.

"It didn't take a whole night—just half a Shíchén to get it done; last night I slept at her place."

"I fucking ¥#%¥#@%¥%@¥"

Sun Ming was completely dumbfounded—half a Shíchén? And he even went to her place the same day, damn it!

That shouldn't be—aren't the elves very conservative? How could they be together the same day?

For a moment, Sun Ming only felt that his previous understanding of the elves seemed to have deviated a bit.

These elves are completely different from what I thought.

Looking again at Qi Xiong, Qing Shi, Lin Potian and the others from Dao Yi Shengdi, each one had a beauty in his arms, smiling so hard they couldn't close their mouths.

Sun Ming's mind instantly conjured a terrible thought: these guys couldn't all have just met yesterday, could they?

After all, logically speaking, Dao Yi Shengdi should have had no chance to come into contact with the elves; it could only have been last night.

But in just one night, so many people got them? What's the situation with this Dao Yi Shengdi? All casanovas? Might as well rename it the Harmony Holy Land.

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