Chapter 1068

What does it mean to speak nonsense with eyes wide open, what does it mean to have a face that doesn't redden and breath that doesn't hitch; everyone this time has gotten an eyeful.

It's just spouted off the cuff, and moreover, you damn well have no conscience, huh? Doesn't it hurt?

Besides, what's the situation with the elves today? Why does it feel like the whole group has lost its wits?

This is clearly just a trick to fool people, and you still believe it? Moreover, you have not the slightest doubt, completely taken in by the food.

Not only is Qi Xiong like this, but Hong Zun, Qing Shi, including Yun Xiantai, Yu Mo and the others, are all the same.

That set of tricks to fool people, one after another—what, does Dao Yi Shengdi still have a tradition of this?

But no matter how envious everyone gets, it's useless, because the elves just eat this up.

Look, each one is being spoken to with loving, flirtatious eyes, their bodies going soft, moved to the point of being a mess.

In this state, I'd guess they're being sold by those Dao Yi Shengdi people, still having to count the money for them, and finally even have to say 'thanks, dear'.

I don't know why, but I just feel the time is agonizing; Dao Yi Shengdi is simply inhumane.

After much waiting, the Fàn diǎn finally arrived, accompanied by a call to start eating.

Only then did everyone break out in smiles again; before they couldn't beat you, but today they can't.

A beauty in your arms, you still have............... holy shit..............

If I'm losing in love, I can at least win at the meal, right? That's what I thought, but when I turned my head, wow, damn it, the Dao Yi Shengdi people who were just lovey-dovey over there have already lined up obediently.

"Huh???"

Everyone is completely baffled—no, they were just there a moment ago..............

Turning to look, I saw that where they had been, only a group of elves remained, staring at each other.

Not only the crowd, but even these elves are dazed right now.

Just a second ago they were exchanging sweet nothings, the listeners' hearts going thump-thump, but the next second the people were gone—so fast you couldn't even react.

"Holy shit, this is a bunch of beasts, damn it?"

Seeing that, everyone went completely numb, didn't bother to think further, and hurried forward to start lining up.

And the elf maidens, seeing that, likewise each found their beloved and said coquettishly.

"Brother Xiong, what are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm hungry, I'll have a bite of rice first."

"Eat rice? Huh??? It smells so good, Brother Xiong."

Just now they were immersed in love, not paying attention; now that they're closer, they caught that wafting rich aroma in the air, and the elf maidens were instantly drawn to it.

This aroma is simply unbeatable; seeing that, the people behind each wore a cold smile.

Let you, damn it, show off your love—now see what you do, obediently give the food to your beloved woman.

Everyone this time is absolutely confident; facing this situation, won't you give the food to your beloved woman?

Unless you damn well want to break up.

Anyway, everyone can't think of any other way.

But the next second, the reply from Qi Xiong and the others gave everyone another lesson.

Only see Qi Xiong, facing his woman's words, smile slightly, then shake his head and say.

"I'm afraid that won't work."

"Huh??? Why, Brother Xiong, don't you love me anymore? Was what you just said all fake?"

"Of course not."

"Then why............"

Looking at the pitifully charming elf maidens, the people behind all wore a look of watching a good show—has it overturned? Haha.

"Dear, you've misunderstood me—it's not that I don't want to, it's that I can't; this meal is specially made for us Human Race, not suitable for you elves, eating it brings no benefit, only harm."

"But the smell is so good, I've never smelled anything this fragrant."

"You, haven't you heard that the better something looks on the outside, the more dangerous it is? Just like those poisons—none of them are otherwise."

"That's right."

"So, it's not that I don't want to, it's that I can't; but dear, if you're hungry, I have a ninth-grade grain-repelling pill—take it first, and if it's not enough I'll give you more."

"Thanks, dear."

"Huh????"

Watching Qi Xiong and the others brush them off with a few words, even casually giving a ninth-grade grain-repelling pill, the elf maidens each beamed with delight, as if they'd obtained a priceless treasure.

This damn thing is just a grain-repelling pill; even if it's ninth-grade, how much money could it possibly be worth, damn it?

A single lousy grain-repelling pill and you've bought them off?

Looking with complex expressions at the joyfully leaping elf maidens, everyone went numb—this can't be a bunch of idiots, can it?

Something this simple can be fooled? Where's your brain?

You guys can't even be called love-brained anymore; you're in love and have no brain at all.

If you had even a bit of brain, even if it were waterlogged, you damn well wouldn't be fooled like this.

I just feel, why are the elves of Dao Yi Shengdi so completely different from our own elves?

Our own elves are all arrogantly unbearable, their personalities also aloof; even when together, they remain that way.

But as soon as they arrive at Dao Yi Shengdi, they instantly turn into sweet, naive simpletons.

This meal made by Ye Zhangqing is worth a grain-repelling pill, damn it? What a joke—even if you piled up grain-repelling pills into a mountain, they wouldn't be worth this bowl of rice, alright.

"Alright, be good, wait for me; I'll come after I finish eating."

"Okay, then Brother Xiong, I'll wait for you at the side."

They really were just brushed off like that, and Qi Xiong's group also comfortably ate their meal.

But this time when serving the meal, Bai Hua Xianzi and Jue Ying treated the fellow Shī xiōng, even the Shīzūn and martial uncle, with no pleasant expressions.

"Peh."

"Old-fashioned."

Facing the cold stares of the two women, Qi Xiong and the others also pretended not to see; what could be said?

However, looking at the food in his hands, his mood instantly improved.

"Eat eat eat."

"I'm exhausted from last night; I feel I could eat two bowls today."

"Dream on, even if you could eat ten bowls, nobody gets more than one."

The crowd ate with great enjoyment; as for the elf women not far away, they had no suspicion at all.

Although the aroma in the air made them unable to resist feeling tempted.

But didn't dear say so? These foods are specially designed for the Human Race; they're not good for the Elf Race.

So even though they were starving, the elf women endured; when they really couldn't hold out, wasn't there still the Bigu Pill dear gave them?

"Dear is really good to me."

Looking at this bunch of idiots, each starving yet still smiling as they ate the Bigu Pill, and even had to thank dear.

Those eating were left speechless.

On another note, after everyone had finished their meal, Ye Zhangqing looked at the leftover food and asked doubtfully.

"How come there's still leftovers? Did someone not come to eat?"

Ye Zhangqing had even specially prepared portions for the Elf Race; anyway, there aren't many people, but why are there leftovers now? Something's off.

Hearing that, Bai Hua Xianzi replied unhappily.

"Because they simply didn't come to eat, so of course there are leftovers."