Chapter 1384: Senior, please

Xu Jie couldn't stop laughing as he looked around; Zhao Zhengping beside him, seeing that, gave a cold snort and said.

"Hmph, junior brother, how can cultivators like us be addicted to women? Look at your useless appearance—you've utterly disgraced Divine Sword Peak."

Huh???

Hearing that, Xu Jie turned his head, looking disdainful, and said.

"Senior Brother, what you said is correct, but before you speak, couldn't you wipe your mouth? You're practically drooling."

"Really?"

"Enough, you two are both lechers, embarrassing."

Liu Shuang scolded angrily, this time looking for Ye Zhangqing, Zhao Zhengping, Liu Shuang, Xu Jie, and Lu Youyou—all of them came.

After all, Ye Zhangqing originally came from Divine Sword Peak, and his relationship with Zhao Zhengping and the others is the best.

Moreover, bringing them along sometimes yields unexpected gains.

As for Hong Zun, if you say he teaches disciples, Zhao Zhengping and the others have all gone astray.

But if you say he doesn't teach, Zhao Zhengping and the others actually have some genuine skills, which is strange.

"This Bai Song Gu is really not bad."

"In my view, it's even better than the Yaochi Holy Land."

Huh???

Not only Zhao Zhengping, Xu Jie and the others, but even Yun Xiantai, Hong Zun and the others were discussing it; however, before they could finish two sentences, the people of the Yaochi Holy Land gave them an icy stare.

"You damn well discuss Bai Song Gu if you want, why compare it to my Yaochi Holy Land?"

"To be honest, the disciples of Bai Song Gu, at first glance, truly have no ugly ones; I don't know if it's the land nurturing the people, but the figures of Bai Song Gu's disciples are all excellent—full in front and curved behind, quite........."

"Hey, are you folks from Young Master Ye's hometown? Come to find Young Master Ye?"

Just as everyone was discussing, a Bai Song Gu disciple stepped forward and approached Xu Jie, asking.

Hearing that, Xu Jie's eyes lit up—"Nice, this girl"—and he immediately became serious.

"Greetings, Senior Sister, I'm Xu Jie from Haotu Shijie, I'm 1.8 meters tall, my hobbies are wide-ranging, and the food I like is............"

Huh???

Hearing Xu Jie's chatter, that Bai Song Gu disciple was dumbfounded, stood there a while before coming to his senses, and said with a black line on his face.

"I'm asking what you came here to do."

"Ah, Senior Sister, do you want to perform the wedding ceremony?"

"You........... rascal..............."

This time, the Bai Song Gu disciple really couldn't hold back; beside him, Liu Shuang and Lu Youyou, seeing this, felt ashamed, covered their foreheads, and couldn't face anyone.

How to put it? Since Ye Zhangqing was kidnapped, Xu Jie has been somewhat mentally off.

According to the Pill Master Alliance's patriarch, this is caused by excessive longing—perhaps missing a person, or perhaps missing Ye Zhangqing's meals.

Anyway, when the illness acts up, he imagines things himself—those are his truest inner thoughts—and then he can't even hear others' voices.

Xu Jie's current situation clearly shows he's having an episode.

Zhao Zhengping beside him, seeing that, also darkened his face and said.

"Third Junior Brother really is making a fuss; she's clearly talking to me, I'll go persuade him."

Saying that, Zhao Zhengping stepped forward righteously, while Liu Shuang and Lu Youyou, seeing this, went numb, forgetting there was still another one—the Senior Brother's condition is even more severe than the Third Junior Brother's.

This guy is no longer just imagining; he's outright fantasizing—not only about the past but also about the future.

Only saw Zhao Zhengping step forward, grab and hug that Bai Song Gu disciple, while she stared wide-eyed, he said gently.

"Madam, don't quarrel with my junior brother; my junior brother is ill."

Huh???

Hearing that, the Bai Song Gu disciple felt stupid, only feeling his scalp go numb; I feel you two are both sick.

"Who's your wife? Do we know each other?"

"Senior Brother, you're having another episode."

And Xu Jie, seeing that, said with a worried expression, "Senior Brother's condition is getting worse and worse."

But regarding that, Zhao Zhengping firmly rebutted.

"Junior Brother is making trouble; clearly it's you who's ill."

"Senior Brother you.......... ah.......... lovesickness has become an illness, Senior Sister, hurry and take Senior Brother back."

"Junior Sister, hurry and take good care of the junior brother; I'll have a few words with the lady."

Hearing the brothers' conversation, that Bai Song Gu disciple widened his eyes, thinking he'd run into two lunatics?

Until Liu Shuang and Lu Youyou came forward with dark faces and gave Zhao Zhengping and Xu Jie's heads a hard punch.

According to the Pill Master Alliance's patriarch, when the two fall ill, they need strong stimulation to regain consciousness.

As expected, after the punch, Xu Jie and Zhao Zhengping instantly regained clarity.

Xu Jie looked around somewhat dazed, while Zhao Zhengping frowned and said to the Bai Song Gu disciple in his arms.

"Miss, who are you? Why are you in my embrace? We've never met—how can this be?"

Huh???

As soon as those words were spoken, that Bai Song Gu disciple completely lost it and immediately shouted.

"You're damn sick—you're the one who came and hugged me; what do you mean 'I'm in your arms'?"

Huh???

Hearing that, Zhao Zhengping's brows knit tighter and tighter, as if he were seriously recalling, but after a moment, he spoke with a determined expression.

"Miss, don't spout bloody nonsense; I, Zhao Zhengping, have always conducted myself uprightly and properly—how could I do such a thing? What do you think I am?"

"You.................."

Everyone was so angry they couldn't speak, but Liu Shuang stepped forward with a dark face to explain.

Sorry, my senior and junior brothers are sick; they just had an attack.

If you're sick, go get treatment.

A heart sickness needs heart medicine.

You...... I..............

They were angered and left just as mealtime arrived, and a burst of fragrance hit them.

Smelling the fragrance, Yun Xiantai and the others couldn't hold back.

Mm, that's exactly this smell.

Just eat, just eat.

Yun Xiantai took the lead and walked toward the front of the crowd, but after only a few steps he was stopped by an elder.

What are you trying to do?

Just eating.

Eating requires competition; each meal only has portions for thirty thousand people, so if you want to eat you have to snag a spot.

Why only thirty thousand portions?

Upon hearing that, Yun Xiantai muttered, back when we were at Dao Yi Shengdi, each meal had fifty thousand portions.

After saying that, Yun Xiantai glanced at the elder in front of him.

What did you just say? Have to compete?

Yes, even if you're from Young Master Ye's hometown, you can't break the rules, and besides, there are so many of you, so.............. uh???

Before he could finish speaking, the elder only felt that Yun Xiantai's whole body emanated an aura of the same level as Qiu Baiyi.

Emperor Sovereign Realm cultivation?

The rest of her words got stuck in her throat; she actually just let an Emperor Sovereign Realm expert come to compete—what's there to fight for?

He opened his mouth and finally managed to utter a sentence.

Senior, please.

The young one can be taught.

Upon hearing that, Yun Xiantai didn't stand on ceremony, strode in, then skillfully took a bowl and served dishes—no need for Li Tie Niu and Li Tie Dan brothers to worry; the whole process was done in one smooth flow.