Chapter 222
Qi Xiong silently shed tears, while at Shi Song's Dong Fu, the two senior brothers drank heartily.
Senior brother, how about this? This is peach blossom wine I got from the Three Origin City Drunken Immortal Pavilion, I've been eyeing it for a long time, it arrived today, junior brother I immediately got it.
Both of their faces showed a hint of red flush; whether it was Shi Song or Hong Zun, neither used Línglì to dispel the alcohol's effect—what would be the point of that?
Upon hearing that, Shi Song raised his cup and laughed.
Not bad, peach blossom wine, indeed it is one of Dongzhou's top ten famous liquors.
Hehe, as long as senior brother likes it, but the best way to drink this peach blossom wine is still to pair it with hot springs.
Hot springs?
Yes, soaking in hot springs while drinking peach blossom wine—that's what it feels like to be an immortal.
Really?
Really.
Then let's go to Tāngquán to drink wine?
Junior brother, I was just thinking the same.
Immediately, the two went directly from Shi Song's Dong Fu to Tāngquán.
This Tāngquán is also located within the Dao Yi Sect; put simply, it is the eye of an underground hot spring, with over a hundred pools for soaking. Disciples can come here to bathe in their leisure time; as for other benefits, there aren't any, but because the Sect does not charge Sect Points, many disciples still like to come here.
Soaking in hot springs and drinking peach blossom wine—indeed, as Hong Zun said, that's really comfortable.
So, Shi Song quickly got drunk.
He hugged Hong Zun and burst into loud sobs.
Junior brother, you don't know Shi Song's suffering, I'm in charge of the Law Enforcement Hall, damn it, this isn't a job for humans, especially your Divine Sword Peak, it makes me suffer immensely.........
One old mess, hugging another old mess, crying tear-streaked like pear blossoms in rain, the surrounding disciples all turned their gazes over.
Faced with countless gazes, even Hong Zun felt a bit embarrassed, mainly because damn, the two of them aren't wearing any clothes right now.
The scene was somewhat eye-irritating; I don't know if it's the alcohol's effect or just embarrassment, but anyway Hong Zun's face turned bright red as he spoke.
That senior brother, you've drunk too much.........
I haven't; over the past year, I've never been clearer than now.
Why don't you, senior brother, use Línglì to relieve it?
What are you talking about? I used to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk; a little peach blossom wine couldn't get me drunk. Junior brother, come, let's drink again—watch me spin one for you.
Holy shit, senior brother, take it easy.
Shi Song was truly drunk crazy, mainly because the damn atmosphere got lively.
In such an atmosphere, Hong Zun, who originally wanted to advise, unknowingly also got carried away.
In the late-night Tāngquán, two old men had their arms around each other's shoulders, standing in the hot spring pool, each holding a jug of peach blossom wine, speaking indistinctly.
Junior brother, do you know? When senior brother first joined the Dao Yi Sect, he was also a top-notch handsome man; back then, Bai Hua junior sister even wrote him a love letter.
Senior brother, you're just bragging; why don't you say that Jueying junior sister also wrote one?
If you don't mention it, I'd forgotten, but I really did write one; moreover, back then senior brother and Jueying junior sister went out on a mission together, senior brother recalls it was to hunt down a Demonic Cultivator, called... what was it again... I can't remember; at that time senior brother was only at Purple Mansion realm, and narrowly escaped being killed by that Demonic Cultivator.........
You've been talking half a day, what's the deal with Jueying junior sister?
Don't worry, it's coming up—finally senior brother cut down that Demonic Cultivator with one strike, and that's when Jueying junior sister fell for me.
Bragging.
You'd better believe it, do you know what senior brother's nickname was when he was young?
Old stubborn?
No.
Stubborn stone?
Jade-faced flying dragon..........
He finally drank himself into a blackout, and it wasn't until the next day, when the sky was just beginning to lighten, that Hong Zun dazedly opened his eyes.
He glanced at the sky, and his expression instantly changed.
Holy shit.
There were still fifteen minutes until breakfast, and he completely forgot that someone was still sleeping beside him; Hong Zun hurriedly got up and left, even forgetting to restore the seal.
Last night when they were bathing, Hong Zun had set up a seal at the back; from outside nothing could be seen or heard, after all the two were a Peak Master and an Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, and their drunken disgrace certainly couldn't be let the disciples see.
But now, Hong Zun was busy going to eat breakfast, and he simply forgot about that.
With a flash, he darted toward Divine Sword Peak.
The sun rose slowly, and another day of the Dao Yi Sect began amid the bustle of Divine Sword Peak.
In the canteen, Hong Zun, who had finally caught up, drank ling rice congee, ate fried dough sticks and pickled vegetables, his face looking somewhat weathered.
Holy shit, you went to listen to music yesterday? Not cool, you didn't even call me.
Looking at his appearance, Qing Shi shouted loudly.
Hearing that, Hong Zun gave him an annoyed glance.
Get lost, you think I'm you? Yesterday I was drinking with Shi Song senior brother, and I got drunk.........
As he was speaking, Hong Zun suddenly seemed to think of something, his eyes widening instantly.
Holy shit, Shi Song senior brother.........
Immediately, under the doubtful gazes of Qing Shi, Zhāng Tiānzhèn, and Bai Hua Xianzi, he gulped down the congee in a few mouthfuls, then shoved the fried dough sticks and pickled vegetables into his mouth all at once, and hurriedly got up.
I need to go lie low; if Shi Song senior brother comes looking for me, just tell him I'm busy and not in the Sect.
Before his words even finished, his figure had already vanished into the horizon.
What's going on? Who stepped on his tail?
Qing Shi and the two others were all at a loss, mysteriously so early in the morning.
After breakfast, the disciples scattered; Qing Shi, Zhāng Tiānzhèn, and Bai Hua Xianzi were each busy with their own affairs.
By the Tāngquán, several female disciples seemed to have just finished their Xiūliàn, chatting and laughing as they walked over.
Early morning, the Tāngquán still had few people.
"It's still more comfortable to come in the morning, with no one around."
"Huh, what is that?"
"A person?"
"Why not set up a ward while bathing?"
"Wait a moment, that looks like Èr Zhǎnglǎo."
Disciples who come to the Tāngquán usually set up their own wards; it's quite normal, but early this morning an old man lay in the spring pool with no wards around him.
Several women were whispering when, just then, Shi Song seemed to be roused by the noise, slowly opening his eyes, and immediately his gaze met that of several female disciples.
Having confirmed the look, the several female disciples gave an embarrassed laugh.
"That... Èr Zhǎnglǎo sure has refined tastes."
Huh???
Possibly just having woken, still a bit dazed, he swayed as he rose to his feet and muttered a sentence.
"From now on I still can't drink that much alcohol."
Suddenly feeling a chill below, he also saw the female disciples' faces flush red, slowly lowered his gaze, and then a roar like an angry dragon echoed from within the Tāngquán.
"Hong Zun, I'll fucking kill you."
Yah..............
Faintly, a woman's scream could also be heard accompanying it.
Several female disciples were frightened by Shi Song's roar, thinking they were about to be silenced, but after they reacted and found Shi Song's figure already gone, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Phew, you scared me to death."
"Me too, I thought I was a goner."
"I never expected Èr Zhǎnglǎo to have such a hobby."
"But Èr Zhǎnglǎo is truly vigorous in old age."
End of Chapter
