Chapter 460: Want to go together?
His gaze kept shifting between these two ghost kings under King Chen; truly, I never expected such an unexpected delight.
But if that's the case, it seems, should, probably we can handle it.
Glancing at the battle below that had basically ended, Qi Xiong's eyes rolled, and he immediately took out the recording stone, aiming it at the ghost king still entwined with King Chen's ghost wife.
He kept emitting a strange 'kie-kie-kie' laugh.
As for Hong Zun's side, he too wore a strange look as he gazed at the two ghost kings before him.
"Hehe, Mei Ji, that foolish King Mu still thinks you really like him."
"I certainly believe you this time; it's up to you now. King Mu has stored ghost withered wood for years, and I'm relying on you for it."
"You are my Mei Ji; how could I possibly mistreat you? Once I get the ghost withered wood, you will definitely not be lacking."
"Sao ti zi, are you in such a hurry? Haha............"
And then there's the so-called King Mu.
"Mei Ji, don't worry; I don't care about what happened before."
"I truly love you."
"That old fool had designs on my ghost withered wood, but who could have guessed that Mei Ji and I are truly in love? Haha, since that's the case, I won't stand on ceremony with that old fool's Myriad Ghost Crystal Soul."
"Don't worry, don't worry; I will definitely not mistreat you."
"Hehe, Mei Ji, you're really impatient; I'm here."
Watching these two ghost kings trapped in the illusion, Hong Zun's mouth twitched—holy crap, it seemed he had discovered an enormous secret.
"Brother Hong, what do these words mean?"
Only Wang Tieshu beside them seemed to understand, yet also seemed not to, asking with a puzzled face.
This isn't her fault; after all, in this life she has loved only Hong Zun, and when it comes to emotions, she can be said to be completely clueless.
Upon hearing this, Hong Zun chuckled lightly and said.
"It's simple: these two idiots were fooled by the same female ghost; I don't know which ghost princess, but she's got something."
"A ghost princess is equivalent to the top courtesan in the human race's pleasure quarters."
"Just for a ghost princess to maneuver so effortlessly between the two ghost kings shows she certainly has some skill."
"The most outrageous part is that these two idiots didn't notice a thing; I really don't know how they managed to become ghost kings."
"Or is it that lust has muddled their minds?"
"This is the common ailment of most men: urging prostitutes to reform, forcing the virtuous into prostitution."
"Besides, if you're going to the pleasure quarters, just go there and have fun; why actually develop feelings?"
"You should know, those top courtesans have probably seen more men than you've eaten meals; in terms of rank, they completely outclass you."
"But this works out fine; with a kie-kie-kie laugh, Hong Zun also took out the recording stone and aimed it directly at those two ghost kings."
"Brother Hong, what are you doing..............."
"Hehe, just a little trick."
As for Shi Song here, watching the dialogue of those two ghost kings left him dazed over and over.
"Dear, has that old fool not discovered anything about Juer?"
"Don't worry, it doesn't know."
"Ah, we concealed it in life, and now we must not expose it."
"Hehe, whether I say it or not, now is fine—it won't leave any evidence."
"Am I bad? If I weren't bad, would you have liked me so much in life? And you even gave birth to a big fat son for me."
"Okay, okay, I won't say, I won't say."
"Huh???"
Hearing that ghost king's words, Shi Song was completely bewildered—what about life and death? What big fat son?
He then looked at the other ghost king, only to see him speaking with a deep expression.
"My lady, you have been truly good to me, both in life and in death."
"I have never blamed my lady; her health is poor, yet she bore me Juer, and I am already quite satisfied."
"Now Juer has also come to be with us; our family can finally reunite."
"My lady mentioned Wang Chenggui? I know, Gui Wang was my close friend in life; after death we both entered Ghost Valley together, supporting each other, and I naturally feel grateful to him."
"Let Gui Wang come over for dinner tonight? Okay, okay, the lady decides."
"Huh? I'll go catch a few living people? Alright, I'm off now."
Good grief, upon hearing this, Shi Song finally understood—damn, this is from being cuckolded in life to death.
The Juer they speak of must be the same person, right?
That means Gui Wang is actually Juer's biological father, while this ghost king's wife had an affair with Gui Wang in life and bore a son.
But this guy never knew, always believing that son was his own biological child.
After he died and became a fiend, damn, the three of them ended up together again, and to this day he still doesn't realize that his son is actually his brother-in-law.
And what the hell is this 'catch living people' excuse? It's practically just a pretext for telling you to go buy a block of tofu.
They sure know how to play; damn, these fiends are really something—Shi Song looked on in admiration.
"What's wrong? You also have an idea?"
Noticing Shi Song's constantly changing expression, the Jueqing Shitai from beside him quietly said.
Upon hearing that, Shi Song's old face darkened, the corner of his mouth twitching as he said.
"What ideas could I have? I don't like the color green."
"I'm talking about Old Wang next door."
"Huh???"
「This......... married woman really has a unique charm.............. 」
「Huh??? 」
「No, what I mean is, one must not bully a brother's wife. I, Shi Song, what kind of person do you think I am? You don't know? That's the kind of person who would stab both ribs for a brother. If you don't believe me, ask Senior Brother and the others. I, Shi Song, have always valued righteousness above all. 」
Shi Song's words were righteous and proper, but to that, Juéqíng Shītài merely gave him a once-over, finally letting out a disdainful cold snort.
「Heh. 」
Facing Juéqíng Shītài's distrust, Shi Song gave an embarrassed smile. Who let it be that during the recent journey, Hong Zun and Qing Shi forcibly dragged him to Gōulán, and he was even discovered by the Nun, so now this woman is very angry, and Shi Song also finds it hard to say anything.
Actually, that wasn't voluntary at all; he was forcibly dragged by Hong Zun and them—what an injustice!
Is Shi Song the type who lingers among flower clusters?
Also, Hong Zun doesn't know what he's thinking; otherwise, he'd definitely say something.
You damn well aren't willing to order three? And it's still my money paying for it.
He shook his head, no longer thinking about these things, just like Qi Xiong and Hong Zun's reactions, Shi Song directly took out the Recording Stone and let out a grim laugh.
「There's a good show to watch. 」
Several fellow disciples, without prior agreement, all went there together; in an instant, each became a photography master.
They recorded each move of these Ghost Kings trapped in the illusion.
Moreover, there are many secrets in Ghost Valley; I never expected the relationships to be so complicated. Without some skill, it's really tough to get by in Ghost Valley—one slip and your woman will be with someone else.
After doing all that, Qi Xiong smiled satisfactorily, then looked down at the disciples and said.
「Everyone.............. 」
「Everyone immediately.............. 」
「Everyone immediately withdraw to Spirit City. 」
Huh???
He was about to speak, but at the same time, Hong Zun and Shi Song's voices also sounded.
End of Chapter
