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Chapter 550: All-In Thieving Forest

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Where is my magic treasure?

Where is my space ring?

Where the hell is my staff?

Magic treasures—if the space ring is gone, that's fine, but the most outrageous part is that the staff I was clearly holding in my hand disappeared in an instant.

Turning my head, I saw it had somehow fallen into the hand of a Dao Yi Sect disciple.

Seeing his beloved staff, this Fomen disciple immediately shouted in anger.

Little thief, return my staff.

Return your sister.

And the Dao Yi Sect disciple, without hesitation, directly stored it into his space ring.

Even though it's just as unusable, is there any reason to give back something that has landed in my hand?

For a moment, the entire battlefield was filled with cursing.

Not long after the battle started, these Fomen disciples were all relieved of their belongings by the Dao Yi Sect disciples.

Not only were the magical devices at their waists gone, the space rings on their hands were gone, and even the staffs they held were gone.

All the Dao Yi Sect disciples turned into Thieving Forest good fellows.

As for where they learned these skills, we have to start with Wang Wu and Song Yi.

These two had repeatedly robbed Heihu Yaowang's treasure vault, and were hailed by Thieving Forest as the embodiment of the thief saint and thief god.

At first, only the disciples of Divine Sword Peak and Jade Maiden Peak learned this trick; after all, it's quite handy for loosening people's belts when snatching food.

Who would have thought that this Thieving Forest technique would be so practical on the battlefield.

Afterward, this trick gradually spread within the Dao Yi Sect, with more and more disciples beginning to learn this Thieving Forest technique.

Besides, don't worry about whether it's honorable or not; sometimes it's just useful.

Therefore, Wang Wu and Song Yi generously offered their family's secret art selflessly.

Exploring Cloud Hand and Following Star Finger.

Thus, the disciples finally learned that Wang Wu and Song Yi are actually from a Thieving Forest clan, with several generations of their family being Thieving Forest good fellows.

Of course, the sect didn't let them lose out; Hong Zun decided to exchange two top-tier earth-rank techniques for their families.

Speaking of which, they still came out ahead.

However, only after these techniques fell into the hands of the Dao Yi Sect disciples did they truly reveal their power.

Before, keeping them in the Wang and Song families was truly a injustice to them.

Look, now on the battlefield, nearly half of the Fomen disciples are stark naked.

Bold evil thief, return the poor monk's kasaya.

You guys aren't even human, you even steal from monastics.

Are we still fighting or not? Damn it, you even want my underwear?

Not to mention the kasaya, as space rings and magic treasures dwindle, the Dao Yi Sect disciples who get ahead in stealing—whatever it is, if they touch it, it's mine.

Kasaya, monk's robes, and finally not even the underwear is spared.

The Fomen disciples have never seen such a scene.

They came to fight, to risk their lives, but so far they haven't even risked their lives, yet their clothes have been stripped completely.

Although this doesn't affect anything, in the end it has no impact on combat power either.

But fighting naked really feels uncomfortable; they've never encountered this before.

Who the hell fights not thinking about killing the opponent but just keeps stealing?

And the Dao Yi Sect disciples don't care about that; whatever it is, if they steal it, they just cram it all into their space rings.

Eh, Master, your underwear's all yellow— is the Fomen that austere?

Little thief, you're courting death.

Hearing the Dao Yi Sect disciples' contempt, the Fomen disciples' faces flushed red, they shouted angrily and charged forward to fight to the death.

Another disciple, with a casual swipe, felt something slippery in his hand; turning his head, he saw a bright red dudou appear.

Huh???

He turned his head with a complex gaze— it's definitely a monk, right? How did a dudou come out?

And this Fomen disciple was so embarrassed his teeth chattered.

What are you looking at.

Tsk tsk, you Fomen sure know how to play.

I'll fight you to the death.

The Fomen side was practically going mad—not just these disciples, but even the Fomen holy ones battling Hong Zun and the others high above had flushed faces.

Because not only were the disciples stealing, even these Dao Yi Sect holy ones like Hong Zun were stealing.

Well, this Fomen holy one locked in combat with Hong Zun now has his upper body bare— his kasaya and monk's robe are gone, leaving only a pair of underpants.

A gust blew by, feeling chilly; this Fomen holy one, eyes flashing with killing intent, roared at Hong Zun.

Hong Zun, this old monk will surely kill you today.

Cut the crap, Exploring Cloud Hand.

Upon hearing that, Hong Zun couldn't be bothered to reply, he grabbed with one hand, and that Fomen holy one instantly felt a chill below, instinctively trying to protect himself.

Fortunately he reacted quickly, otherwise even those last underpants would be gone.

You............

What the hell are you, you idiot, grabbing the waistband for what?

Just breathed a sigh of relief, glared angrily at Hong Zun, but at a glance saw that his hand somehow now held a pair of underwear, and why does it look so familiar?

He lowered his head silently, only to see that what his hands were gripping was merely a belt; as for below, it was already completely empty.

His old face flushed red with shame, but since things had come to this, this Fomen holy one simply gave up, angrily flung the belt in his hand aside, and went into battle lightly clad.

"Hong Zun, do you think you can beat me with these petty tricks? Even if you've reduced me to this, what can you do to me? What else can you do to me?"

He angrily charged forward, but being without clothes was indeed somewhat uncomfortable, mainly due to psychological reasons.

Who the hell isn't sick? We're all men, who likes to fight naked?

Hong Zun is skilled in his methods here, but if we're talking about Xiūliàn Exploring Cloud Hand and Following Star Finger to the extreme, that would still be Qing Shi.

He not only Xiūliàn those two techniques to perfection, but also surpassed his teacher, made changes, and integrated them into his own hook technique.

There's no need to be like others, requiring close range to steal.

Qing Shi swung the big hook in his hand; once the hook went out, wherever it caught, that was the spot.

Right now Qing Shi just happened to swing out a hook, and it just happened to snag the prayer beads of the Fomen holy one he was fighting.

"Hand it over."

Then, with a slight exertion, the prayer beads were instantly hooked onto Qing Shi's hand.

"Qing Shi, you're courting death."

Not to mention the prayer beads, just now the space ring on his hand was somehow hooked away by Qing Shi in a daze.

This made the Fomen holy one furious.

"Yo, it's still a high-quality treasure, not bad."

After a glance, Qing Shi smilingly stored the prayer beads into his own space ring; seeing this, the Fomen holy one, without a word, angrily rushed forward to fight to the death.

After just a few rounds, even the remaining undershorts were gone.

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