Chapter 926: Old Third Xu Tears Up Sadly

Judging by the results, this Death-Dealing Pill indeed perfectly countered the Immortal Holy Land.

But as soon as the matter of food came up, everyone fell silent; the lesson from Dao Yi Shengdi was right before their eyes, ah.

Especially the Jade Pool Holy Land, all female cultivators, with even thinner skins.

"Let's talk about this later."

In the end, an elder ancestor of the Jade Pool Holy Land changed the subject, saying this thing is so edible that if we keep eating it we'll end up embarrassing ourselves completely.

Because the disciples of Dao Yi Shengdi are currently muddle-headed, after discussion the two holy lands acted together, temporarily suppressing Dao Yi Shengdi.

However, saying it's control is less fitting than saying they're attending to them.

For example, the Dao Yi Shengdi disciple who was dancing with a dog has now been replaced by a Cloud Vine Holy Land disciple.

Held affectionately in his arms and constantly swaying in dance, this Cloud Vine Holy Land disciple was about to cry, while the Jade Pool Holy Land disciple beside him kept encouraging him.

"Shī xiōng, keep going, this is all for the Human Race."

"I............"

Being hugged and danced with by a big man, this feeling just doesn't feel right at all.

Moreover, the disciples who had sworn brotherhood with their spirit pets now have those spirit pets replaced by two Jade Pool Holy Land disciples.

"Big Brother, Third Brother."

"Second Brother, Big Brother."

"Second Brother, Third Brother."

Looking at the Dao Yi Shengdi disciple with a heroic spirit reaching the clouds, the two Jade Pool Holy Land disciples replied with choked voices.

And then this guy suddenly threw out a line.

"Why are your pectoral muscles so well-developed, you two younger brothers?"

"I#%￥##￥%#"

Hearing that, the two Jade Pool Holy Land disciples almost cursed, "You're not muddle-headed, are you?" It's clear to see—they deliberately dressed as men in very loose clothing.

"You two younger brothers are truly outstanding among people; even your pectoral muscles are so... extraordinarily dignified."

Furthermore, take Qi Xiong, who regards himself as the will of Heaven; at this moment the Cloud Vine Holy Land's Shèngzhǔ squats alongside him with a constipated expression.

Having perfectly taken over the role of heaven and earth's laws, he obediently listens to Qi Xiong's teachings beside him.

"Heaven and earth have their own set of rules, so we must not meddle arbitrarily; do you understand these matters?"

"What Heaven says, I understand."

"Understanding is good, but you still lack some experience, ah."

"I..............."

Thanks to the efforts of the two holy lands, the Five Alliances, and all sides, we barely managed to get through this hellish day.

Not only were the Cloud Vine Holy Land and Jade Pool Holy Land inside Tianhong Guan affected; on this day, all major human race sects were heavily toyed with by Dao Yi Shengdi.

However, after a night passed, by the next morning everything had finally returned to calm.

However, when a Dao Yi Shengdi disciple woke up and found the Cloud Vine Holy Land and Jade Pool Holy Land disciples doing something beside his bed, he was suddenly startled.

"Who... who are you?"

"What... what did you do to me?"

Hearing these shrill cries, the Cloud Vine Holy Land said nothing, after all there are many male disciples; but the Jade Pool Holy Land disciples were each left speechless.

What can I do? I damn guarded you all night here, dancing with you, and sworn brotherhood with you—what do you want me to do?

Meanwhile, all the Dao Yi Shengdi disciples felt wronged, like little daughters-in-law.

But at least things are now normal; carrying complex feelings, the disciples of the two holy lands left one after another.

In the end, they learned the full story from bystanders; Dao Yi Shengdi's reaction was completely beyond anyone's expectation.

Having caused such a big joke, everyone thought about offering a few words of comfort, after all he is a hero of the Human Race.

But they didn't take it to heart at all; after recovering, they just went about their business.

Still, we underestimated Dao Yi Shengdi—anyone who can join or survive in Dao Yi Shengdi certainly wouldn't lack even this bit of ability.

As long as I'm not embarrassed, then the embarrassment belongs to others.

Besides, for the sake of a meal, does Dao Yi Shengdi still have few jokes to its name?

"No wonder it's Dao Yi Shengdi."

Seeing the Dao Yi Shengdi disciples completely unfazed, someone couldn't help but sigh.

If the same thing happened to them, they'd probably be too ashamed to show their faces.

However, there are naturally those who feel downcast, and the foremost among them is Xu Jie.

Once again rebuffed, Qin Qing now completely ignores him.

Sitting dejectedly in Yuàn zhōng, holding a pot of wine, he looks utterly joyless.

"Third Martial Brother, look who's come back."

Just then, Zhao Zhengping strode in eagerly, followed by Ye Zhangqing, Liu Shuang, Lu Youyou, Wang Yao, and others.

Although Xu Jie used to see Ye Zhangqing excited and would react, this time he remained silent, merely taking a sip of bitter wine, with a clear tear slowly trickling from the corner of his eye.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Xu Jie like this, Ye Zhangqing curiously asked Zhao Zhengping beside him.

"He's heartbroken."

Upon hearing that, Zhao Zhengping pursed his lips; he also knew about Qin Qing's matter, stepped forward, looked at the dazed Xu Jie, and said frustratedly.

"A real man aspires to govern the world; how can he be depressed over a woman? Third Martial Brother, snap out of it."

But upon hearing this, Xu Jie slowly said:

"But she is my whole world."

Huh???

Upon hearing that, Ye Zhangqing, who had come along, was taken aback—how awkward these words sound.

He gave Xu Jie a weird look—this guy couldn't really be hurt, could he?

"Shī xiōng, you eating? I'll fix you a little side dish."

He asked tentatively; upon hearing that, Xu Jie replied, still expressionless.

"It doesn't matter anymore."

Huh???

Not even eating? He must really be hurt. Seeing Xu Jie like this, Ye Zhangqing also felt somewhat helpless.

In the end, to comfort Xu Jie, Ye Zhangqing still made a table of home-cooked dishes.

Originally, Zhao Zhengping, Liu Shuang, and the others also wanted to persuade him.

"Third Junior Brother, no matter what, you have to eat this meal."

"Yeah, whatever it is, we can talk after we finish eating."

"Shī xiōng, this is specially made by Zhangqing for you—once we pass this village, there won't be such a shop anymore."

Under everyone's urging, Xu Jie finally managed to sit down.

I thought he'd have no appetite next, but just as everyone was wondering how to continue comforting him, Xu Jie silently started eating voraciously.

Seeing him eat even faster than before, Zhao Zhengping and the others' faces darkened instantly.

You're not faking it, are you?

"Junior Brother, you..............."

"Senior Brother, I don't want to live anymore."

Huh???

"Shī xiōng, you really..........."

"Fourth Junior Sister, Shī xiōng's heart is aching—without Qing'er, how can I keep living? Wah wah wah...... This stir-fried meat is delicious."

Whenever someone tried to speak, Xu Jie acted as if he didn't want to live, yet his hands and mouth kept moving without missing a beat.

Seeing this, everyone was stunned from time to time, and occasionally muttered indistinctly.