Chapter 116: Very Panicked, What Do I Do? Online, Urgent

The video was quickly edited and uploaded.

One must understand that, as the world's sole superpower, the collapse of the Statue of Liberty in the U. S. would naturally attract attention from every country, especially Japan and South Korea, whose ties with the U. S. ran deep — a godfather and godson relationship.

The U. S. netizens' comments also reached Japan, and Japanese netizens immediately exploded, realizing that not only were Japanese mythological ghosts and monsters real, but foreign ones were too.

"I'm really curious now — was this spit from God, or from Allah, or did the two of them spit together?"

Many netizens were curious.

Before the discussion could even begin, one netizen suddenly typed out a line.

"Stop discussing this stuff — the Departed King has uploaded a new video!"

After this line, the netizen helpfully pasted the link to the Departed King's video.

The netizens were thrilled.

Compared to the suspected appearance of gods abroad, they cared more about the supernatural developments in their own country, especially the Departed King — this still-mysterious transcendent.

"I'm not seeing things, am I? The Departed King even filmed gods from other countries?!"

The netizens rubbed their eyes, looking back and forth at the title of the video the Departed King had posted, confirming they hadn't misread it.

Video title: "File — Statue of Liberty"

At this moment.

Countless netizens hadn't even clicked the video, yet were already astonished just by the title.

"The Departed King is way too amazing — his reach has even extended abroad." A netizen muttered to himself, his expression a mix of excitement and pride.

This was a transcendent of their own country!

With surging emotions, they clicked open the video.

【Attention all! High energy from the start! High energy from the start!】

【High energy ahead! Have your quick-acting heart pills ready】

【Friendly reminder — friends watching the video, please set up the 120 emergency hotline quick-dial first】

Dense high-energy and reminder bullet comments left the netizens dumbfounded.

High energy right from the start? I haven't even prepared myself mentally.

Just as they were thinking this, the video had already begun playing.

"This!!"

"Holy crap, this isn't God or Allah, is it."

"Why is God wearing an onmyoji robe?"

"Am I seeing things? Does Allah really have such a Japanese-looking face?"

In the footage, Abe no Ontake Maro, dressed in an onmyoji robe, spat a mouthful of saliva toward the sky.

This scene stunned countless netizens, who vaguely sensed that things didn't seem to be what the U. S. netizens had imagined. Immediately after, the camera followed the spit, shooting vertically, the overhead view gradually pulling farther back.

The spit flew out from the courtyard, up into the sky, revealing the courtyard scenery below it, the surrounding scenery, the city scenery…

As the scenery expanded, the bullet comments surged, increasing in a straight line.

【A Japanese courtyard!!】

【Holy mother of God, this is Japan — Aichi Prefecture. I live right here. Holy crap, the video filmed my house】

【It's definitely Japan, I have proof — that girl running down the next street with bread in her mouth in the video is me!!】

【So the real culprit behind the destruction of the Statue of Liberty isn't God or Allah, but a Japanese transcendent?!】

【No, I need a moment — the truth is too explosive, my nose is even bleeding.】

Countless netizens went wild; shouts and screams erupted in Japanese households, subways, buses, and other places.

Then they saw in the video the spit flying into the sky, out of Japan, across the Pacific Ocean, into the U. S., smashing the Statue of Liberty apart.

The video was very short — the shortest one the Departed King had posted so far, bar none.

In a mere one-minute video, people stared at the spit, unblinking, watching it fly and fly, all the way to the Statue of Liberty.

This process was dull and monotonous.

But not a single person found it dull — they watched quietly and with relish, without blinking, growing more and more stirred, their blood surging.

They had never imagined that one day, they would watch someone spit and be so mesmerized.

Clearly they weren't masochists, nor perverts watching adult videos where a woman spits at a man — yet they were excited watching it.

And as, in the video, the spit reached the Hudson River where the Statue of Liberty stood.

They clearly saw a new change.

Bullet comments of one uniform message flooded the screen.

【Congratulations!! The world record for the farthest spit has been born!!】

【Congratulations!! The world record for the farthest spit has been born!!】

【Congratulations!! The world record for the farthest spit has been born!!】

…

Tens of thousands of bullet comments piled up, covering the screen.

Then another tens of thousands of identical bullet comments flooded the screen.

【BOOM!】

【BOOM!】

【BOOM!】

…

As the bullet comments surged, the spit in the video happened to smash into the Statue of Liberty.

Under the gaze of all, a thunderous roar — the Statue of Liberty collapsed and crumbled, leaving only a pair of feet on the pedestal.

At this moment, the bullet comments reached the highest peak of this video in all of history.

All sorts of bullet comments flew up. One could see every netizen who had watched this far, all typing on their keyboards. After sending one bullet comment, they did not stop, continuing to type and send another, again and again, endlessly.

【Shocking! The American goddess was blown up by a middle-aged man!!】

【Too tragic, only the feet are left】

【Where are the foot fetishists, quick look, there's the goddess's legs! Quick, lick!】

【Although I really want to express condolences, want to observe a minute of silence, but for some reason I laughed for three minutes, and I still haven't stopped laughing.】

【I saw it, I saw the future!! When Americans see us spit, they run like they saw an Arab about to toss a backpack, legs going, shouting, run! run!】

【I want to ask where I can learn such badass spitting, I'll pay whatever fee.】

【So from now on, when threatening people, can we just say, believe it or not, I'll spit and kill you.】

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Hokkaido University dormitory, Japan.

"Yuki, what are you doing?" Arita Yuki's roommate saw Yuki tinkering with his computer, and looking at the content, saw he was sending messages in English.

Arita Yuki did not hide it.

"I'm sending a video to my American friend."

The roommate leaned in to look, and the video was precisely the "File — Statue of Liberty" video.

Similar situations played out all over Japan.

With strong surprise and a schadenfreude mindset, many Japanese netizens forwarded the video to American netizens they knew, and some even forwarded it to America's largest forums and other websites.

Very quickly.

The Japanese video spread to America at the speed of a thunderstorm, sweeping across the American internet.

American netizens who saw the video were stunned, dumbfounded, their minds momentarily blank, unable to process what they were seeing.

Once they came to their senses.

"F**k!! The spit came all the way from Asia?!"

Without exception, upon learning the truth, the expressions on American netizens' faces all collapsed.

The most collapsed expression belonged to that young netizen who had speculated about God and Allah negotiating. One second his face was full of smiles, the next second it was a deadpan expression, the corner of his mouth twitching violently.

Then he roared and shouted, f**k God! F**k Allah! F**k America! F**k the whole world! Is America just getting ridden like this?!

Also at this time.

A piece of news came out from Japan, and the information swept through Japan and America.

The one who spat was a Japanese transcendent, a Japanese figure from a thousand years ago, Abe Mitake Maro.

Upon learning the news.

The American netizens' mentality completely collapsed.

It seemed, our country was only established two hundred years ago, roughly just enough to be the fractional age of that person called Abe Mitake Maro, and it was simply impossible to find a historical figure who could compare to Abe Mitake Maro.

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