Chapter 1229

"Dog, lying on the ground, brother, I, eat shit, what kind of sentence did you form with these words?"

Gao Yang's voice rose.

Gao Ling stood to the side, her small hands behind her back, and said almost without thinking, "I am watching brother lying on the ground eating dog shit."

Gao Yang's expression twitched, a head full of black lines, "Ling'er, didn't you notice any problem with this sentence?"

He stared at Gao Ling and took a deep breath.

When Gao Ling heard this, she shook her head directly.

Gao Yang raised his voice: "Is this sentence correct? How hungry must brother be to actually lie on the ground and eat dog shit?"

"Reorganize!"

Gao Ling was very obedient; after thinking slightly, her eyes lit up and she continued: "I am lying on the ground watching brother eat dog shit."

Gao Yang: "..."

He couldn't hold it anymore.

"No, is that dog shit so delicious?"

Gao Ling shook her head, "Not delicious."

Gao Yang's face was dark, his expression tight; he couldn't bear it anymore, his voice was louder, with great penetrating power: "It's not delicious, and you still keep telling brother to eat dog shit?"

"This is wrong, do it again!"

Gao Ling responded aggrievedly, "Oh."

But she was still very sensible; in a flash, she formed another sentence.

"The dog is lying on the ground watching my brother eat shit."

Gao Yang's forehead veins jumped, and he was vaguely on the verge of exploding.

He warned himself internally: calm down, must calm down.

When dealing with children, especially children who started learning late, one must be patient.

He took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to beat Gao Ling.

"Ling'er, judging by what you mean, does brother have to eat this shit today?"

"Among these keywords, can't you turn brother into a dog?"

"Brother turns into a dog—isn't the meaning of this sentence smooth and reasonable?"

But Gao Ling shook her head seriously and said, "Ling'er doesn't want brother to turn into a dog."

"Brother is a human, not a dog."

Gao Yang's expression softened slightly; it seemed that in Gao Ling's heart, she still respected him quite a bit.

He shouldn't have been so loud.

A child, what bad intentions could she have?

So Gao Yang softened his tone and said.

"Brother didn't mean that; brother meant that you could completely swap the positions of brother and dog in this sentence."

"Brother is watching the dog lying on the ground eating shit; isn't it smooth now?"

Gao Yang said as softly as possible.

Gao Ling thought slightly, then shook her head firmly and said.

"The dog is so cute, I can't bear to let the doggy eat shit; brother should eat it instead."