Chapter 1239

"Daring to mention this in front of me, you, Gao Yang, can be considered the first person in history!"

Gao Yang looked innocent and said, "Your Majesty, is it a crime to pour the antidote on a finger?"

"Could it be that a finger is also a sign of great disrespect?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Wu Zhao's expression was astonished.

"A finger?"

Gao Yang's eyes were extremely innocent, and he nodded, "Yes, the so-called choice, since it is difficult to choose, why not reverse the choice, pour the antidote on the finger, and whoever is willing to come up, lives!"

Wu Zhao: "..."

She certainly didn't believe these words.

But Gao Yang really didn't say exactly what it was, so she really couldn't say.

After all, she didn't have this thing.

Therefore, Wu Zhao said with deep meaning, "Minister Gao, you had better be talking about a finger."

"Your subject is pure, and I don't understand the subtext of what Your Majesty and Father are saying."

This sentence directly countered Wu Zhao, Gao Feng, and the others.

But almost everyone knew exactly what Gao Yang was talking about.

Gao Linyuan sighed, "A finger is good; pour the antidote on the finger and let that senior sister and the princess choose for themselves."

"Whoever is proactive first, lives!"

"Wonderful!"

Wu Zhao continued, "I have witnessed the perverted method Minister Gao spoke of, and I also understand what it is; Minister Gao doesn't need to be so circuitous."

"Today is purely to discuss the century-old problem of the Mohist School; words are not to be passed to outsiders, so Minister Gao can just speak, no need to be so roundabout. How can there be any taboos when discussing knowledge!"

"Speak properly, what exactly is it?"

Wu Zhao asked, full of majesty.

Seeing this, Gao Yang said directly, "Alright, the finger was just my lie; it's a penis."

That word was too unrefined, especially for the scholars and literati of Da Qian to argue, as they felt it lacked style, so the term 'penis' came into being.

Wu Zhao: "..."

Gao Feng: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Gao Yang was honest and quick-witted to an unbelievable degree.

"Then what about the scientific method?"

Wu Zhao, after all, was a woman, and after her curiosity was satisfied, she changed the subject.

Ever since Gao Yang spoke of science, Wu Zhao had been extremely interested in this discipline.

And from the pulley system to the power of gunpowder, in Wu Zhao's heart, science was sacred and could not be defiled.

This scientific solution must be extremely reasonable!

Having experienced the ear-piercing nature of the perverted method, she now urgently needed the scientific method to wash her ears.

On the side, Shangguan Wan'er was the same.

Her yearning for mathematics and for sacred science was simply beyond words.

She was also extremely curious in her heart about what this scientific method was!

Everyone's gazes gathered, and Gao Yang tightened his face and said with a straight face, "To use the scientific method for this problem, one must mention rectal administration."

"As everyone knows, the antidote is either swallowed directly or dissolved in water and swallowed, but in the end, it is oral medication. But according to the knowledge I have studied, rectal administration has twice the efficacy of oral medication!"

"It avoids the mouth, throat, and stomach organs, going directly to the intestinal tract!"

"One portion of the antidote, if administered rectally, increases efficiency by two times, so if divided into two, both the senior sister and the Great Qin princess can live!"

As soon as these words were spoken.

Everyone was completely stunned.

"Rectal administration?"

"Since it doesn't enter through the mouth, then where from?"

Wu Zhao asked subconsciously.

Gao Yang took the fan from Gao Changwen's hand, fanned it gently, and then smiled at everyone, "If not from above, then naturally from below—through the ass!"

The words fell.

Like a storm, it suddenly swept in, causing everyone to petrify in unison.

"Through... the ass?"

"Rectal administration means this?"

Wu Zhao was shocked.

Gao Feng was also stunned.

This unfilial son was too daring to speak, and these tricks were even more ferocious than before!

Gao Changwen was excited and full of admiration.

As expected of his elder brother; when it came to being perverted, no one in the entire Changancheng, no, the entire Da Qian, the entire Seven Kingdoms, could surpass him.

This statement was too heaven-defying!

This hand of rectal administration seemed to open a new world for Gao Changwen.

So different administration methods involved absorption efficiency!

If the occasion weren't wrong, Gao Changwen would have wanted to kneel to Gao Yang... his elder brother only made a slight move, and he was already the strongest in Da Qian!

This statement would definitely shock those old Mohist men!

"Then how should one administer rectally?"

Gao Linyuan was really curious and asked.

Gao Yang rubbed his forehead, touched the bridge of his nose, and said, "Considering the lack of prerequisites, the critical situation, and limited conditions, I'm afraid we have to use an object of the body to reach the lesion directly to save both their lives!"

"Of course, without a hint of desire, it is entirely sacred life-saving!"