Chapter 1343: Careless, the Living Yama's dumbfoundedness
"You can't."
Gao Yang stared at Liu Yiming, who was full of longing, with wrinkles almost piling up on his face, and then shook his head, saying in a firm tone.
Upon hearing this, Liu Yiming felt as if he had been struck hard.
This was the long-lost Ghost Gate Thirteen Needles from ancient books; he had witnessed its magic with his own eyes, could he be about to miss out on it?
"Lord Gao, could it be that the Wry-Mouthed War God only teaches one person? Having accepted Lord Gao, he cannot accept a second person?"
Liu Yiming spoke, his tone somewhat urgent.
Gao Yang looked helpless, but to make Liu Yiming give up, he patted Liu Yiming on the shoulder and said with full seriousness,
"Physician Liu, that's not it, it's just that the conditions for the Ghost Gate Thirteen Needles are extremely harsh; it requires a 'Pure Yang Body', which is what is called a virgin body."
"Great Physician Liu, this condition does not fit you at all."
Gao Yang said earnestly.
A healer can bring the dead back to life and save lives, but can also kill, so unless it's a last resort, it's best not to offend them.
Especially military physicians, who are crucial in the army; although he wasn't injured, he should still be cautious.
With Liu Yiming's age, this was his polite refusal.
But as soon as Gao Yang said this, Liu Yiming was exhilarated, clapping his hands with full celebration and laughing heartily.
"Lord Gao, it's Heaven's will!"
"This old man is exactly a virgin; I happen to meet the Wry-Mouthed War God's conditions!"
Liu Yiming laughed loudly and said toward Gao Yang.
Instantly, Gao Yang was full of disbelief.
He stared at the wrinkles on Liu Yiming's face and his aged countenance, saying incredibly,
"Physician Liu, you can't lie about this, otherwise you will explode and die!"
"At your age, you are still a virgin?"
Liu Yiming saw this and said with full seriousness, "Lord Gao, can this old man lie about this?"
"In this old man's heart, those of us who study medicine should stay away from women; women only affect the speed of my medical studies, what use are they?"
"I didn't expect that keeping my virgin body for over fifty years would actually come in handy today; this is truly Heaven's will!"
Gao Yang: "..."
Damn it, I was careless!
But there was no way, the words were already out, so Gao Yang could only say, "It seems it really is Heaven's will."
"The Wry-Mouthed War God likes a wry smile the most, full of evil intent; so Physician Liu, practice the wry smile diligently. When the Wry-Mouthed War God returns, this official will personally introduce you."
Liu Yiming said with immense gratitude, "This old man thanks Lord Gao!"
"This old man will definitely practice the wry smile diligently!"
Saying this, Liu Yiming even pulled his mouth, hooked the corners of his lips, and an evil look appeared in his eyes.
Gao Yang exchanged a few more polite words and then left.
For the Wry-Mouthed War God to return, either his daughter would have to be chained up eating dog food, or his wife would have to be sent to a brothel.
Anyway, this battle was over; upon returning to Changan, he would find an excuse to stall, and this matter would pass.
But he also admired Liu Yiming; he actually didn't seek to learn from him, but was determined to find the Wry-Mouthed War God.
This brain is indeed a bit different.
Inside the tent.
Wang Zhong was full of excitement and walked quickly toward Wang Xiao.
He spoke while walking, "Xiao'er, this time you owe it to Lord Gao; I didn't expect him to be so straightforward!"
"It seems I had some misunderstandings about him before."
Wang Zhong felt a trace of guilt in his heart and spoke to Wang Xiao on the bed.
Wang Xiao looked at Wang Zhong, his expression very complex.
"Xiao'er, why aren't you speaking?" Wang Zhong noticed something strange and could not help but ask curiously.
Wang Xiao sighed and said, "Father, the child was actually pretending to faint; I wasn't really unconscious."
One sentence directly made the smile on Wang Zhong's face stiffen.
"What?"
"Xiao'er, why would you pretend to faint for no reason?" Wang Zhong looked puzzled.
He had never thought of this possibility.
Why faint when you're fine? ===== CHAPTER 1345 =====
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