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Chapter 1532

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"Father, what's the situation? Your child has only been away from home for a few days, and it's already this explosive? I saw the Da Qian Daily say that our Wang family's sow screams frequently in the middle of the night, the male dog runs away with its tail between its legs, and even a seventy-year-old grandmother is pregnant?"

"Who the hell is this, being so insane?"

Wang Xiao held the Da Qian Daily and questioned.

Upon hearing this, Wang Zhong's face turned black instantly.

He said with a face full of black lines, "It's your father!"

As soon as Wang Zhong said this, Wang Xiao gasped.

"Dad... you..."

"This..."

He was too shocked to speak, and only after a long while did he say, "Dad, the seventy-year-old grandmother is one thing, but the sow screaming in the middle of the night and the male dog running away with its tail between its legs—isn't that too perverted?"

"If Dad is lonely, your child will take you to the brothel; it's better than being on this Da Qian Daily now!"

Slap!

Wang Zhong kicked out, but Wang Xiao dodged it with extremely fast reactions.

"You brat, can't you see this is fake?"

"This is clearly that Living Yama trying to pit my old Wang family, malicious retaliation!"

Wang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

He admitted that the moment Wang Zhong nodded just now, he felt terrible.

He almost thought everything was developing in the uncontrollable direction he had imagined.

"You were hunting outside the city, why did you run back?" Wang Zhong glanced at Wang Xiao and asked.

Wang Xiao picked up the Da Qian Daily in his hand, held it up, and said, "Your child was hunting outside the city, but accidentally heard the news about the Da Qian Daily, so I rushed back."

"Hiss!"

Wang Zhong took a deep breath, his eyes complex.

"How much time has passed since the Da Qian Daily came out, and my son knows about it outside the city? This transmission speed is too terrifying!"

Wang Xiao nodded.

"Father, you don't know how fast the Da Qian Daily spreads; your child just entered the city, passed by the brothel and the Royal No. 1 Club, and now even the top courtesans are actively boycotting the Pei family and promoting bamboo paper, especially one called 'No Coriander', who is incredibly popular!"

Wang Zhong's eyes were gloomy, and it took him a long time to speak: "Although this is fake news, with the speed of the Da Qian Daily's spread, my old Wang family can't hold their heads up either."

"The Living Yama has created a terrifying weapon this time that even I have to retreat three steps from!"

When Wu Zhao gave the order in the Jin Luan Hall, he didn't notice the severity of it, only shocked that Wu Zhao wanted to unify the annotations and curb the scholars of the world.

But now Wang Zhong realized he was wrong, wrong in a big way.

This Da Qian Daily is more terrifying than unifying the annotations!

This time, how should he refute the rumors?

For a time, Wang Zhong's back teeth couldn't help but ache.

Just then,

A big black dog with its tongue out walked over from not far away, swaying.

For a time,

The eyes of the two people and the dog gathered in the air.

Wang Zhong was instantly furious, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted, "Damn it, slaughter the old sow in the mansion today, and take this big black dog too, stew it for soup!"

"Alright!"

Wang Xiao looked fierce and took a step.

But this big black dog wasn't just bragging; its four legs were extremely flexible, and when it smelled danger coming, it immediately ran toward the outside of the mansion.

And as everyone knows, dogs only tuck their tails when they are terrified or extremely afraid; the tail represents the dog's mental state, so there is a secret to petting a dog without being bitten: when a dog tucks its tail, it often means its emotions are extremely unstable and it is easy to bite people, but when a dog raises its tail, it means its emotions are very stable and it is not easy to bite people, but if it bites, it means this secret is not accurate.

Outside the Wang Prefecture gate.

Three idle scholars were holding the Da Qian Daily, curiously staring into the Wang Prefecture.

One said impatiently, "Let's go, this last one is too ridiculous; the old sow screams frequently in the middle of the night, and the black dog runs away with its butt tucked; if this is true, I, like Brother Chi of the Han Lin Academy, will stand on my head and eat two stones of dung!"

The other two heard this and nodded with deep feeling.

They were the same, not holding out hope, just curious to come and watch the fun.

Just as the few were turning to leave.

Suddenly, a big black dog rushed out from the mansion at high speed, its dog eyes terrified, its tail tucked tightly.

As soon as this scene appeared.

"Hiss!"

The three stared wide-eyed, gasping for air.

"This dog... really is running away with its tail tucked!"

"With a bell, I f..., this isn't a female, it's really a male dog!"

"This all matches up; could the rumor be true?"

The scholar who had been spouting nonsense earlier swallowed his saliva; he admitted that he was starting to panic.

At this time.

Following Wang Zhong's order, the servants of the Wang Prefecture also started to take action; five or six servants were pressing down on a two-hundred-pound old sow.

The pig butcher stabbed in with a knife.

But unfortunately, it was off.

Instantly, the old sow let out a shrill scream.

"Hiss!"

The three scholars sat on the ground.

They were stunned, dumbfounded.

"The rumor... the rumor is actually true!"

"Pfft! They used to be more restrained, only acting in the middle of the night, but now they don't even act, they've started in the daytime; both rumors are true, then this seventy-year-old grandmother accidentally pregnant must also be true!"

"Damn it, beasts!"

Wang Zhong didn't know that his unintentional act had accidentally made the rumor even more popular, and it would even be talked about by future generations for a hundred years...

"..." **CHAPTER 1534**

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