Chapter 758

"Damn it!"

Lu Wen was shocked. Thinking of Empress Dowager Xiao's noble face and what was about to happen in the hall, his heart palpitated.

He even moved his body closer, approaching the gap where the two bed boards connected, widening his eyes to peer through the gap, hoping to see something.

But the gap itself was small, only a tiny slit, and it was covered tightly by the golden silk quilt.

"Damn, I can't see anything!"

Lu Wen cursed in his heart. He had originally thought he would be analyzing Gao Yang's motives, which was why he had crawled in here, but then this happened...

Whether Gao Yang was excited or not, he didn't know, but he was quite excited.

Forget it!

Close your eyes, open them again, and it will be over.

If I don't look or listen, what can they do to me?

But at this moment—

*Pfft! *

A muffled sound rang out, appearing very abrupt in the large hall!

Empress Dowager Xiao's body shook, her phoenix eyes landing on Gao Yang, filled with disbelief.

Gao Yang felt the Empress Dowager's gaze and felt somewhat embarrassed.

This situation...

Empress Dowager Xiao was, after all, exquisitely beautiful; being in the same room with such a beauty, Gao Yang still wanted to maintain some decorum.

Atmosphere is sometimes very important!

So he specifically sat on the golden silk quilt on one side, his buttocks pressed tightly against it, and even coughed once; this could cancel out the sound and avoid too much embarrassment.

Who knew that the cough came a bit too fast, and instead, because of the recoil, the sound was actually a bit louder.

"Empress Dowager, this subject was somewhat unrefined for a moment; I hope the Empress Dowager will forgive me," Gao Yang said, rubbing his nose in embarrassment.

Empress Dowager Xiao covered her nose with her jade hand, her brows furrowed tightly.

She smelled a rich scent, but Gao Yang now held her leverage; let alone passing gas, she was already lying on the bed.

How could she possibly punish Gao Yang for great disrespect!

"It is of no consequence!"

"Since ancient times, who can avoid passing gas? It is merely a common human act."

Empress Dowager Xiao spoke, but as soon as the words left her mouth, she caught a glimpse of where Gao Yang was sitting.

She couldn't help but be stunned.

This position, it seems...

Gao Yang was sitting on the golden silk quilt; even she smelled such a rich scent, so the bed board beneath the quilt...

"This subject thanks the Empress Dowager, but what are you looking at?"

Gao Yang replied, then looked at Empress Dowager Xiao with curiosity. Why was she staring at where he was sitting for no reason?

Could it be that she was looking at his lower abdomen?

Gao Yang's body jolted.

Detecting Gao Yang's sharp gaze, Empress Dowager Xiao put on a forced smile, "No, nothing."

"Lord Gao, please massage my neck."

Gao Yang rolled up his sleeves and said, "Empress Dowager, then I shall begin. This ancestral massage technique is guaranteed to make you feel relaxed all over."

Gao Yang sat on the bed, his scorching hands placed on the Empress Dowager's delicate neck; it felt like touching natural jade.

"Empress Dowager, please relax. The palace is not a place outside the law. We focus on treatment and relaxation; please do not make any excessive demands, otherwise, I will have to report you to the authorities!"

Gao Yang's expression was serious.

The Empress Dowager's mouth twitched, and she didn't speak, because her skin was crawling as Gao Yang's large hands moved.

But at this moment, one person was stunned.

"What?"

"He passed gas?"

While Gao Yang and Empress Dowager Xiao were chatting, Lu Wen's eyes suddenly widened.

Originally, Lu Wen hadn't paid attention, but he felt a faint wave of air passing through the golden silk quilt, through the tiny gap between the bed boards, and drilling into this enclosed space that could hold one person.

The next instant, his complexion changed!

"Damn it!"

"So stinky!"

Lu Wen's eyeballs bulged. How to describe this smell? It was as if, in the early years of Da Qian, an old farmer with naturally sweaty feet had worked hard in the fields all day, taken off his socks—which were almost dripping with sweat—and thrown them into an empty, aged pickled vegetable jar, sealing it shut.

Then, the old farmer died, and this jar of pickled vegetables was placed in the coffin as a relic, experiencing the rot inside the coffin. Later, as time passed and years changed, a heavy rain washed out the old farmer's coffin, the jar was exposed, and he, Lu Wen, had picked it up like a treasure, opened it, and sniffed it with all his might.

This smell was so sour and refreshing that it was unbelievable!

Lu Wen almost wanted to push with all his might, lift the bed board, jump out, grab Gao Yang by the sleeve, and angrily question him.

What the hell did he eat this morning to be so stinky!

But his inner reason told him not to be impulsive, otherwise, they would have even more leverage for Gao Yang to grab!

"I will endure!"

Lu Wen held his breath and focused, waiting for the smell to dissipate.

A mere fart would dissipate in a while!

"Lord Gao, what did Chen Sheng say? Can you tell me?"

Empress Dowager Xiao endured the discomfort and asked.

Gao Yang massaged her with his large hands while saying to Empress Dowager Xiao, "Chen Sheng told me everything. I am curious why the Empress Dowager is so muddled?"

"What exactly made the Empress Dowager make such a determined decision?"

Gao Yang continued to fish for information.

Empress Dowager Xiao sensed something was wrong; Gao Yang's tone was like he was fishing for information, not like he knew the whole story.

"Lord Gao, you wouldn't be deliberately fishing for my words, would you?"

Empress Dowager Xiao spoke, her phoenix eyes narrowing.

"Empress Dowager, you are joking. The matter of the Eleventh Imperial Prince, and everything that happened in the palace, I already know like the back of my hand!"

"I am just testing the Empress Dowager's sincerity now!"

When these words were spoken, Empress Dowager Xiao sensed even more that something was wrong.

"Oh?"

"Lord Gao, can you give an example? Anyway, there are no two people in this room; I still prefer Lord Gao to be more direct."

Gao Yang knew that Empress Dowager Xiao was suspicious.

He was just about to speak when another wave of flatulence approached.

"Empress Dowager, wait a moment. A cow died at my residence a few days ago, so I was greedy this morning and ate a bit too much braised beef with soybeans."

"It is truly unrefined, but I will try to be careful, hold it in, and press against the quilt so there will be no sound, to avoid offending the Empress Dowager. I just ask the Empress Dowager to bear with me."

Gao Yang sat on the previous quilt and said to Empress Dowager Xiao.

"Again?"

In the same position?

Empress Dowager Xiao's phoenix eyes changed, and she was at a loss for words.

She had learned of Gao Yang's cunning and schemes, so she didn't dare to speak out to stop him, fearing Gao Yang would become suspicious.

She silently said in her heart, "Prime Minister Lu, I have wronged you."

At this moment—

Lu Wen, hearing this, also suddenly widened his eyes.

He wailed in his heart.

Living Yama, don't!

I'm done for!

And Gao Yang was going to hold it in more this time, trying not to make a sound, but the problem was, as the old saying goes, loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make a sound.

If it wasn't brewed, the power was already so terrifying; once it was brewed, what would happen?

Could it be that this Living Yama had seen through him and was deliberately using this sinister trick just to force him to appear?

For a time, Lu Wen's heart was in chaos. ===== CHAPTER 760 =====