Chapter 760: Wu Xuan's arrival, Empress Dowager Xiao's panic

*Boom! *

Lu Wen was suddenly struck, his pupils widening.

This smell, this smell, it was simply unbelievable!

Lu Wen's brain went blank, his entire body went numb, and he even started to stiffen; he was almost smoked unconscious!

In this world, there really is such a terrifyingly stinky fart!

He is worthy of being Da Qian's number one Living Yama; the plans he makes are the world's most poisonous, and even this fart is the world's most poisonous gas!

Lu Wen covered his nose, his eyes wide, his face filled with despair.

When I, this old man, get out, I will definitely impeach you in court!

Finding an excuse to eat beef is one thing, but actually braising it with soybeans!

"Lord Gao, this smell..."

Empress Dowager Xiao couldn't help it either; she covered her nose, her phoenix eyes furrowing.

But at this moment, compared to herself, she was more worried about Lu Wen under the bed board; don't let him be smoked into jumping out!

Sigh, I shouldn't have let Lu Wen hide inside the bed.

"Empress Dowager, please forgive me; the smell is a bit strong, I will try to control myself."

"Let us continue the massage; the waist and legs are often sore, let me help you relax properly."

Gao Yang spoke and stepped forward.

Empress Dowager Xiao: "..."

"Forget it, I'll endure it!"

"Even Prime Minister Lu hasn't made a sound, I will endure it too!" Empress Dowager Xiao silently said in her heart.

"Lord Gao, you still haven't answered my question."

Empress Dowager Xiao continued to ask.

But this question was clearly impossible to answer; the more one says, the more mistakes one makes.

Thus, he said, "Empress Dowager, I have the feeling again..."

"What?"

"Lord Gao, are you the reincarnation of the Fart King?"

Empress Dowager Xiao was shocked.

What happened to controlling yourself?

Why is this endless?

Lu Wen was also numb, his eyeballs almost popping out; the space here was small, the smell was easy to get in, but trying to dissipate it was as difficult as ascending to heaven!

Don't!

He, Lu Wen, had never begged anyone in his life, but today he really wanted to kowtow to Gao Yang.

I beg you, stop passing them; if it's not working, let's go to the toilet first. Holding it in is not good. If this continues, he really can't take it anymore.

As if hearing Lu Wen's inner weeping, Empress Dowager Xiao hurriedly said, "Lord Gao, it's fine if there's some sound; I actually like to hear some noise."

Gao Yang was stunned.

He looked at Empress Dowager Xiao in disbelief.

A dignified Empress Dowager has this hobby?

Lu Wen wanted to cry; Empress Dowager Xiao's words were worth him following her for a lifetime!

Although it was pitch black all around, surrounded only by the stench, he thought that since the Empress Dowager had spoken, Gao Yang would surely let him off this time, right?

At the very least, don't direct all the farts at his face!

But then, he heard Gao Yang's voice.

"Empress Dowager, this one was a bit late; I will be careful next time!"

Lu Wen: "..."

It doesn't matter!

Although the smell was indeed stinky, and ordinary people couldn't take it for even half a minute, his endurance was not that of an ordinary person.

A mere fart, he, Lu Wen, could handle it!

But the next second—

Lu Wen's complexion changed; he was like a great enemy, because he felt a continuous wave of air rushing toward his face, even blowing the hair on his forehead!

Lu Wen's eyes suddenly widened, and the hair all over his body stood on end!

Damn it!

A chain of farts!

"*Cough! *"

In his shock, Lu Wen couldn't control himself and subconsciously let out a shallow cough, but when he realized it, he instantly covered his mouth tightly.

"What sound?"

Gao Yang had just glanced at Empress Dowager Xiao's rounded waist and plump legs, preparing to lean in, when he heard this cough!

Gao Yang's eyes suddenly narrowed!

Empress Dowager Xiao's eyes instantly became nervous, but she feigned calmness and said, "Lord Gao, where is there a sound? How come I didn't hear it?"

Instantly, Lu Wen held his breath and focused, covering his mouth tightly, not daring to make a sound.

At this very moment, although he was not an adulterer, he had all the feelings of one, and it was extremely realistic; he was terrified of being dragged out by Gao Yang.

Gao Yang's gaze fell on Empress Dowager Xiao's face, especially looking at her eyes, filled with immense oppressive force.

This gaze made Empress Dowager Xiao nervous involuntarily.

Had Gao Yang discovered it?

Suddenly, Gao Yang smiled, "It seems I did hear wrong. In the dignified Empress Dowager's bedchamber, besides me, how could there be the sound of another man!"

"I will continue to massage the Empress Dowager!"

Empress Dowager Xiao instantly felt relieved.

Regardless of whether Gao Yang had seen through it or not, as long as he didn't drag Lu Wen out immediately, that was a good thing.

Lu Wen also breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, a sound came from outside the door, and the sound went from far to near, becoming clearer and clearer.

"Your Highness, you really cannot enter; the Empress Dowager will be angry."

Zhilan's pleading voice rang out.

But then, a very youthful voice followed, "Get out of the way, Mother Empress loves me the most, how could she be angry!"

"I want to see Mother Empress!"

Wu Xuan's voice rang out.

At this moment, Empress Dowager Xiao was stunned.

Her phoenix eyes widened, her expression somewhat surprised, but more so, it was ugly.

The Eleventh Imperial Prince, Wu Xuan, why did he come here suddenly!

Usually it wouldn't matter, but now it was different; she had Gao Yang by her side, and this Gao Yang was... still relaxing her!

If this were bumped into by Wu Xuan, she wouldn't dare to imagine how she would face Wu Xuan in the future.

"Lord Gao, withdraw quickly!"

"If this is bumped into, and you are found on my bed, then both you and I are finished."

Gao Yang chuckled, leaning into the Empress Dowager's ear and saying, "Empress Dowager, I don't think so; I actually think this is more exciting!"

A wave of heat blew into her ear, bringing a tingling sensation; Empress Dowager Xiao was shocked.

"What?"

"More exciting?"

"Lord Gao, are you crazy? You have a close relationship with the Emperor; that's enough, otherwise how will you face the Emperor in the future?"

Empress Dowager Xiao gritted her teeth and spoke.

Gao Yang's skin was extremely thick, and he said, "Empress Dowager, what are you saying? I haven't done anything, and I have no intention of desecrating the Emperor; what is there to be unable to face?"

"On the contrary, Empress Dowager, I advise you to be quieter, so it doesn't reach outside the hall; after all, you wouldn't want His Highness to misunderstand anything, would you?" ===== CHAPTER 762 =====