Chapter 481: Bull Demon King, this poor monk does not eat beef

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Klein: "In today's Ruen Daily, the acting rules of the Church of Evernight's potion system have been leaked. It is reported that only pure boys can get closer to the great Lord of Storms on the path of holy light."

Klein: "By the way, Mr. Su Lin, can you stop blocking the gate of my Sefirah Castle?"

Emiya Emiya Shirou: "Mr. God, that Zelretch sent a request for help, saying that several Emiya Shirous from different world lines have become a bit strange."

Su Lin: "This poor monk modified a few bad endings to resurrect some poor Mr. Emiyas. Is such a miracle supposed to be free?"

Emiya Emiya Shirou: "Thank you very much, but..."

Su Lin: "I think a new family combination of multiple parallel worlds is very good. Currently, we are missing a red-haired, kind-hearted male lead who can cook well and fight."

Emiya Emiya Shirou: "I will tell Zelretch that everything is normal!!!"

Lu Lu Mingfei: "It is said that people who lack love like to watch love stories. Zhou Gong Ruiming paid for it, 50 cents per post, remember to delete the content in the brackets."

Klein: "?"

Su Lin: "Chen Chen Wenwen? Literature Department? I don't like watching love stories of literary youths that die halfway through."

Lu Lu Mingfei: "..."

Damn, this guy's attack power is so high.

Xiao Yan: "Old Ke, aren't you also a virgin? Lu Lu Mingfei, when were you not a virgin? Confess! Big brother doesn't talk about second brother, second brother doesn't talk about third brother!"

Xiao Yan: "Su Lin, that, brother, we are both reborn. Having lived two lives, we shouldn't leave any regrets..."

The first sentence was brotherly affection, the second was the advice of a rational person. Xiao Yan, who already felt he was being targeted by a certain story enthusiast, thought this.

Ye Fan: "Could it be that you are the legendary innate virgin sacred body? Holy Monk, you must tell me which holy nun you have taken a fancy to, and I will go help you propose."

Houraisan Kaguya: "I can assist you in starting the Paradise-ization plan, da☆ze!"

Su Lin: "Thanks, no need. This poor monk, who is twenty-four on his ID card, is not interested in you BBAs."

Houraisan Kaguya: "How rude. I am truly forever seventeen, unlike a certain purple old hag."

Stelle: "Why do you care so much about age?"

Su Lin: "Adult matters, kids stay aside. Remember to drink milk and add an egg for breakfast."

Elaina: "Forbidden to make a move on Stelle!"

Su Lin: "?"

What kind of image do I have in the eyes of this flaky woman?!

Su Lin directly closed the chat group, handed the porridge ladle used for alms and disaster relief to a monk, and told him to remember to add some processed monster meat to the porridge.

He took the tea leaves handed over by Golden Horn and asked suspiciously, "Just this?"

"Just... just this." Golden Horn's body trembled.

Silver Horn explained, "Holy Monk Master! After the two of us descended from the Great Luo Heaven and transformed into demon bodies, although we occupied a treasure land, we also look down on most things in this mortal world!"

Thinking about it, that made sense. After all, they were acolytes by the side of the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord; what good things hadn't they seen, and what treasures didn't they have? The treasures that mortal demons flocked to probably had no value to them.

A box of tea leaves, some cinnabar immortal fruits, some barely valuable magical artifacts, and some homemade wine and air-dried meat were all they had.

"You are a senior after all." Meng Qi watched Su Lin unscrupulously looting Golden Horn and Silver Horn's family fortune and couldn't help but say, "Leave some for my two disciples."

"As long as Holy Monk Master likes it!" Silver Horn was truly terrified. Everyone present was on equal footing with their master, and he and Golden Horn felt like they were walking on thin ice every day.

"Forget it, put it in the porridge and stew it all together." Su Lin waved his hand, ultimately mindful of Meng Qi's very scheming "senior" remark.

"This King of Wuji Kingdom, isn't it said that he was impersonated by a lion demon? As a result, the person has gone missing." Shi Hao's gaze swept over the petty thieves among the refugees, instantly intimidating the group.

It wasn't until their group arrived at the royal city of Wuji Kingdom that the demons and evil spirits disappeared within a hundred-mile radius.

"Maybe they were killed by the reincarnators this time," Meng Qi said. "Who can say for sure?"

The list of reincarnator identities obtained from Li Qingfeng didn't include a lion demon, but perhaps that list had omissions.

It was just hard on these commoners.

Meng Qi looked at the surging crowd, which was not much different from the famine he saw in Daliang at the time.

"There are no ghosts in the underworld, so the former king cannot return his soul." Su Lin scanned the refugees in rags. "And although the lion demon is a fake king, this country was actually governed quite well under him; the weather was favorable, and there were no demons."

Now, it was the exact opposite.

Although Su Lin and the others had come, they could save them for a while, but not for a lifetime. The one who tied the bell must be the one to untie it.

That is, the reincarnators entrenched on Spirit Mountain and the Wounds of Heaven in the infinite heights were the key to the problem.

Silver Horn reminded, "Masters, the lion demon might have been taken back by the fake Manjushri. He was originally a monster sent out by Manjushri Bodhisattva."

After seeing Master Zhenyuan's fate, although the two brothers couldn't figure out which great divine beings made up their master's team, they were exceptionally "respectful" to this Tang Monk who killed while chanting Buddha's name without the slightest hesitation.

"My Ginseng Fruit hasn't been delivered yet. Taibai Taibai Jinxing wouldn't want to renege on the debt, would he?" Su Lin looked at the sky and said, "Monkey, are you interested in causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace one more time?"

"There is a saying that a day in heaven is a year on earth. Master, please be patient." Meng Qi wiped his sweat.

In the past few days, Golden Horn and Silver Horn had determined one thing through observation: their master also had no way to deal with this monk.

"Monkey Brother, my stomach is so hungry." Shi Hao said, half-acting and half-truthfully:

"The last one was a skeleton. If it were a demon, that would be fine; it could be ground into powder and boiled into soup. But it was a human skeleton. Can't you use your Somersault Cloud to help me and Master get some meat to eat?"

Meng Qi said helplessly, "Zhu Bajie, you ate a monster ten minutes ago."

This Zhu Zhu Bajie was also a monster among monsters, eating several monsters a day, and sometimes even specifically going to places outside the westward route to catch man-eating demon immortals to eat.

"Nana, what I said is the truth. You and Miaomiao are the same person."

"Don't cry, I really only love you both! You'll know when you go to White Jade Capital with me next time."

"Enough talk, Brother Su and Brother Meng are still waiting for me. You guys share these immortal pills and meat. I'll get you some Flat Peaches another day."

'Sha Sha Wujing' talked to an open space portal for a long time; his mental state seemed not quite normal.

"Doctor Yi, what are you talking about? Did this world also have a Heavenly Court before? Speaking of which, I did see mythological stories like Lu Dongbin before..."

"Should I take a world and reopen the sky to make it a Journey to the West world? Let's not. We'll talk about it next time we come back. Once the monks on Spirit Mountain finish their alms, this clone of mine will dissipate."

Hopefully, it was this Sha Sha Wujing who was crazy and not them.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn forced themselves to move their eyes away from the crazy monk Sha Sha Wujing over there.

Shi Hao used divine light to condense a long string of names and corresponding races in the air, saying:

"Its name was not on the list obtained before. It might have been controlled by Spirit Mountain, or it might have been killed this time."

After so many Journey to the Wests, only two types of monsters were still alive: one had a background in the Heavenly Court, and the second was powerful.

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"It doesn't matter." Su Lin thought for a while and checked several names on the list in the void:

"There is a fish in the Tongtian River, a green ox on Jindou Mountain, a cow in the Women's Kingdom, and the Nine-Headed Insect is also confirmed to be alive. The Centipede Demon in Yellow Flower Temple doesn't seem to have done anything bad."

"The Lion Demon, White Elephant Demon, and Golden-Winged Great Peng in the Lion Camel Cave—it is said that no reincarnator dares to provoke these three."

"Let's focus on these places first and temper ourselves. Sun Wukong, what do you want to say?"

"The green ox on Jindou Mountain and the Bull Demon King—should we reconsider?" Meng Qi said. "For the sake of my face."

"But there are no more cows behind," Su Lin said dejectedly.

"You, this Tang Master Sanzang, are a bit rebellious," Meng Qi sighed and advised, "After we return to the Real World, I will find a way to bring you a better one."

The green ox was the mount of the Elderly Lord, and the Bull Demon King was Sun Sun Wukong's sworn brother. Although he didn't know what the situation was now, at least he couldn't let these two brothers be put directly on the dining table.

"Reporting to the Heavenly Buddha Venerable, the food for disaster relief has been distributed." A monk carrying a Buddha tablet asked respectfully: "Three thousand Bhikkhuni and one hundred and eight Arhats, and twelve Bodhisattvas are listening to the Five Wisdom Tathagatas preaching the Dharma at the Great Thunder Sound Temple on Spirit Mountain. Is it necessary to..."

Su Lin shook his head and put on a compassionate face as 'Buddha Sword' approached: "No, you go back first. Leave this to us."

"Respecting the decree of the Heavenly Buddha Venerable," Buddha Sword bowed.

This was actually something the Five Wisdom Tathagatas asked him to inquire about. If necessary, all the monks in the five realms of Buddhism could be dispatched to save the common people from fire and water.

Since the Heavenly Buddha Venerable let them go back first, he must have his own unique wisdom in his arrangements.

"Speaking of which, the Rascal Dragon side also follows your lead. Are you interested in launching an otherworldly hegemony that shocks the world? Mr. God." Klein asked with a blank expression.

"Why would I do such a thing?" Su Lin asked back. "Is it fun to do these things? Don't actors cost money? Mr. Klein, who has the lowest performance among employees this month, are you clear-headed?"

You look quite clear-headed.

Klein breathed a slight sigh of relief.

Heavenly Buddha Venerable of the Great Thunder Sound Temple on Spirit Mountain.

In the orderly queue of disaster victims, an old man holding a porridge bowl heard the conversation of the monks in front and narrowed his eyes.

"Layman, do you want some more?" an old monk with white eyebrows and a long beard asked.

The old man came back to his senses, tears and emotion flowing in his eyes. He asked the monk who was giving alms in front:

"Great Master, my family's survival depends entirely on the Great Master's kindness today. Please leave the honorable names of you Great Masters. When the natural disaster passes and Wuji Kingdom returns to the past, we will definitely worship you day and night for generations!"

"Not so." The old monk chanted Amitabha and said:

"We are all practitioners of the Great Thunder Sound Temple on Spirit Mountain. What we do today is because the Heavenly Buddha Venerable saw that the people here were living in misery, and specifically ordered us to bring food for disaster relief."

"Heavenly Buddha Venerable?" The old man held the rice porridge tremblingly and bowed, asking humbly: "I have heard of the Great Thunder Sound Temple on Spirit Mountain, but may I ask, Great Master, whose title is this Heavenly Buddha Venerable? This old man has never heard of it..."

The old monk put his hands together and said:

"Sentient beings have the appearance of self, the appearance of others, the appearance of sentient beings, and the appearance of life."

"The Heavenly Buddha orders entry into the Nirvana without remainder, non-phase almsgiving, all phases are non-phases, this is called..."

"Tathagata Shakyamuni."

The old man's porridge bowl fell to the ground. He realized that everything the other party said was true and staggered back two steps.

"Tathagata... Tathagata?!"

"Are you here? I am here."

A hand grabbed the old man's shoulder. He turned his head; it was Su Lin, with frost-white hair, dressed in white monk robes, and with immeasurable Buddha light permeating his body.

"Pajun, is it a surprise?"

*Swish—! *

The old man's figure shattered like a dream bubble, leaving no trace.

Su Lin looked at his empty hand, paused, and smiled: "I didn't believe you wouldn't come to scout for information after experiencing the last situation."

When traveling abroad, you give yourself face.

Today you can fill in Tathagata for your profession, and tomorrow you can fill in Christ. There are many Shakyamunis in the myriad worlds.

"Still a Buddha enemy, hehe." Su Lin looked at the monks over there and said: "Before going back, follow the Siji Siling to the other world I manage."

Using the Moon Universe as a transit point to prevent some demons, monsters, or other things from attaching to this group of monks. If there are any, then you can solve some blind guys along the way.

Frost withers the red leaves, the forest is thin; rain ripens the yellow millet, everywhere is full. The sun warms the mountain plums, opening the morning colors; the wind shakes the mountain bamboo, moving the cold sound.

"My Bull Saint Infant, you really know how to pick a place." The Bull Demon King stood with his hands on his hips, looking at this landscape of warm-colored mountain ridges where autumn had not yet faded, holding the Red Boy in his arms, and asked:

"But why didn't you choose your Fire Cloud Cave? You've been naughty and ran out to establish your own portal for so many years, and you've never let your father go see it."

"Father, that Tang Monk runs too fast." Red Boy had a bitter face and acted like a spoiled child: "In one night, he even crossed the Tongtian River."

"Just treat it as enjoying the mountains and water in the suburbs, and eat some Tang Monk meat when you're tired." Princess Iron Fan smiled from the side.

"My wife is right." The Bull Demon King nodded, but hesitated: "Wife, but that monkey was on par with me five hundred years ago. If we really fight, it's hard to say who will win or lose."

"What?!" Princess Iron Fan was dissatisfied: "It's already this time, and you want to play this game with me?! Then you might as well go back to that fox cave of your lover!"

The Bull Demon King gave a silly laugh, took Princess Iron Fan into his arms, and said:

"Wife, don't blame me. Can't you tell? I haven't been to Xiaoyu's place for a long time."

"I'm just worried that if we fight, you and the Saint Infant will be hurt by that crazy monkey. Wouldn't my heart ache to death?"

"Big brother, don't worry." Ruyi Ruyi Zhenxian descended from the sky, followed by three groups of rosy clouds: "Little brother has invited some friends from Chechi Kingdom to help."

"You bastard! That Tang Monk is only one person; can he withstand your fox friends coming to divide him up?!" The Bull Demon King roared: "My wife and Saint Infant won't have enough to eat!"

"Demon King, that's not right." An immortal with sheep horns walked out of the rosy clouds and smiled:

"With our help, when you fight the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, we can also help you deal with the other disciples from the sidelines, and we only eat one piece of meat."

Ruyi Ruyi Zhenxian echoed: "Big brother, it's just one piece of meat, and look, Tang Monk and his group have already arrived."

Ruyi Ruyi Zhenxian pinched a formula, conjuring a picture reflecting the distance.

"The goldfish has so many bones..."

The monk riding the white horse picked his teeth and said something incomprehensible.

"It's a pity that the Tuolong has the Dragon Clan coming forward, otherwise it could be used to satisfy our cravings," said the handsome man carrying the Nine-Toothed Rake.

Suddenly, the monk in the picture looked toward this side and said: "Bull Demon King, this poor monk does not eat beef." ===== CHAPTER 482 =====