Chapter 502

Song "Unluckiest" Song Shuhang originally wanted to run.

Although he didn't know what he had done to provoke the "Wrath of God," he knew that if he didn't run, he would face the encirclement of a million heavenly soldiers and generals.

By then, it would truly be Song "Suffering Old Sin" Song Shuhang.

'But...' Song Song Shuhang's Adam's apple moved slightly.

Perhaps it was because he had been in close contact with Senior Kuangdao Sanlang these past few days and was influenced by air transmission.

Song Song Shuhang suddenly felt that being able to see this scene, even if the new resurrection artifact package gifted by the "Anything Can Be Sold" tycoon was all used up here, it was worth it.

What's more, because Miss Elaina had just used the Water Ball spell to attack a fixed target, and because of those lines that greatly increased favorability, Senior Su Lin no longer had the oppressive feeling from before, and the killing intent that had shrouded him had also dissipated without a trace.

He didn't know the cause and effect, but Song Song Shuhang understood that he would definitely survive today. 'Thank you, Miss Elaina!'

"What do you mean?" Elaina frowned, staring firmly at Su Lin: "Do you mean I'm meddling?"

Be a mute? She was standing up for him.

"I was almost moved by you just now, just a little bit." Su Lin used his thumb and index finger to measure a distance and sighed: "Can't you maintain your beauty until the very last moment? We were almost moving toward each other."

"..." Elaina showed a look of disgust. She retracted her magic wand, her mouth twitching, but she tried her best to maintain a sweet smile.

I'm really impressed by this guy who can't say anything nice; what does he mean by "almost moved"?

Facing someone like me who has a kind heart and a beautiful face... no, no, no! He'd better not be moved!

Zhao Shuangdian frowned slightly, her aura extending in all directions, manifesting a boundless firmament. She asked belatedly: "Are you insulting Dr. Su? He is my savior."

Song Song Shuhang secretly gave a thumbs up.

"Another transcendent?!"

Exclamations came from the crowd.

With the label of "rare item" like transcendent attached, this love-hate relationship between one man and many women was even more exciting!

"Let's leave it at that for today, Miss Liu Liu Ruyan. It seems the two of us aren't a good match."

Su Lin passed by Elaina, walked to Liu Liu Ruyan, who was coughing from choking on water and had already collapsed, and Liu Liu Rulong, who was looking after her, and said: "Uncle Liu, I'll send you back."

Su Lin stretched out his hand, and a teleportation array appeared, sending Liu Liu Rulong and his wife, who still had terror on their faces, and Liu Liu Ruyan, who looked like her "Dao heart had shattered," back home.

Along with Liu Liu Ruyan's friend who had wet his pants.

He had no ill will toward Liu Liu Rulong; it was just that this Uncle Liu had some problems with his parenting, and there was no need to expand this into some urban war god story.

"Brother Su Lin, that Lu Chen is one of her ex-boyfriends." Luo Luo Xiaoying reminded.

"That's quite '6'." Su Lin smiled indifferently.

Just like that, Su Lin achieved the first real dialogue exchange with this original world-line heroine.

Hearing this, Su's mother felt a surge of regret, and her face didn't look very good either. But when she looked at Elaina and the girls around her, her expression turned from gloomy to clear, and then...

It became even gloomier, filled with sorrow, bitter smiles, and panic.

Su Lin looked at Luo Luo Xiaoying; at this point, there was no need to worry about the aftermath.

Since the other party was here, that scoundrel Tony must be peeking at this scene from somewhere, so he could just throw all the problems to him.

The restaurant staff also quickly pulled over several screens, looking at Su Lin and the others with envious eyes, separating their location from other guests, demonstrating strong professional ability.

Although the onlookers were bursting with curiosity, they didn't dare to provoke the other party because of the existence of the transcendent. They could only take out their phones to prepare to post on their Moments, and some were preparing to edit titles on *Xiaohongshu*...

"Why is there no internet?"

"Why is my phone screen black?!"

"Waiter..."

A pity and a celebration.

Although this matter happened suddenly, it could be considered to have come to a successful conclusion.

It was time to return from the traditional urban genre to the infinite heavens!

Su Lin clapped his hands, looked at everyone, and smiled: "Let's end today's matter here. I have something else to do, so I won't entertain you all..."

"What do you mean 'end'? You can't just play dumb and try to muddle through." Elaina narrowed her eyes, her voice instantly turning from confused to sweet: "You haven't answered who you're choosing yet?"

Su Lin rubbed the goosebumps rising on his arm, feeling a chill: "You just said..."

"Limited to today, so today is the limited edition." Elaina answered with a smile.

So women change their faces faster than turning pages.

He had just said to let Mr. Su Lin not be sentimental, but she changed her face to this look again.

Zhao Shuangdian asked in confusion: "Dr. Su, is it inconvenient? I can come back to find you tonight."

It's already night; can't you tell it's inconvenient?

Big sister, you are the Wisdom Dao!

Su Lin's mouth twitched. The confusion from just now gradually faded, and he was analyzing what was going on tonight.

It wasn't that he had no clue...

First of all, Li Li Huowang was definitely involved; otherwise, Zhao Shuangdian couldn't be here. Ever since that kid merged with "Red Center," he had become more and more mischievous.

"Hui Hui Liye wants to invite Uncle and Aunt to dinner." Penglaishan Huiye held up a small notebook, on which it was written: "This is Hui Hui Liye's usual cafeteria; please let me treat you!"

Look at this familiar style.

The combination of the village-style Erii beside him and the French restaurant with the abbreviation "CJR."

'This French restaurant has been open for at least a few months.' Su Lin maintained a poker face, letting the professional actors perform with each other.

'You really are a good disciple of your master.'

With Lu Lu Mingfei's "King of Mouth" personality, he would never dare to take the lead in doing this himself, so there must be others...

At this moment, a neatly folded bedsheet was handed to Su Lin, who was thinking.

"I seem to have come at the wrong time, sorry, Senior Su Lin." The Fairy Who Has Everything revealed a shy, pure smile: "Sign for the goods first; this way we won't have to squeeze into the same bedsheet."

Elaina looked at Su Lin upon hearing this, her eyes filled with a hint of contempt.

Mount Penglai Shan Penglaishan Huiye raised her small notebook, her gaze dodging and filled with disgust: 【It's not right before marriage.】

It's not like you didn't see it when I snatched her bedsheet last time; why are you looking at the upright Mr. Su Lin with that kind of look?

Swish, Su Lin's ear was pulled by his mother, dragging him into a private room on the side.

"Uh..." Su Lin looked at Song Song Shuhang expressionlessly and praised: "You're really something."

He thought it was *Werewolf*, but even Song Song Shuhang was involved. It seems everyone except him is a werewolf.

Su's mother's voice was trembling: "You come here! You learned some skills and became like this; is your ability so great now that you want to be an emperor?!"

"Girl, you..." Su's father looked self-reproachful, looked at his son with hatred for not being better, and said to everyone: "Everyone come in and sit down first. Let's talk slowly while we eat; we will definitely give everyone an explanation."

"Ah, I'm just here to deliver goods..." The Fairy Who Has Everything was confused. She looked at Song Song Shuhang beside her, seeking help.

"Where did Song go?"

"Beast!"

"Scumbag!"

"Envious!"

A small, fair hand gripped his neck, and terrifying soul power and black thunder tore through the void like thorns, locking Su Tony's neck.

"Envious?"

"You heard wrong..."

Song Song Shuhang looked at this Teacher Tony who had the grace of preaching to him, his expression

quite strange.

He really is exactly the same as Senior Su Lin.

"Has he really become such a beast?" Su Tony looked serious, the flames in his eyes overflowing like a fountain. He grabbed Song Song Shuhang's shoulders and shook him hard:

"When did he lay his hands on the beautiful two-dimensional world?! When did he open the Crystal Palace template?! Why on earth!!!"

Song Song Shuhang felt like he was going to fall apart, and Teacher Tony's head was probably about to fall off too.

This was no longer something that could be restrained by emotional management; Song Song Shuhang could feel the resentment of this person, which was as good as reality...

It wasn't that he couldn't understand.

After all, Song Song Shuhang had once dreamed of the other party and had some of Teacher Tony's incomplete experiences.

Compared to Senior Su Lin, it's simply...

"There is one piece of good news." Klein took off his hat and said expressionlessly: "Except for that pink-haired fairy, the other three are all our actors."

"I know myself; the Su Lin clan has been upright pure-love warriors for generations." Su Tony let go of Song Song Shuhang. While his brows relaxed, the thunder thorns on his neck also relaxed.

He didn't know that Klein and Lu Lu Mingfei had actually messed up.

The script *Encounter* arranged by Director Zhou and Director Lu was only meant to let Miss Witch appear at Su Lin's family dinner, creating some "shyness," "dissatisfaction," and "complaints" to make Su Lin fall into his parents' interrogation.

Although the incomplete information turned it into *The Return of Lord Haotian God in the City*, what really made things fall into chaos was that Miss Witch, who was waiting in standby mode, took action.

And there was another group of crew members who took action...

Klein withdrew his gaze from Su Tony.

Mount Penglai Shan Penglaishan Huiye, who found it very interesting, took the abandoned script and joined the battlefield directly. Song Song Shuhang brought the "Anything Can Be Sold" fairy over, which killed the reason prepared in advance: "Make you look good in front of family and relatives, satisfying a man's vanity."

Facing the Su Lin who was about to be "quintupled," unlike the joys and sorrows of Klein and Lu Lu Mingfei, Ye Fan and the others were sitting in the audience laughing wildly at first, and some even opened a gambling house to bet on when Su Lin would break down.

But seeing the end, the atmosphere became exceptionally strange, and everyone fell into silence.

"There is another piece of bad news." Klein kept a straight face, his eyes confused: "I can't tell if someone is acting now."

Su Tony: "?"

Klein just remembered that the camera from *Origin Castle Pictures* hadn't been taken away, and he had come back to collect the results he had obtained at the cost of his life.

He didn't expect to just happen to hear Miss Witch's declaration...

Ye Fan asked blankly: "No, are they playing for real?"

He regretted it a little; shouldn't he have let Su Lin deliver that fruit basket yesterday?

"I'm hooked." Meng Qi looked at the footage replayed on the camera and nodded: "I'm also ready to be the Primordial Heavenly Demon. When will everyone go on duty?"

Li Li Huowang: "..."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Ye Fan: "..."

Xiao Nannan: "Brother, why aren't you eating? This snack is delicious."

"But I'm innocent!" Song Song Shuhang, as an uninformed person, defended:

"The 'Anything Can Be Sold' tycoon had better luck this time and finished Senior Su Lin's order in advance, so he let me bring the Fairy Who Has Everything over to deliver the goods!"

Klein looked at Song Song Shuhang: "Do you think he believes it?"

"..." Dense cold sweat broke out on Song Song Shuhang's head, and he remembered Senior's "Cultivator of the Sun."

Lu Lu Mingfei looked at the ceiling, stretching out his hand as if he were missing the light beam emitted by the incandescent lamp, "Only two were arranged at first; how come there are five? Anyway, it's already like this; why not add a few more?"

Old Lu clicked his tongue, "It doesn't matter if you want to be killed, just don't splash blood on me. How could you not call me for such fun at the beginning?"

Only now did he call him over to ask if there was a painless resurrection method.

"What can I do?" Lu Lu Mingfei sighed.

Klein thought for a while and suggested: "Actually, there is a way. As long as you do as I say, he will definitely not come to trouble us afterward."

"What way?" Lu Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up.

Klein reached into history and plucked twice, producing a Shilan Middle School uniform and handing it to Lu Lu Mingfei, except this uniform had a British-style short skirt.

"Lu Mingfei..."

"Get lost."

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same.

Some were talking happily, while Su Lin now just wanted to be a rice-eating machine without feelings. Putting aside the professional fake smile, he crossed his legs...

"Put your legs down." Su's mother said coldly while flipping through a small booklet.

Who else but my mother would say that?

Su Lin changed to a more upright sitting posture and said: "These are all my friends who came here specifically to help me out of the siege. Everyone was just joking with me."

"Open your mouth, ah..." Elaina held a fork, poking a piece of steak emitting the scent of rosemary against Su Lin's face.

Su Lin: "..."

I'm very curious about how much money that bunch of scoundrels spent to make this woman go this far.

"Son, a man cannot escape responsibility." Su's father nodded slightly at Su Lin, as if affirming and encouraging: "You will have to face it sooner or later."

Dad, you have no idea what I'm facing.

With a *slap*, Su's mother patted a small notebook onto Su Lin, and at the same time turned back to say to Mount Penglai Shan Penglaishan Huiye: "Daughter, don't worry, he must give you all an explanation for today's matter."

Would you rather believe that your son evolved incorrectly into a Sea Emperor Beast than believe that your son is innocent with this group of women?

Don't you know how popular your son is with women?!

Su Lin felt his head grow big, one hand supporting his forehead to avoid those...

people's gazes, and took the opportunity to look at the small notebook Su's mother got from Penglaishan Huiye.

"What is this..."

"04.24, went to the Tree of Imaginary Numbers with Su Lin; the warmest place in the world is at the top of the tree."

"04.25, went to Hakurei Shrine with Su Lin; someone is holding a wedding there."

"04.26, went to Penacony with Su Lin; the nightmare is scary, but Su Lin is there, so it's not scary."

"Su Lin is the best..."

Su Lin's hands holding the small notebook were trembling. When he looked at Mount Penglai Shan Penglaishan Huiye, she buried her head shyly, looking exactly like a young girl surprised after her secret was discovered.

Wonderful, you BBA who pretends to be young really know how to play.

Luo Luo Xiaoying was the first to propose leaving. She said to Su Lin: "Should... should I just go back first?"

Tears in my eyes...

Su Lin looked at Luo Luo Xiaoying gratefully; this child is so sensible!

"Xiao Ying, between you and your Brother Lin, there should..." Su's mother had warned Su Lin before not to have any ideas about Luo Luo Shengying.

After all, after meeting at the ancestral home last year, the two had kept in touch privately, and even if they were a city apart, they would still come to the house as guests.

Su's mother actually liked this child very much, but her son had broken the law!

Luo Luo Xiaoying bit her thin lips, hesitated, and said: "Brother Su Lin, let's just forget about what happened between us. You have a new... let's just forget about the past..."

OK, child, you can shut up now.

That was clearly a future event; why did it become a past event in your mouth?

Su Lin wrapped the bedsheet around himself and shrank back, wandering outside the world, avoiding his parents' resentful and angry gazes.

In this society full of material desires, human hearts are cold and ruthless; only the bedsheet on his body can give him a trace of warmth.

At this time, he really wanted to pull out the historical projection, hide on the side, eat popcorn, and watch the show, but the consciousness operation of the historical projection also required him to perform it; it's troublesome...

"Speak!" Su's mother was obviously dissatisfied with her son's mute behavior.

Su Lin rolled his eyes and opened his mouth: "Aba aba..."

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