Chapter 152: Borrowing Blessings to Eliminate Disasters (Added 1/10 for Alliance Leader 'Loli Destroyer Controller')

Ge Tianshi didn't want to harm Xiao Yu, but intended to help her.

Judging from the Jade Emperor's performance, heavy punishment for the sentence "even God cannot protect him" was inevitable.

The key now was how to punish.

For Ge Tianshi, it was how to minimize the punishment.

He followed the words of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, letting a deity strike her with a golden melon.

If the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King struck her head with a golden melon, her body would inevitably fall apart, her soul would dissipate, and she would be directly wiped out.

Even if another deity was arranged to strike her head with a golden melon, Heavens Yu Fengxian would definitely not be able to bear it.

Unless the arranged deity came from the "Tianshi Sect."

Well, arranging one of his own people to strike her head with a golden melon would certainly be able to grasp the measure well.

It could strike her heavily, satisfying the Jade Emperor, without causing her soul to scatter and be completely wiped out.

But if Ge Tianshi directly volunteered to strike Heavens Yu Fengxian heavily with a golden melon, it would obviously be inappropriate.

Too clumsy, too stupid.

Suggesting letting Zhu Tong strike her was reasonable and had the weakest lethality.

Because Zhu Tong was a newly resurrected mortal, there was a limit to the divine power his soul and body could bear.

Also because he was a living mortal, the Jade Emperor would never allow him to carry too much divine power back to the mortal world.

The Wu Quxing Lord of the Big Dipper laughed: "Resurrecting a mere Zhu Tong, what's the difficulty?

Any immortal or Buddha can easily do it, how can it manifest the majesty of Your Majesty?

Why not select Zhu Tong as a heavenly soldier... Not just Zhu Tong, the Western Shu warriors who died in Baxia Alley of Tianmen Town are all rare elite soldiers in the world, meeting the selection standards for heavenly soldiers and generals.

You can let them all become heavenly soldiers, bestow upon them divine power, and let them strike Heavens Yu Fengxian with golden melons."

Ge Tianshi's face changed.

Heavenly soldier Zhu Tong and mortal Zhu Tong were not the same thing.

Heavenly soldiers had already shed their mortal bodies and were considered the lowest grade of gods.

He was calculating how to speak to dissuade, but Wu Quxing Lord seemed to have remembered something, and immediately added: "By the way, there is also Ge Qing! Ge Qing is the cause of everything, he has already had his soul scattered under Heavens Yu Fengxian's blade, resurrecting him will just manifest Your Majesty's means."

The Jade Emperor nodded lightly, "If Ge Qing is resurrected and appears in the mortal world, it will inevitably shock Heavens Yu Fengxian, making her completely understand how stupid and arrogant the sentence 'even God cannot protect him' is."

Ge Tianshi sighed helplessly and completely closed his mouth.

Before the Jade Emperor made a decision, they could offer opinions; after the Jade Emperor expressed his attitude, they couldn't refute it—for a mere Heavens Yu Fengxian, for the debt of favor to the Taishang Dao, it wasn't worth taking the risk of angering His Majesty.

"Taibai Star Lord, go to the Tushita Palace, first ask the Old Lord for a Soul-Gathering Pill, then arrange for a talisman envoy to go to the Underworld to find the scattered three souls and seven spirits fragments of Ge Qing, and help him reunite his soul body," the Jade Emperor ordered.

"I obey the decree."

The Jade Emperor looked around at the gods, and seeing no one else standing out, he planned to announce the end of the court.

At this time, an immortal boy ran in with small steps, knelt down under the Danchi, and reported: "Jade Emperor, the Western Plague-Spreading Envoy Zhu Tianlin requests to see Your Majesty in the Tongming Palace."

The Jade Emperor said: "Proclaim him to enter."

Plague-Spreading Envoy Zhu Tianlin said: "The minister followed Your Majesty's decree to descend to Jima Village in the Western Sea Spirit Kingdom, intending to spread the plague and destroy all 432 households in the village.

To avoid harming the virtuous, the minister specially summoned the Jima Village Land God at night.

The minister asked, are the villagers all in the village now?

The Land God replied, the villagers are all there.

The minister asked again, are there any outsiders staying in the village?

The Land God replied, there are two merchants with four assistants, who are purchasing hemp silk and hemp cloth in the village.

The minister informed the Land God of the Heavenly Emperor's order to destroy the village with plague, and asked him to urge the outsiders to leave quickly.

The Land God transformed into a fierce tiger, bit a merchant, and snatched their money bag, making them sigh and leave Jima Village.

Originally everything was smooth, but I didn't expect there to be a strange person in Jima Village, surnamed Lei, named Mang.

Lei Mang could see the spiritual bodies of the minister and the Land God, and even eavesdropped on the conversation between the minister and the Land God in a dream.

He knew that the day after the merchants left, the minister was about to poison the water well in the center of the village, but he remained calm and guarded the well.

When the minister was about to send the medicine bag into the well, he suddenly jumped out, hit the minister on the head with a stick, snatched the medicine bag, and immediately sent it to his mouth, until he swallowed it all, then shouted 'The Jade Emperor's order, the little one already knows, the little one is willing to take all the plague medicine for the old and young in the village,' and after speaking, he died of plague on the ground, his limbs were black, and his soul scattered.

The minister didn't know what to do, so he had to gather his three souls and six spirits and bring him to the Heavenly Palace to see Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor praised: "What a hero who sacrifices his life for righteousness, brave and resourceful, great benevolence and righteousness, and also understands yin and yang, knowing the opportunity, he should be a god!"

Taibai Star Lord noticed a flash of joy on the face of the Kitchen God Star Lord.

Xu Huier realizing something in his heart, he was also very annoyed: the unpromising Heavens Yu Fengxian, the clumsy Heavens Yu Fengxian, look at Lei Mang, how decisive, how willing to sacrifice!

The Jade Emperor sighed a few times, and learned that Lei Mang had swallowed the plague medicine, and his soul body was filled with plague Qi, so he announced: "Seal Lei Mang as the Western Region Spirit-Might Plague Marshal, and include him in the Plague Department.

Bestow a Qionghua flower, two cups of Golden Wave Heavenly Court Imperial Wine, and a 'Unrestrained Xiao Han' golden tablet, allowing him to enter and exit the Heavenly Gate without taboos."

After a pause, he said: "Since the Plague Marshal has already taken all the plague medicine for Jima Village, the crime of Jima Village not respecting heaven and earth is hereby revoked.

However, Jima Village should erect a statue of the Plague Marshal to facilitate the Plague Marshal to educate the people in the village."

"Thank you for your grace!" The Plague Marshal Lei Mang, with a Qionghua flower on his head, a golden tablet hanging from his waist, and wearing divine armor, knelt down under the Danchi and thanked the Jade Emperor loudly.

Taibai Star Lord's eyes were even more complicated: if Heavens Yu Fengxian could have less barbarian bandit spirit, more Bodhisattva heart, and be smarter—standing there letting Ge Qing and Zhu Tong hack her to death without fighting back, the one kneeling under the Danchi and thanking right now might have been her.

Glancing at the three burned-out sticks of incense in the copper furnace, and turning to look at Xiao Yu's face carefully, the dog-meat Daoist put his hand back into the earthen jar, took out a fat piece of dog meat, chewed it, and said vaguely: "You go."

Xiao Yu asked: "The Daoist just finished asking about my situation, and hasn't said how to help me, and is already rushing me to leave, that's too unrighteous, right?"

The dog-meat Daoist laughed: "What I can help, I have already helped, the rest depends on your own fate."

"What did you help with?" Xiao Yu asked.

The dog-meat Daoist chewed the dog meat happily, squinting his small eyes comfortably, and said: "You need someone to listen carefully when you tell your reasons and grievances!"

Xiao Yu was speechless and helpless, and said: "I don't want you to be an audience, you help me think of a way! For example, write a petition, burn it to the talisman envoy in heaven, persuade him to calm down, and speak for me."

The dog-meat Daoist shook his head and said: "The petition can only be burned to the ghosts of the Underworld, not to the gods of heaven.

And the talisman envoy is just a tiny god, who can show off his majesty in front of us mortals, but can't say anything in the Heavenly Court.

Heavens Yu Fengxian, you have to understand your main crime, it's not killing Zhu Tong, nor is it slashing the talisman envoy, but saying that sentence that shouldn't have been said, offending the Heavenly Emperor!"

"The Heavenly Emperor's anger, how can a tiny talisman envoy persuade?"

This truth Xiao Yu naturally understood, but besides finding the talisman envoy, she didn't know who else to beg!

She didn't know any of the gods in heaven.

"The Jade Emperor governs the Three Realms, his heart should be broader than the sky and the earth, right?"

Xiao Yu said this nonsense that she didn't believe at all, but desperately hoped would become a fact.

She had read "Journey to the West" and knew that the common people of Fengxian County were far more wronged than she was at this time.

"The Heavenly Emperor is naturally broad-minded and can accommodate all living beings in the Three Realms. But having a crime and being punished is the law of heaven, and the Haotian God is the embodiment of the will of heaven and earth; blaspheming God is a serious crime, which is also the law of heaven," the dog-meat Daoist said.

—Damn it, he made being narrow-minded sound so reasonable, forming a logical closed loop.

Xiao Yu cursed in her heart, but begged on her lips: "Daoist, be merciful, please point out a bright path for the good believer."

The dog-meat Daoist stared at her forehead for a while, pondered and said: "I have two suggestions, the first one, go home immediately, and after going home, stay honestly, don't toss about messy things anymore.

Well, you can prepare the coffin in advance.

When the heavenly mandate descends, act according to circumstances, the chance of surviving is not small."

Xiao Yu's face turned black.

—Damn it, he even asked me to prepare the coffin in advance, and still said the chance of surviving is not small.

The dog-meat Daoist continued: "The second suggestion is a bit shameless..."

He became hesitant, "But if you are not shameless, others will be shameless, rather than letting those aliens be shameless, it's better for you to be shameless, at least you are still a human."

"What is shameless? Daoist, speak clearly." Xiao Yu asked suspiciously.

The dog-meat Daoist moved the futon to her side, and with a greasy mouth smelling of soy sauce, leaned into her ear and whispered: "There is a young man in Xinghua Village, south of the city, surnamed Su, named Xipo, who was born with great wealth and nobility, but has no life of wealth and nobility.

You can find him and beg him to take you in.

Look at you, delicate and cute, light and fragrant, and you can carry a tripod, draw a blade and kill ghosts.

Cleaning the courtyard, guarding the gate, repairing tiles on the roof, working in the fields, all are very suitable.

Su Xipo will definitely be willing to take you as a little maid.

You just stay with him, he reads at home, you stay at home to serve tea and water.

He goes out to do farm work, visits relatives and friends, you must accompany him.

Persist for a few months, and the disaster will surely disappear."

"I don't quite understand..." Xiao Yu hesitated: "Although he has the Qi of wealth and nobility, he is ultimately an ordinary person, how can he help me survive the disaster?"

The dog-meat Daoist looked at her with a disdainful look of "a piece of rotten wood that cannot be carved," and said: "Borrowing blessings to eliminate disasters, such a simple truth, what is there not to understand?

Don't worry about what the disaster is specifically, or even consider the complex pathology, as long as the disaster Qi is eliminated, and the yin and yang five elements are rebalanced and strengthened as before, the disaster will disappear on its own."

Xiao Yu thought of Divine Physician Min's "disease Qi theory."

No need to dwell on specific symptoms, just eliminate the disease Qi.

"If I borrow blessings, will Su Xipo lose his blessings?" She asked.

"Isn't this a matter of course? Misfortune and blessings offset each other, losing blessings to eliminate disasters!"

Then the dog-meat Daoist added: "I am not a demon Daoist, I won't teach you to harm people.

Borrowing others' blessings to eliminate your own disasters is very shameless, I admit.

But Su Xipo's blessings are floating on the surface and cannot be realized by himself.

So he is still a nameless and penniless village scholar.

If no one disturbs him, he will be worry-free for a lifetime, without great wealth and nobility, and without illness or disaster.

If he does good and accumulates virtue, the floating blessings can settle down, shielding his descendants and making his descendants extremely noble.

Unfortunately, the blessings are floating on his body, and those with Daoist practice can perceive it.

I have helped him cover it up for thirteen years, and I am almost at my limit, I am really powerless.

According to my calculations, Su Xipo will encounter a peach blossom disaster either this year or next year, and be targeted by a group of flirtatious foxes.

Rather than letting the flirtatious foxes succeed, it's better to let you take advantage of it."

"Does 'flirtatious foxes' refer to fox spirits, or women?" Xiao Yu asked.

"It's a group of Qingqiu foxes, with quite high cultivation, I can't afford to provoke them, I only dare to secretly ruin their good deeds, hehehe!" The dog-meat Daoist not only had no shame or embarrassment, but instead showed a proud smile.

Xiao Yu was still a bit hesitant, "I'll go see that Su Xipo first, he is in Xinghua Village south of the city, right?"

The dog-meat Daoist nodded and shouted: "When you go to Xinghua Village, remember to beat the big yellow dog at Niu Er's house and bring it to me."

Xiao Yu was speechless, "You wouldn't be deliberately tricking me into going to Xinghua Village to beat a dog, would you?"

"It's just on the way. My rules, you are not unaware," the dog-meat Daoist said.

Xiao Yu didn't want to beat the dog, "Before I came over, I ordered a pot of fragrant meat for you, it's almost stewed now, and will be sent to Xianyun Temple soon."

"No, I only eat that big yellow dog from Xinghua Village," the dog-meat Daoist insisted.

Thanks to the alliance leader 'Loli Destroyer Controller', but I really don't have many manuscripts left, I will add 10 chapters in total in the next few days, but I'm not sure how many chapters to add each day. I'm satisfied if everyone subscribes, no need to reward, really.

Thanks again! Thank you 'Loli Destroyer Controller', and thank you all for your support! ===== CHAPTER 153 =====

Thanks again! Thank you, 'Loli Destroyer Controller', and thank you all for your support!