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Chapter 170: Step One, Let Me Scold to My Heart's Content First

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In fact, the descent of divine generals does not need to make such a big movement.

Divine generals can be silent, without whistling wind, without heavy pressure crushing floor tiles, light as a 3D projection, suddenly appearing beside the person who summoned the divine general.

They can even descend suddenly to ambush the enemy.

Ge Qing and the others had the idea of attracting attention and manifesting holiness in front of people, and also because they had just become heavenly gods, their divine power was particularly abundant, and coupled with their eagerness for revenge and impatience, they could not perfectly control their own strength.

But from the effect of the descent, it was excellent, perfectly achieving the goal of "shocking appearance, manifesting holiness in front of people."

"Heavens, it's Zhu Tong, look everyone, it's Zhu Tong who was killed by Yu Little Fengxian a few days ago."

"Not just Zhu Tong, Qing brother, is it you? Qing brother, are you still alive?"

"Jiang Laoqi, Jiang Laoqi, is it really you? Didn't you die? I even burned paper horses and paper wives for you."

Although Ge Qing and the others had become more burly and majestic, and were wearing golden armor that emitted faint divine light, they were not wearing helmets, and all had their hair combed behind their heads, exposing their faces completely.

And many people in Heaven's Gate Town recognized them.

Their appearance and temperament had hardly changed.

Even those who didn't recognize them saw them descend from the sky, felt the vast and majestic heavenly god aura on them, and heard Ge Qing's judgment that shook the four fields.

"My Maitreya Buddha, they are the legendary Heavenly Soldier Divine Generals! It was the Lord of the Hall of High Heaven who sent them to the lower realm to capture the evil person."

"Qing brother, have you become a heavenly god?"

"Zhu Tong, were you sent by the Haotian God? But Yu Little Fengxian is not a bad person~~~ wuwuwu~~~ why are you covering my mouth!"

"Shut up, the Jade Emperor has sent heavenly gods to capture Yu Little Fengxian, and he sent Ge Qing, Zhu Tong and the others, they must be pillars of the country and heroes and righteous men, they shouldn't have died miserably."

Xiao Yu looked around, feeling a little emotional and a little gratified.

She had not bestowed a single favor directly on the people of Heaven's Gate Town.

But at this moment, the number of people speaking for her, or whispering, or looking suspicious, was not small.

Even if there were more people accusing her of being extremely sinful, she still felt happy, after all, Ge Qing was a heavenly god at this time, and he had also raised the banner of the Haotian God, so standing slightly on her side was equivalent to "rebelling against the sky."

"Ge Qing, Zhu Tong, is it only you few?" Xiao Yu shouted loudly.

She used internal strength, and her voice was not as loud as Ge Qing's, but it made the noisy street quiet down.

"This Yu Little Fengxian is really not an ordinary person, she can be so calm at this moment, her voice is loud and clear, without a trace of cowardice or panic," Nezha said in surprise outside the South Tianmen.

Erlang Shen was not surprised at all, and smiled lightly: "I said earlier, she hides her divine spirit and has a truly great bearing."

"Are you arrogant enough to think that we few still can't take you down?" Ge Qing gripped the handle of the golden melon hammer tightly and said coldly.

In the eyes of thousands of suspicious people, Xiao Yu laughed heartily and said: "Qing brother, don't misunderstand, although I really don't think you can have much of a future after becoming a heavenly god.

But my meaning is actually very simple, just asking if you have all arrived.

After all, the one I finished off that night was also a ghost named 'Zhang San', and sixteen iron-clad knights of the Lu Ye Guard.

Counting you, two ghosts and sixteen people, a total of eighteen mouths.

Now only eight have come, where are the other ten?

You didn't act immediately after descending, you must have something to say.

Honestly, I also have a belly full of fire... cough cough, a belly full of words.

I plan to wait until you have all arrived before saying it all at once (killing you all)."

As soon as she finished her first sentence, Ge Qing almost couldn't hold back his anger, wanting to use the golden melon in his hand to smash that hateful smiling face, and then roar wildly: Now do I have a future, you say, is this not a big future?!

He held it back.

Because as Xiao Yu said, they would not act immediately, they had to announce and confirm her crimes first.

This is called "punishing according to the law," not the private fighting and revenge of street gangsters!

Not only was Ge Qing angry, but the other seven Heavenly Soldiers also gritted their teeth and glared.

Xiao Long pointed at Xiao Yu with the golden melon hammer and scolded: "Yu Little Fengxian, you ignorant Sha Man bitch, we are Tiangong Divine Generals personally selected by the Heavenly Emperor, do you think anyone can be a Heavenly Court soldier?"

The Heavenly Emperor selected us, and appointed Qing brother as a general, because Qing brother's ability and virtue are sufficient."

His words were aimed at Xiao Yu's sentence "Ge Qing went to heaven to become a heavenly god, but still has no future."

The original intention was to express that Qing brother's ability and virtue were recognized by the Heavenly Court God.

God's recognition is a great future!

Xiao Yu saying he has no future only makes her look like an ignorant Sha Man.

"Oh~~~" Xiao Yu suddenly realized, "So the other nine people and one ghost are insufficient in ability and conduct, and even their own brothers dislike them, so they are not qualified to be the lowest-level little soldiers in the Heavenly Court."

"You, you are talking nonsense, I want to hammer you to death~~"

Xiao Long's face flushed red, and he waved the golden hammer and was about to pounce on Xiao Yu.

"Xiao Long, calm down!" Zhu Tong pulled him and shouted: "This little Sha Man is used to being sharp-tongued, don't fall into her trick."

There was also a Heavenly Soldier, Luo Kai, who glared and scolded Xiao Yu: "Little bitch, today Heavenly Punishment has descended, you have nowhere to escape, the more arrogant and rebellious you are, the more you anger us gods, the greater your sin, and the more you will wish you were dead!"

Outside the South Tianmen, Yang Jian's thick brows furrowed into a ball again, "Did you only teach them divine skills, and not the most basic bearing and etiquette?"

Nezha smiled awkwardly: "Vulgar is a bit vulgar, but our Heavenly Court is not a land of etiquette.

There are many Star Lords who chew living people.

Being like a bandit, speaking village language in public, doesn't make the Heavenly Court gods lose more face."

Yang Jian was speechless.

Outside the government office in Heaven's Gate Town, Xiao Yu cried out for injustice, shouting to the crowd in all directions: "Everyone, please judge, I just asked them if they had all arrived.

They said themselves that not everyone can become a Heavenly Soldier.

I just said that the other nine people and one ghost were unqualified... isn't this telling the truth?

Is it wrong to tell the truth in front of the Tiangong Heavenly Gods?

Even our Heaven's Gate Town's Zhu Yitao, such a cruel existence, allowed us to appeal and cry for injustice in the main hall before the 'Seven Bowls' descended.

According to this Heavenly God Luo's meaning, is the Jade Emperor not as good as Zhu Yitao?"

"Fuck your Yu Little Fengxian's mother~~~"

Zhu Yitao, who had placed a chair at the government office gate and was standing on it looking out, changed his face and cursed, "You yourself rebelled against God, it would be fine if you were honestly struck by the golden melon, why drag me down, I didn't offend you in the past."

On the side, a government office runner smiled flatteringly: "If Ge Qing and the others didn't lie, the Haotian God must be casting his gaze on our Heaven's Gate Town, and the master can be considered to have made a name for himself in front of the Jade Emperor!"

"Slap!" Zhu Yitao squatted down, raised his hand and slapped him, cursing: "I am still your master now, and I can still hit you with the board, you dare to mock me!"

The government office runner fled in panic, shouting: "No mockery, no mockery, the master is upright and incorruptible, as long as the Jade Emperor casts his gaze, he will see that you are a good person, and will not be implicated by Yu Little Fengxian~~~"

Outside the South Tianmen, Nezha gasped in surprise: "Yu Little Fengxian is bold, at such a time she still dares to sarcastically mock the Jade Emperor..."

Erlang Shen pondered: "She should be using a provocative strategy."

"Provocative?" Nezha was stunned for a moment, then realized: Seeing that the Heavenly God represents the Jade Emperor to punish herself, Yu Little Fengxian wants to cry injustice, but is worried that she won't have the chance to cry injustice, and will be besieged by the gods immediately, so...

"Alas, she doesn't care about the consequences, she thinks her strategy is clever, and there is no disobedience in her words, but comparing the human county magistrate to God, and saying God is not as good as the human county magistrate, is rebellion!

Not to mention clever sarcasm, God is Heaven. Facing the wrath of Heaven, even struggling a little is rebellion," Nezha sighed.

Erlang Shen laughed, "I didn't know you had spoken wildly to the Heavenly Emperor back then."

Nezha's expression was tangled: "There really wasn't, because my original heart still feared Heaven and Earth.

Yu Little Fengxian, however, blurted it out, her mouth as slippery as if it had been greased.

This guy respects Heaven and Earth on the surface, but once she has power, she will definitely be more arrogant than I was back then.

No wonder His Majesty wanted to use the Golden Melon Hammer on her."

Yang Jian lowered his head to look down, and it was only after a long while that he frowned and asked: "They have clearly completed the descent to the realm, why don't they act immediately, what are they waiting for?"

Nezha glanced down. Ge Qing, Zhu Tong, and the other eight Heavenly Soldier Divine Generals had completely left the Thirty-Three Heavens and entered the human world, but they were hiding their tracks with sunlight, floating above Heaven's Gate Town, and had not moved for a long time.

Nezha laughed: "If it were just to punish Yu Little Fengxian, why would they wait until today?

Since Yu Little Fengxian offended the Jade Emperor, more than a month has passed in the human world!"

Yang Jian frowned: "They want to manifest their holiness in front of people?"

"Who told Yu Little Fengxian to stand on the street that day and shout 'even God cannot protect him'," Nezha said faintly.

Yang Jian was silent.

Heaven's Gate Town, East City Gate.

Looking at the crowd that almost filled the street, many of whom were villagers wearing sleeveless vests and carrying baskets, Xiao Yu's heart moved, and she asked: "Old Lu, what day is it today?"

"It's not any festival, just the 25th, the big market day," Old Lu jumped off the donkey cart and took the initiative to walk to the front, pulling the donkey to squeeze into the crowd.

Xiao Yu muttered: "The 25th, Bao'an Hall is starting to give away medicine for free again..."

Old Lu laughed: "In the end, there are few patients in the world, and many good people.

Everyone comes to the big market, more to take advantage of the many guests and merchants, so it's easier to buy and sell goods.

Even our Red Sleeve Academy will welcome more guests!"

——Does having many guests make you very proud? Laughing so happily!

Xiao Yu complained in her heart.

If Old Lu could hear her inner thoughts, he would definitely say: I, a turtle slave, have never been proud or arrogant in my life, but with many guests and many tips, of course I have to be happy.

"Woof woof woof," Xiao Qiang approached the carriage, barking anxiously: "Master, I feel something is very wrong."

Xiao Yu touched the "shrimp-shell little vest" on her chest, calm and composed, and asked: "What's wrong?"

Honestly, a faint shadow also covered her "Kunpeng Spiritual Sense."

Very light and faint, like an illusion.

But now Xiao Qiang also felt something was wrong, so it must not be her overthinking.

"I can't say, Master, why don't I go back to the villa first? Walking dozens of miles, I'm really a bit tired, I want to go home and sleep," Xiao Qiang hummed and hawed.

Xiao Yu said with a wooden face: "Coming to Heaven's Gate Town, you walked dozens of miles, don't you have to walk dozens of miles back, won't you be even more tired?"

"Miss Yu, what did you say?" Old Lu, who was pulling the donkey in front, shouted.

He couldn't understand dog barking, but he could understand human speech, only Xiao Yu's words made him unable to understand.

"I'm talking to Xiao Qiang."

Old Lu stopped talking, but was muttering about "brain wind" and the like in his heart.

Many villagers came to Heaven's Gate Town for the market.

They didn't have much impact on Xiao Yu; she was going to the government office this time, walking on the main road, which was very spacious.

Walking along the "Xianyang Avenue" all the way forward, in just the time it takes for a stick of incense to burn, the government office gate came into view.

Xiao Yu looked up at the sun, "It's almost noon, when does Zhu Yitao usually finish his shift — dog-fucking~~~ Old Lu, hurry up!"

Eight golden light groups suddenly appeared under the sun, falling towards her side like light.

Xiao Yu cursed, gently pushed her right palm forward, and internal strength erupted.

Old Lu was pushed by a flexible force, and involuntarily flew forward, while she herself retreated seven or eight steps under the reaction force.

"Boom boom boom!"

The sound of sonic booms tearing through the air appeared in the clear sky.

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