Chapter 179: The door god ran away carrying the gate

Human world, Tianmen Town.

On the street outside the government office.

Xiao Yu "clanged" and inserted the iron sword that had wiped off the blood on the blade into the scabbard.

"Dear elders and fellow villagers." She hung the sword at her waist, cupped her hands to look around, and said loudly: "As you can see, as heaven and earth bear witness, the will of heaven is with me, Yu Fengxian!

It is not that I want to kill them, it is that the will of heaven is so.

Everything that happened here today warns us of a truth—we must respect the heavens, the majesty of the Heavenly Emperor cannot be blasphemed, and the Heavenly Emperor is sacred, selfless, fair, and strict."

She spoke righteously, her little expression was solemn and dignified, and her voice was loud but not frivolous under the blessing of internal strength.

But her little eyes kept glancing at the sky, and she was a little scared in her heart, afraid that the sky would suddenly become overcast, a huge human face would condense from countless thunders, the human face would roar at her, and then a huge thunder pillar with a diameter of ten kilometers would flatten Tianmen Town directly.

Fortunately, the sky was still blue, the sun was shining brightly, and there were no clouds for ten thousand miles.

She bet right.

She really grasped the Heavenly Emperor!

She breathed a sigh of relief: this round, very stable! Even the Heavenly Emperor did not notice the Zifu, and did not calculate that the Zifu had already secretly deduced "N ways to kill Ge Qing"—if the Heavenly Emperor knew the "Method to Kill Ge Qing," he would definitely not have sent Ge Qing and others to the mortal world.

Therefore, as long as the other side of the gambling table is Ge Qing, she wins steadily.

The whole process did not take long and seemed very smooth, but it was too thrilling.

If the Heavenly Emperor was completely shameless, her ending... uh, her ending would not be more miserable than being hit by a golden melon and dying in public.

If she were a native of the Primordial World, she could still hope that offending the Heavenly Emperor in this life would be paid for with her life, and she would start over in the next life or the next, being cautious and not making mistakes again.

But she is a transmigrator.

In the Primordial World where gods and Buddhas master reincarnation, transmigrators have only one chance.

There will be no next life to start over.

Regardless of whether the Jade Emperor would forgive her after the golden melon hit her and announce the end of the case, once she died, her soul entered the underworld, or fell into the hands of other great powers, her identity as a transmigrator would definitely be exposed.

In front of King Yama, the whole life of all ghosts will be displayed without missing a point.

Since that is the case, why doesn't she bet everything? If she wins, she makes a lot of money; if she loses, it makes no difference to her—it is complete death.

So she dared to formulate a plan: the first step, scold the Jade Emperor hard first, scold until she is satisfied, and her thoughts are smooth; even if the plan fails later and her life is lost, she won't lose too much—Xiao Yu cannot bear to endure humiliation and grievance, kneeling and fawning, and finally being hammered to death by the golden melon, so she not only doesn't kneel but also scolds.

Of course, only seeking temporary satisfaction is not the act of a wise person.

The second step in her plan is to use words to grasp Ge Qing and the Jade Emperor, forcing Ge Qing to "bet on the will of heaven" with her.

In this step, she is not worried about Ge Qing at all.

Ge Qing must be willing to bet with her, because Ge Qing does indeed represent the Heavenly Emperor.

In Ge Qing's own view, he wins steadily, and her performance is like a clown.

Since there is winning and no losing, why not mock her, make her more desperate, and make her wail more miserably?

Xiao Yu is also not worried about whether the Heavenly Emperor can be grasped.

The Heavenly Emperor has no choice.

Two options: she represents the will of heaven, Ge Qing represents the will of heaven.

The Jade Emperor has only one option, he must choose Ge Qing.

Xiao Yu is only worried that the Heavenly Emperor is omniscient and omnipotent, knows about the Zifu, knows that the Zifu secretly deduced the method to kill Ge Qing, changes his mind temporarily, and suddenly replaces Ge Qing.

For example, replacing him with Erlang Shen, Nezha, or some Star Lord to replace Ge Qing.

Then she is dead.

Of course, Xiao Yu is not completely betting her life.

She has great confidence that the Heavenly Emperor does not know about the Zifu and does not know that the Zifu secretly deduced the method to kill Ge Qing.

The Zifu's "Method to Kill Ge Qing" was not completed in an instant today.

A month has passed, and the method to kill Ge Qing has been updated with more than ten versions, but the Heavenly Emperor still sent Ge Qing, Zhu Tong, and others to the mortal world.

Completing the second step of grasping the Jade Emperor, the last step, killing, is instead the simplest.

And this three-step plan was not thought of by Xiao Yu in an instant.

She anticipated today's situation in advance.

The Zifu's "Ge Qing Killing Method" was triggered repeatedly, Ge Qing was resurrected from soul flying away, Ge Qing's strength greatly increased, the Zifu deduced the "Yang Spirit Killing Method," Ge Qing's strength increased again, the Zifu deduced the "Method to Kill the Divine Array Leader"...

This series of events, plus the reason Xiao Yu offended the Heavenly Emperor—"Even God cannot protect the person she wants to kill."

Made Xiao Yu immediately realize: the Heavenly Emperor's way of punishing her is to resurrect the people she killed, bestow them with divine power, and let them come to punish her.

If this could really be done, it would overturn the paradoxical statement "Even God cannot protect" from the root, and also make her, who said this, a clown who is arrogant and stupid.

Finally, she was severely punished, making the causal chain complete.

The only thing Xiao Yu didn't expect was that the Heavenly Emperor not only had a small heart but also liked to show off in front of people so much, he had to hammer her to death in the center of the street, in front of the public, making the mortals in the world worship him and be in awe.

She thought showing off was just a bad habit of transmigrators like her!

"Yu Fengxian, why can you kill Heavenly Gods? Heavens, just now they smashed a big hole in the bluestone floor with one hammer, the golden melon hammer came off, and dozens of people exploded into blood mist, too miserable."

"Stupid, Mu Xiaofeng Fairy represents the will of heaven! Even if Ge Qing is a Heavenly God, he cannot violate the will of heaven."

"Yu Fengxian, are you an immortal now?"

"Mu Xiaofeng Fairy, how did you see that Ge Qing and the others came to the mortal world without permission? Just now they were majestic and full of momentum, they didn't look like—"

"You are a mortal, what can you understand?"

"Could it be that Yu Fengxian is already an immortal? Why can she see at a glance that they are bluffing?"

"She is the person involved, whether she has said anything slandering God, can she not know?"

After Xiao Yu sheathed her sword, the scene immediately changed from quiet to boiling.

Everyone was talking, some were shouting at Xiao Yu from far away, and some who were grazed by the golden melon were crying for "help."

Suddenly, several people screamed at the same time: "Ah, look at that big yellow dog, it, it is actually gnawing on Zhu Tong's head, too cruel, too bold, whose dog is it?"

After Xiao Yu sheathed her sword, she came to Ge Qing's side, squatted down, and bandaged the wound on his face.

Although the skull was cut open by sword Qi and part of the brain was stirred into mush, and brain juice mixed with blood was flowing out, she knew he was not dead yet, and probably had 0.0001 lives left.

She did it on purpose.

"Xiao Qiang, you dead dog, what are you doing?"

She turned her head and saw Xiao Qiang running out from somewhere, sticking out its long tongue, frantically licking Zhu Tong's severed neck.

"Woof woof woof" Xiao Qiang licked very devotedly, didn't even turn its head, and only barked vaguely: "Master, there are many people now, I won't gnaw on the 'God Head,' just lick some heart blood, so sweet, so good to drink.

Master, don't just stand there, you should secretly taste it too.

After drinking the divine blood, the stomach is warm, so energetic, so happy."

"This dog has really become a spirit, become a disaster!"

Before Xiao Yu could speak, the Dog Meat Taoist took a step first, drilled out of the crowd, walked quickly to the side of the corpse, kicked Xiao Qiang back a few steps, and then squatted down himself, groping in the pool of blood.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yu saw that he had several gray flour steamed buns in his arms, and at this moment he was breaking one open and wiping it hard under Zhu Tong's severed neck.

"What a thief Taoist who doesn't keep the precepts, actually wants to eat human blood buns?!" Xiao Yu lowered her voice and shouted: "Even if you want to eat human blood buns, there are so many people here, you should restrain yourself."

"It's not human blood, it's divine blood, and the buns are not for me to eat. Our Xianyun Temple has several little lay Buddhists who are born with tuberculosis and cannot be cured by medicine; they must have a bite of divine blood buns to fully recover."

The Dog Meat Taoist's movements were very slick; in a few words, he had already wiped four or five buns, and no more blood flowed from under Zhu Tong's neck.

Then he turned his gaze to Ge Qing and said: "Ge Qing is a Heavenly General, divine blood has more medicinal effect."

After speaking, he intended to uncover the gauze wrapped around Ge Qing's face—a piece of skirt hem Xiao Yu had torn from her body.

"He is not dead." Xiao Yu pushed his arm away with the scabbard.

"It's better to be dead." The Dog Meat Taoist turned his head and gave her a meaningful look.

Xiao Yu stared at his oily dirty face and bright eyes, and felt a realization in her heart, "He can die, but not now, not in my hands."

"Hey, die early and end it early..."

The Dog Meat Taoist muttered a sentence, then used his Taoist robe hem to carry the blood buns and left the scene.

"End it early?" Xiao Yu murmured.

What did the Dog Meat Taoist want to imply?

Once Ge Qing dies, the case is completely over, and the Heavenly Emperor will no longer pursue her?

Even if the Heavenly Emperor is willing to bet and lose, how does the Dog Meat Taoist know the thoughts of the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court?

Or, is he just seeing through the reason why she left Ge Qing, and tactfully advising her not to toss anymore, and honestly wait for the Jade Emperor's final ruling?

At this time, a 50-year-old woman in a brocade robe rushed out, knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and shouted: "Yu Immortal, Yu God, my son is physically weak, Physician Min said it is a congenital disease, medicine is hard to cure, please have mercy and bestow me a little divine blood~~~"

Xiao Yu was a little irritable.

In another occasion, she would shout loudly: Don't be stupid, human blood buns can't cure diseases.

But Xiao Qiang and the Dog Meat Taoist had other purposes, but Xiao Qiang would definitely not lie.

Perhaps divine blood is really effective?

She didn't intend to try, nor did she want to see the absurd scene of everyone scrambling for human blood... even if the human blood being scrambled for came from Ge Qing, Zhu Tong, and a group of scumbags.

Suddenly, Xiao Yu caught a glimpse of Zhu Yitao standing on a bench at the government office opposite, pointing at the country and talking eloquently.

"Zhu Yi, Zhu Lingjun, hey, Lingjun, don't run~~"

She just reached out to him and hadn't had time to say hello, when Zhu Yitao's face changed greatly, his body shrank, he hid behind the government office runner, bowed his waist and bent his knees, and retreated into the government office.

"Zhu Lingjun has an order, blockade the scene, all levels of government office runners, pay attention to maintaining order!"

Xiao Yu shouted, and then dragged Ge Qing's shoulder and strode toward the government office entrance.

The runners at the door were at a loss, but none dared to stop her.

Before she got close, they scattered and gave way to a wide road.

"Lingjun, I was assassinated by a villain again, and I have to be a witness again!" Xiao Yu shouted while walking into the county government office.

When she reached the door, she suddenly remembered the "Divine Law" that "ghosts and gods cannot enter the county government office without an imperial edict," so she stopped in front of the threshold and said: "Trouble the runner brother to go in and report, just like the Baxia Hutong last time, Yu Fengxian encountered an assassination by a villain again, and there are ghosts and gods among the assassins.

It also happened that a living mouth was left, which can become a witness.

But ghosts and gods cannot enter without an imperial edict—uh~~~"

Xiao Yu's expression froze, she blinked, and looked at the county government office gate again; the door god painting was indeed blank, and suddenly the door god disappeared.

"Where is the Door God? Little girl—"

She just shouted, and even the two vermilion gates with the blank door god paintings disappeared.

Of course, mortals couldn't see it, but she saw the two great gods, Yu Lei and Shen Tu, suddenly appear behind the door, glared at her hatefully, and then carried the two doors and ran away in a flash.

"What does it mean? Not opening the door for me, or letting me in?" Xiao Yu was a little confused.

"Oh my, why did the government office gate disappear?"

"It's the Immortal Fairy's divine power, so powerful."

The government office runners were surprised, and then looked at Xiao Yu with awe.

"Yu Fengxian, go away, Yu Fengxian, leave the government office quickly, stay away from me~~ Stop her, don't let her in, whoever lets her in, I will hit them with a board." Zhu Yitao shouted in the inner courtyard.

Seven or eight government office runners smiled, pushed and shoved each other, and finally blocked a small half of the gate that had lost its door, leaving a large open space for Xiao Yu. **Chapter 180**