Chapter 847
The words "overly sentimental" made Eunuch Wang irritable again.
Chen Guanlou's mouth was really quite good when he wasn't talking, but once he opened it, he was an old yin-yang master. Out of ten people, nine would be angered to death by him.
"Don't be in such a hurry to be angry from embarrassment." Chen Guanlou looked relaxed and comfortable, completely unconcerned about the other party's mood, and said to himself: "That place in the palace is definitely not suitable for you. A genius like you, confined in the palace, must be out of place everywhere, unable to fit in anywhere. Why not come out of the palace and find me? I'll take you to live freely. Not to mention anything else, people like us, just relying on a face, can make the girls in the brothel come one after another, like flower butterflies pouncing on us; there are even crazy ones who would die to throw themselves at us."
"Is Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen mocking me?"
"What do you mean by that?" Chen Guanlou looked like he didn't understand.
"You know clearly that I am a rootless person, yet you insist on talking about finding girls in the brothel. What is it, wanting to see me make a fool of myself?"
"Look at you, you've been in the palace for so many years and haven't learned any other skills, but you've learned the eunuch's habit of being suspicious. I treat you as a normal person, but you, on the other hand, only remember in your brain that you are a disabled person. Has your brain been flooded? I treat you as a normal person, and you're not happy about it. If I really regarded you as a eunuch, I would probably have fought you from here to outside the city already."
Chen Guanlou was very disgusted, disgusted by the other party's surface arrogance and inner inferiority, sensitivity, and suspicion. If you really want to be arrogant, be consistent from inside to out, can you?
Eunuch Wang was a bit stunned.
He had met all kinds of people in the palace for so many years: noble ones, lowly ones, those neither humble nor pushy. He had never met anyone like Chen Guanlou, who from beginning to end had a righteous and confident appearance, not afraid of trouble at all.
His lack of fear didn't stem from status or position, nor did it stem purely from force. It was just a kind of feeling radiating from his bones: I have a difference in status from you, but in terms of personality, I am independent, and there is no distinction between noble and lowly. Stop putting on airs in front of me. Whether you are a beggar or a eunuch, you are a person here. Don't be pretentious, looking like you're dying.
Treat everyone equally!
These words are simple, but how difficult it is to do.
He took a deep breath.
He suddenly realized that the other party had no intention of seeing him make a fool of himself, nor did he care whether his body was disabled. He simply admired his talent and wanted to communicate in depth. During the communication, why not go out and live freely together, and be drinking buddies?
He lowered his head and smiled self-deprecatingly.
It really was being overly sentimental.
"Many thanks for Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen's good intentions; I understand what you mean."
"Do you really understand?" Chen Guanlou was half-believing, "Understanding is good. If you ask me, a qualification like yours is one in ten thousand. Staying in the palace is meaningless, and selling your life for the Embroidered Uniform Guard is even more meaningless. Why not work for me? There are many positions in the Heavenly Prison; as long as you are willing, I will make arrangements. How about it?"
"Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen, is there anyone who poaches people like you? You are truly not afraid of the people in the palace dealing with you. You, a small Jiang Jiang Yucheng, what virtue or ability do you have to dare to poach the palace's corner? Besides, what's good about the Heavenly Prison? It's a filthy place, not even fit to carry shoes for the palace."
"That statement is wrong." Chen Guanlou sneered and retorted: "The Heavenly Prison is indeed filthy, but compared to the palace, it's still considered clean. That place in the palace is only bright on the surface; how filthy it is inside, there is nothing in the world that surpasses it. Eunuch Wang, a person must have grand ambitions! You come to me, money is enough, and you don't have to worry about things, don't have to take responsibility; you can leave if you want, stay if you want. How about it?"
"Not good!"
"You people, why are you all so stubborn? Don't be swayed by the prejudices of the world. The Heavenly Prison is not as bad as you think. Others want to enter the Heavenly Prison to work, and I'm not even happy about it. It's only because I appreciate you and think you are a talent that I am willing to recruit you personally."
After finishing, Chen Guanlou snorted coldly, looking very disgusted.
Being able to be personally recruited by him was an extremely rare and honorable thing. If the other party didn't appreciate it, then forget it. They deserve to continue suffering and being a slave in the palace. "Ma Qianzu" is already a high praise; they only deserve to be a slave!
When words don't match, half a sentence is too much.
He decisively served tea to see the guest out.
It was the middle of the night, and he wanted to rest.
Eunuch Wang, however, had no intention of leaving.
Chen Guanlou asked the other party, "What do you mean?"
"My mission is to monitor you. Report every three days. Since you have already called out my identity, we can be considered to know each other. From today on, I will follow by your side, not leaving a single step. Until the mission ends."
Eunuch Wang had an attitude of taking it for granted. Without needing an invitation, he entered the bedroom, took out a new quilt, and directly occupied the bed.
Chen Guanlou:...
Where was he supposed to sleep?
Occupying the magpie's nest!
Truly occupying the magpie's nest!
He had never seen anyone monitor someone so openly and so shamelessly.
It simply refreshed his cognition and bottom line.
"Don't go too far!"
"What does Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen mean? Can't even spare a place to sleep?"
"In my house, there is only one bedroom where one can sleep. You've occupied it, where am I supposed to sleep?"
"Next door. Clean it up and you can sleep. Make do for one night; tomorrow spend some money to have someone clean up next door. Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen wouldn't be so stingy, would you?"
"You monitor people, you should go to the roof. You occupy the magpie's nest, what's the meaning of this? Do you really think I don't dare to make a move?"
"You can try. I actually have itchy hands and really want to compete with Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen. I just don't know if Jiang Jiang Yucheng Chen has this elegant interest?"
Chen Guanlou:...
At this moment, he didn't want to fight!
Because he didn't want to disturb that group of old turtles, those few Grandmasters.
He made up his mind that before advancing to Grandmaster, he would move his hands less and use his brain more.
And so, he decisively ran to the home of Sister Chunxiang next door and occupied Dawang's bedroom. He drove Dawang out. Cleaning the house in the middle of the night was absolutely impossible. It would never happen in this lifetime.
Dawang: Even if my Brother Lou wants to pick the moon in the sky, he must cooperate!
And so, Chen Guanlou had an extra monitor by his side. No matter where he went, he couldn't escape.
He went to his eldest sister's house to deliver gifts, and the Wang guy followed. He went to Master Du's house to drink, and the other party followed. He went to the brothel to listen to music, and the other party still followed.
Seeing that he was handsome, the girls originally wanted to tease him a bit. But unexpectedly, the other party had a coffin face that said "strangers keep away," which scared the girls. The good atmosphere was completely destroyed.
Chen Guanlou still had to speak to soothe them, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just pretend he doesn't exist. We'll play our own way, don't worry about him."
"Master Chen, he is so scary!"
"That's not called scary; he is clearly jealous. Jealous that we are having fun."
"Then why doesn't he have fun with us?"
"Because he can't!" After Chen Guanlou finished speaking, he laughed happily.
Eunuch Wang's expression didn't change, possessing the composure of Mount Tai collapsing before him without changing color.
"Ah!" The girls expressed surprise one after another, covering their lips with round fans, "So young and already can't, how pitiful."
"Why not find a physician to take a look."
"He can't, could it be because the women he met before were too ugly? Let him have a taste today, maybe he'll be cured."
Hahaha...
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