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Chapter 132

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"Uh, when I was in school, the teacher called me Li Big Pillow..."

Sushang scratched her head quite embarrassedly:

"And what is papermaking? Why would I want to make paper?"

"Sigh, thinking back to when I, Qingque, was in school, my grades weren't that great either."

Qingque couldn't help but shake her head and say with a sigh:

"My literature grade was only sixty back then, barely passing."

"Passing is already very amazing." Sushang said enviously: "I don't even know what it feels like to pass."

"I haven't really been to school much either." Gui Gui Naifen, on the side, also showed an envious expression.

"This dragon lady hasn't been to school either, only the prisoner dragon masters." Bai Lu, lying on the edge of the table, said with a little bit of depression.

The corner of Qingque's eye twitched slightly.

She had deliberately scored sixty in every subject back then just to implement the Doctrine of the Mean.

She didn't expect that one day, she would actually become the most highly educated member among those present.

A famous Luofu Xianzhou streamer, an elite Luofu Xianzhou Cloud Knight, and a mini Luofu Xianzhou Vidyadhara High Elder,

none of their educational backgrounds were higher than Qingque, a small worker at the Divination Commission.

"Luofu Xianzhou's educational work has a long way to go...."

Qingque couldn't help but sigh.

Just at this moment, the sound of clear reading suddenly rang out on the light screen.

【"The Master said: If one hears the Dao in the morning, one can die without regret in the evening."】

A sharp voice sounded, and on the light screen, a starfish wearing glasses, looking like a teacher, was teaching knowledge to little starfish:

【"This sentence is an ancient philosophy of the Catastrophe Empire; do you know what it means?"】

Looking at the scene on the light screen, all living beings in the universe showed curious expressions.

It turned out that this was an ocean planet with surging waves, and houses were distributed along the coast.

In one of the schools, a starfish teacher was teaching the ancient knowledge of the Catastrophe Empire to little starfish.

All living beings in the universe couldn't help but be puzzled.

"Starfish actually teach the knowledge of the Catastrophe Empire?"

"These starfish are quite eager to learn!"

"Although the Catastrophe Empire is brutal, their culture is indeed developed."

Looking at the scene on the light screen, Dr. Ratio on the corporate ship couldn't help but nod.

"Knowing the meaning of learning, these starfish are not completely hopeless."

"This sentence 'If one hears the Dao in the morning, one can die without regret in the evening' of the Catastrophe Empire does have its logic."

Dr. Ratio praised it repeatedly.

Although he did not approve of the values of the Catastrophe Empire, Dr. Ratio felt reverence for the culture of the Catastrophe Empire.

The starfish on the light screen could put aside prejudice and learn the culture of the Catastrophe Empire, which showed that they were not stupid to the point of being hopeless.

Just at this moment, a little starfish on the light screen stood up and said:

【"I know, it means that if you know knowledge in the morning, you will be satisfied even if you die in the evening."】

Listening to the little starfish's words, the starfish teacher frowned tightly.

【"Wrong!"】

The starfish teacher scolded sharply, scaring the little starfish into shivering....

It stood on the podium, raised its hand, and wrote the big characters "If one hears the Dao in the morning, one can die without regret in the evening."

【"If one hears the Dao in the morning, one can die without regret in the evening!"】

【"The meaning of this sentence is: If you expose the hyperspace route to your home planet in the morning, you will be killed by the Catastrophe Empire in the evening."】

【"This sentence reflects the brutal isolationism of the Catastrophe Empire and is a manifestation of the 'Dark Forest Law' of the pre-faster-than-light era of the Catastrophe Empire."】

【"They believe: The universe is a dark forest, every civilization is a hunter with a gun, and any life that exposes its existence will soon be eliminated."】

【"Look! The Catastrophe Empire is so narrow-minded, extreme, and crazy! Full of persecution mania!"】

Listening to the starfish teacher's words on the light screen, question marks appeared one after another on the heads of all living beings in the universe:

"Ah???"

"No??? Buddy, are you sure that's what it means??"

"God, what the hell, know your door in the morning, go kill you in the evening."

"In a sense, starfish are really a group of geniuses."

Dr. Ratio's eye twitched.

He really didn't expect that starfish could be so outrageous to this extent.

【"The Master said: It passes on like this, not ceasing day or night."】

【"It means: The faster-than-light weapons of the Catastrophe Empire are extremely fast, and can make blood flow like a river in an instant, flowing day and night without stopping."】

【"The Master said: If one is not patient in small matters, one will disrupt great plans 2.0."】

【"It means: The nano-weapons of the Catastrophe Empire are very small and difficult to detect, but they can cause huge disasters."】

【"The Master said: A gentleman loves wealth and acquires it in a proper way."】

【"It means: The Catastrophe Empire likes your wealth, so it is reasonable to plunder it."】

【"The Master said: In education, there should be no class distinction."】

【"It means: When the Catastrophe Empire teaches you a lesson, it doesn't care what race you are at all."】

【"The Master did not speak of strange phenomena, physical force, disorder, or spirits."】

【"It means: The Emperor of the Catastrophe Empire can beat the gods of the Void Realm into a state of confusion just by relying on strange physical force."】

All living beings in the universe listened to the starfish teacher's narration, only feeling that their minds were full of chaos.

【"Teacher, then what about 'A bright moon rises above the sea, sharing this moment at the ends of the earth'?"】 A little starfish couldn't help but raise its hand and ask.

127. 【A bright moon rises above the sea (War Moon)】

【"Teacher, then what about 'A bright moon rises above the sea, sharing this moment at the ends of the earth'?"】

On the light screen, a little starfish raised its hand and asked.

The teacher standing on the podium looked at the little starfish.

【"This is also a knowledge point to be taught in this lesson."】

Saying this, the starfish teacher stood on the podium and wrote this passage on the blackboard.

It stretched out its sticky tentacles and pointed at the ten big characters "A bright moon rises above the sea, sharing this moment at the ends of the earth."

【"The meaning of this passage is..."】

【"When the War Moon of the Catastrophe Empire rises on the coastline, all life to the ends of the earth will die at this moment."】

【"This line of poetry is the Catastrophe Empire boasting about its weapons."】

【"But strong starfish are not afraid of their brutal weapons!"】

"Ahahahahahaha!!!!"

Listening to the starfish's explanation on the light screen, Herta, lying on the sofa, couldn't help but laugh out loud:

"No, these starfish are really 22 stupid to the point of being laughable."

"'The Master did not speak of strange phenomena, physical force, disorder, or spirits' actually describes the Emperor of the Catastrophe Empire beating the gods of the Void Realm with his fists."

"And this explanation of 'A bright moon rises above the sea', it killed me with laughter, Screwllum, Ruan Mei, you two should laugh along too!"

Listening to Herta's laughter, the corner of Ruan Mei's mouth couldn't help but curl up into a smile.

She looked at Herta with doting eyes, shook her head, and said:

"Wait until I finish this experiment."

"Oh, the IPC's commission, right."

Listening to Ruan Mei's words, Herta stopped laughing.

She twisted her body and rolled over on the sofa.

"Aijihazo..... that desert planet, right? The family has recently been trying to dig for the remains of the Aeon of Propagation on it."

"Many years ago, the IPC and the Society also tried, but after spending a large amount of manpower and material resources, they found nothing."

Herta lowered her head and glanced at Ruan Mei, who was doing an experiment.

"Although the IPC and the Society are a bunch of mediocre people and fools, since they spent so much effort and found nothing, it might really be a rumor and a scam."

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