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Chapter 312: We generally don't laugh, unless we can't help it

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Qiqiqi Waimen, affiliated with the Cross Religion, is one of the Outer Gates under the control of the Cross Religion.

The religious atmosphere here is intense; rather than calling it an Outer Gate, it would be more appropriate to call it a massive cathedral.

It is one of the main strongholds for the Cross Religion to interfere in the lower zones and propagate its faith, and it is even more so the Holy City among the lower-zone followers of the Cross Religion.

Therefore, Qiqiqi Waimen has another name: the Holy City.

Of course, the Holy City generally does not receive guests, and it certainly does not allow other existences to spy on this place.

However, these things are only the case under normal circumstances.

Is this a normal circumstance now? It is obviously impossible for it to be a normal circumstance.

"How strange, where is the Barrier of the Holy City? And what about those Angels? Wasn't it said that a Four-Digit Exceptional Archangel is stationed in the Holy City all year round?"

"And with the Holy City beaten into such a state, is the Cross Religion not going to do anything about it?"

"Yo, who is this little brother? To actually dare to stand openly on the ruins of that Holy City?"

Threads of divine sense communicated in the void; they were God Kings residing in Heaven, observing with curiosity.

At this moment, in the void, a grumpy male voice began to curse and swear.

"Damn it, isn't this the kid from the Queen's house? How did he end up attacking the Holy City?"

"The kid from the Queen's house? Is that the lucky one who picked up the Spirit Status of the Last King?"

A surprised female voice rang out.

"Uh..."

Indra immediately stopped talking, clearly not wanting to answer.

As the Heavenly Army Commander-in-Chief responsible for the normal operation of the God Slayer War, he actually failed to discover such a huge loophole in the God Slayer War.

Allowing the Last King to awaken early, and even to attack the Holy City.

Good grief, with such a huge responsibility, can he shoulder it?

This scapegoat is just too big.

At this time, a hearty female voice laughed loudly.

"Haha, well smashed! Worthy of being the Queen's Knight; I have long found this fake-looking Holy City unpleasant."

"Monkey..."

Indra, whose true body was still on the way, immediately felt a toothache.

Does this damn monkey not forget to add trouble to the Heavenly Army even at a time like this? Hasn't she already had her two brothers reincarnated? Even Jialing has gone to serve in the Heavenly Army.

Wait... did Su Nian mention before that he had intelligence on the early summoning of the Last King?

Damn it!! If I had known, I would have bought that intelligence!

But why is Arthur still standing here perfectly fine, and why is there no sign of Messiah?

Indra fell into silence; at this moment, his brain crashed for a second.

Could it be... that Messiah flipped his car?

Thinking of this, the corner of Indra's mouth could not help but curl into a smile; if it were true, please forgive him for being unable to hold back his laughter.

"It seems that quite a few people are curious about what happened."

Su Nian, wearing Arthur's skin, looked around, his smiling gaze piquing the curiosity of who knows how many hidden gazes.

They were truly curious about what exactly had happened in this Holy City, this base camp of the lower-zone Cross Religion.

"So, Messiah, or should I say, Heavenly Lord Holy Son, are you still afraid to face reality?"

Su Nian smiled and looked up at the empty ground, where Messiah's corpse was located.

Death in the God Slayer War is not a true death; even after dying, one will be resurrected.

It is just that what is lost during the God Slayer War is truly lost.

Under the great power of the Central Hub and the God-Slayer Treaty, Messiah had long been resurrected.

It is just that the current Messiah is not the Savior possessing the Messiah Spirit Status, but merely an ordinary Four-Digit Avatar of the Holy Son.

"So, can someone tell me what exactly happened? If I don't find out clearly, my heart feels like it's being scratched by a monkey."

In the void, a female monkey scratched her head; she was truly curious about what had happened.

Messiah ignored the remarks of these Gods and Buddhas, his figure slowly appearing.

He took a deep look at Su Nian.

"My things are not so easy to take."

"Um, let me clarify."

Su Nian's mouth split open, and he said mockingly.

"I didn't take it; it ran onto me by itself."

Messiah's face turned green immediately; he also wanted to know what the situation was.

Why did the Messiah Spirit Status he split off run onto Arthur?

Su Nian would certainly not tell him that the Little Garden Central had provided a little bit of help in this.

Of course, more of it was his own choice—to become a Godslayer with the identity of Messiah, with his target aimed directly at the Last King.

And the Last King is, in essence, the ultimate Savior formed by mixing various Saviors and Savior Mythologies.

Messiah is also a part of it.

This led to the fact that under the judgment of the God-Slayer Treaty, in a sense, Messiah could also be seen as a Godslayer who usurped part of the Last King's destiny.

This is also the reason why Heitian and the others did not let Kalki participate in the God Slayer War; they did not want to see Kalki suddenly become part of the Last King as well.

As for the Holy Son, this was all his own voluntary choice, placing the Messiah Spirit Status on the gambling table.

Originally, this was a slaughter-pig scam, but it turned out that some big idiot really bet half their net worth...

At this step, why not swing the knife? Even if Su Nian didn't say it, the Little Garden Central would be unable to resist making a move.

Half of a Two-digit's Spirit Status is also a good thing for Little Garden Central.

"So, what exactly is it? Is there any kind soul willing to explain it to me?"

"Indeed, indeed, this Little Monk is also quite curious."

"Plus one."

In the void, countless divine senses communicated with each other, with no intention at all of hiding it from Su Nian and Messiah.

After all, the law does not punish the masses; with so many guys coming to join in the fun, even a Two-digit would find it difficult to offend them all at once.

"I have the information here, it just depends on whether you are willing to pay the price."

A crisp voice with a hint of a chuckle rang out; Shiroyasha had also run over to join in the fun.

Thanks to Su Nian, the information Shiroyasha obtained was not a small amount; she was the only one besides Su Nian who knew the whole process.

Instantly, Messiah's expression turned dark.

He could no longer care about Arthur; it was Shiroyasha who truly needed attention now.

If he really let her leak the information, where would he be able to put his face?

Although he had already lost most of it anyway.

"By the way, Heavenly Lord Holy Son should have no objections, right?"

Su Nian could not help but speak up; he had always been extremely proficient at kicking someone when they were down.

Of course, the one speaking here was not Arthur, but rather Su Nian speaking through a temporary Fiction of himself.

This was to clear his own suspicion and make a clean holy break from Arthur's identity.

"None."

Messiah said through gritted teeth.

According to the unspoken rules of information exchange in Little Garden, once information has been sold and confirmed to be expired, it can be traded again, unless it is bought out completely.

Just like the information about the early Summoning of the Last King this time, the timeliness of this information was only valid during the early stages of the God Slayer War, before the Last King was summoned.

And once it was used, it meant the information had expired.

As for Thousand Eyes profiting again from the expired information, that was Thousand Eyes' business and had nothing to do with the buyer.

Unless the information was bought out completely.

"Since the Holy Son is so willing to give me face, then I will speak plainly."

Shiroyasha waved her little hand; what information fee? Everyone is a good friend, what kind of information fee is needed?

Just go back to Thousand Eyes and give them a token of appreciation; she believed that everyone was not short of that little bit of money.

"We once sold the Holy Son information on summoning the Last King early."

The air was silent for a few seconds, followed by a void that was like a pot exploding.

Streams of divine sense began to communicate back and forth in the void.

With the information revealed by Shiroyasha, the current situation was now very obvious.

The Holy Son used some means to summon the Last King early, wanting to kill the Last King in the initial stage to usurp his destiny.

As a result, for some unknown reason, the Holy Son crashed.

Yes, a Two-digit Avatar descended to bully a newcomer Four-digit, and ended up crashing.

"Hahahaha, sorry, we really couldn't help it."

"I've learned something new, I've really learned something new."

"Pfft, it really did crash."

Finally, the late-arriving Indra arrived at the scene and listened to the exchange of divine senses in the void.

Even though he had expected it, he really couldn't hold it in.

Indra patted Messiah on the shoulder sympathetically.

"My condolences. Don't worry, as your good brother, I generally won't mock you."

"And you have to believe that we have undergone professional training; we generally don't laugh."

Just as Indra said, he really did keep his expression in check and didn't laugh out loud.

"So, brother, can you tell me how you lost to him?"

Indra hooked his arm around Messiah's shoulder, winking and gesturing, his eyes drifting toward Su Nian from time to time.

He was also very curious about how Su Nian, who was exuding the aura of a newbie from head to toe, managed to defeat Messiah, who was the Holy Son himself logged in.

He could only be called a leader of the younger generation, but he was still quite a bit behind old guys like them.

Messiah's face was already as black as the bottom of a pot; he broke free from Indra's arm, showing no sign at all of wanting to pay attention to Indra.

Indra shook his head helplessly, turned to look at Su Nian, and skillfully prepared to hook up with Su Nian again.

Then he was slapped away by Su Nian.

"So, does the little guy from the Queen's house know what happened?"

Indra asked curiously; he was really very curious about how the Holy Son lost.

And what did this have to do with that rabbit-boy Long-Eared Diguang Buddha?

After all, it concerned how he could make a perfect getaway and shake off the black pot on his back.

Su Nian tilted his head, was silent for a long time, brewed his emotions, and said in an incredulous tone.

"Messiah committed suicide. I don't know what happened either; he suddenly used his Authority to perish together with my Avalon."

"Huh?"

Indra was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Messiah with some disbelief, and scratched his own head.

Why? He couldn't figure out for the life of him why Messiah would commit suicide for no reason.

But looking at the Holy Son's expression, this seemed to be the truth; it didn't look like he was lying.

This Messiah doesn't look like he has gone insane.

"What does this have to do with Long-Eared Diguang Buddha?"

"Perhaps it's because he was tricked to death by Long-Eared Diguang Buddha? Do you know Tongtian Jiaozhu? Your good brother's situation is about the same as his."

Relying on the Authority of the earth, Mata, who had learned what had happened through the earth, covered her mouth and said.

"Cough, cough!"

Indra could completely no longer hold it together now.

Or rather, who could possibly hold it together?

Just how unlucky must a person be to enjoy the same treatment as Tongtian Jiaozhu?

If only Messiah had chosen to commit suicide a little later, he would have known that the Holy Grail he had given away had arrived, and he would not have chosen to perish together with Avalon.

And if it had been earlier, just a few seconds earlier, before the Holy Grail hit the ground and fell over, he wouldn't have failed his resurrection and gotten stuck.

The resurrection Authority he had meticulously prepared for himself did not have such poor effects.

But it just so happened that at the moment he committed suicide, Long-Eared Diguang Buddha dropped the Holy Grail, and the holy water accumulated in the tipped-over Holy Grail poured out.

"Sorry, we have undergone professional training, so we generally don't laugh."

Indra clutched his stomach, his body twitching with laughter.

"Unless we really can't help it."

"I really didn't expect that you would fail so dramatically."

Indra laughed wildly while forcefully patting Messiah's back, as if that could help him control his laughter.

In the void, those God Kings who were there to watch the fun also couldn't hold it in, and one after another, they burst into laughter.

If the victim were not this Two-digit Avatar of Messiah, they would only think this was a play.

But who could have guessed that reality is often far more magical than drama.

(End of this chapter)

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