[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em":3,"chapter-in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em-in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em-chapter-33":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Laying Flat Across the Heavens to Become an Emperor",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2218012,3973,"Chapter 33","in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em-chapter-33",33,"\u003Cp>\"Go to your grandmother's leg.\" Duan De looked humiliated and cursed under his breath, then immediately began to haggle: \"How about two pieces? Two plus one is the number of three, after all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Deal,\" Lin Xian said crisply and decisively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan De was stunned for a moment, unable to tell whether he had lost or gained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This world is truly full of heroes and emerging geniuses; even this poor Daoist has times when he misses the mark. This time, I shall curb my pride and impatience.\" Duan De's expression shifted unpredictably, turning from green to red. After weighing the pros and cons, he finally let out a long sigh, handed over the two source stones, and cupped his hands: \"The mountains are high and the road is long; let us not meet in the world of men.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the words had even faded, the fat Daoist hurriedly transformed into a divine rainbow and fled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heavenly Master,\" Ye Fan watched Duan De's retreating figure and couldn't help but mutter: \"You just let him go so easily?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Naturally not.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xian chuckled and said meaningfully: \"Have you ever seen someone harvest leeks by pulling out the roots? As long as Duan De remains, we need not fear a lack of treasures. We must prioritize sustainable development.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leeks, huh...\" Ye Fan mused, a strange smile appearing on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Besides, I bet he will definitely come back.\" Lin Xian stood with his hands behind his back, looking confident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Fan was taken aback and asked, confused: \"Why?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fat Daoist Duan De had suffered three losses here; why would he return?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even a pig would learn to be smart after stumbling three times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because he is Duan De,\" Lin Xian laughed, teasing: \"His retreats and advances are swift as the wind; his maneuvers are slow as the forest; his grave-robbing is aggressive as fire; and he remains unmoved as a mountain when allies are in trouble.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Black-bellied and shameless, sinister and base, he walks the underground year-round conducting archaeological work, excels at swindling and deceiving, and would risk his life for treasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as the profit is great enough, Duan De would even sell the rope used to hang himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If his life is gone, he can just be buried for another lifetime; but if his money is gone, it is truly gone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the banter, the Green Emperor's ancient tomb underwent another change. Waves of energy like a vast ocean swept across the heavens, and many cultivators, unable to control their divine rainbows, fell directly from the high sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The powerful force was so oppressive it made people unable to breathe, and their souls trembled instinctively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Rumble!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deafening sound erupted. Ye Fan's expression changed drastically as he looked at the five great figures in the distance, exclaiming: \"Did they really open the Demon Emperor's tomb?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Immortal Second-tier Great Experts attacking an Emperor's tomb? What a joke.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xian sneered, then grabbed Ye Fan and leaped into the shadows, concealing their figures to observe quietly, whispering: \"Even if the Great Emperor's tomb didn't attack on its own, Great Experts couldn't shake it in the slightest even if they attacked for ten thousand years.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then... what is going on with that palace?\" Ye Fan looked into the distance. The magnificent ancient palace was emitting rumbling sounds and completely cracking apart. Endless rays of light shot out in all directions, and the Great Emperor's burial objects were appearing one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rarest and most precious spiritual treasures were all snatched away by top-tier experts using great divine abilities. The remaining spiritual treasures were merely bowls, chopsticks, pillows, beads, and mirrors—ornaments that did not catch the eyes of Great Experts, left for cultivators at the Wheel Sea and Dao Palace levels to scavenge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ancient Great Emperors used the universe as their dojo, transformed star regions into heavenly palaces, and resided high in the thirty-three heavens, with palaces stretching on, blocking out the sun.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This place is not the Green Emperor's heavenly palace, but an imperial sub-capital.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just like a mortal's ancestral home; after struggling in the universe and starry sky when young, one returns to their roots in old age, back to the place of origin.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That palace is not the Green Emperor's tomb; at best, it is a mausoleum house before the Green Emperor's tomb. The spiritual treasures here were not left by the Green Emperor, but should be the daily necessities left by the tomb keepers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xian narrowed his eyes, watching the streaks of light, and murmured: \"The true treasure of the Green Emperor has not yet appeared. That thing—don't talk about Great Experts; even if a Saint came, they would die!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, from the dazzling light that had not yet dissipated, a brilliant beam of light shot out, making the sun, moon, and stars pale in comparison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a great sun exploding, everyone, including the Great Experts and the existences peeking from the shadows, subconsciously closed their eyes, their vision stinging with pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is that?\" Ye Fan was dumbfounded, for he discovered that the brilliant beam of light was rushing toward the stone mountain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Lin Xian hadn't pulled him away, he would have either been killed by the beam or casually crushed by the great figures fighting for the treasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Green Emperor's weapon: A single lotus in the eternal blue sky.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xian's gaze was fervent as he looked at the chaotic green lotus, murmuring: \"An Emperor's weapon is the continuation of a Great Emperor's life and the embodiment of their Dao fruit. The tomb keeper holding an Emperor's weapon is the true deterrent, the true protection, and a source of peace of mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Emperor's weapon shot out millions of divine rays, the brilliance so splendid that its true form could not be seen. The scorching light made it impossible to open one's eyes, as if billions of stars were burning simultaneously. The entire world shook violently, and it crashed into the stone mountain with a \"boom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything was pulverized; no matter how powerful a cultivator was, in front of an Emperor's weapon, they turned into mists of blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a powerful weapon—Great Experts dared not touch it, and even Saints would die. Back then, the Green Emperor's lineage guarded the tomb, holding an Emperor's weapon, suppressing the foundation of eternity; they were a major power that held weight even in the universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"An Emperor's weapon, so powerful... how did this place become a primitive ruin?\" Ye Fan asked subconsciously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, why? Why was there only a primitive ruin here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who could target a Great Emperor's power, a Supreme Dao family, that had just been founded?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was only one answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Forbidden Zone...\" Lin Xian suddenly recalled a rumor: entering the Divine Ruins, walking through the Southern Heavenly Gate, leaping over the Heavenly Palace—the Green Emperor had once beheaded two true Holy Spirits under that immortal flat peach tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps the Green Emperor's lineage was wiped out by a Forbidden Zone Supreme to test whether the Green Emperor was dead or alive, or perhaps a Great Accomplishment Holy Spirit came seeking revenge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the long years of eternity, such tragedies were not unique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the Primordial Era, the Primordial Emperor Yuan Huang did not wish to enter the Life Forbidden Zone and chose to transform into a Dark Supreme, choosing to Dao-ize into the heavens and earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Yuan Huang died, two terrifying Holy Spirits emerged, wanting to seize Yuan Huang's remaining weapon. They descended upon that clan and nearly wiped out a major imperial clan that was at the peak of its glory, looking down upon the Primordial Era.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eight major Primordial Royal Clans were subordinates of the Primordial Lake and received orders from the Imperial Clan to go to the rescue, but all of them died.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Huang had three children, each of whom was shocking and heaven-defying, and every one of them could have reached the half-step path to enlightenment, but they were all exhausted in that battle, and even their descendants were dragged into it. In the end, only a dozen bloodlines remained from Yuan Huang's youngest child's lineage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the birth of an enlightened one to their passing, and then to the rise of their children, there would be at least tens of thousands of years of prosperity. Not to mention having alternative enlightened ones in every generation, with the blessing of Imperial blood, producing several Ninth-Heaven Quasi-Emperors would be easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Green Emperor has been gone for only ten thousand years, yet his descendants have fallen so far; there must be a major problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, the current structure of the universe would inevitably be a Ninth-Heaven Quasi-Emperor of the Green Emperor's lineage, holding the Green Lotus Emperor's weapon, suppressing the Big Dipper, and commanding the ten directions of the galaxy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A disgrace to the Supreme Dao forces.\" Lin Xian thought of the few stragglers left of the Green Emperor's lineage and couldn't help but mutter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even on the Ziwei Emperor Star, where ancient scriptures were lost, Emperor's weapons were missing, and the Sun God Sect was near extinction, there were still one or two Great Experts guarding the gate.\u003C\u002Fp>",1531,"2026-06-17T13:59:08.338Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","8e0b22768c37a4c560efdba179e3a80ded451461578f80b0b1c2813c9ee8405d","in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em-chapter-34","in-the-all-heavens-i-slacked-off-to-become-an-em-chapter-32",469,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Flaying-flat-across-the-heavens-to-become-an-empe-cover.jpg"]