[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group":3,"chapter-infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-chapter-36":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Infinite Faith System: Join the Divine Chat Group",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1373166,1815,"Chapter 36: God’s Fury! Two Little Friends Scared Out of Their Wits","infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-chapter-36",36,"\u003Cp>A few days later, in the Wanjie Chat Group—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit of the Demon Sword:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ding ding~ Punching in!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Murong:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"╮(╯＿╰)╭ I’m going crazy over here! These fools, you teach them how to think, but they’re all illiterate! I have to explain every little thing one by one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does anyone know how to make these people learn faster? I can’t become a full-time teacher!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ninja Scientist:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Education is a must... but your situation sounds tough. You’ll have to be patient.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Murong:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"⊙﹏⊙) But I want to offer sacrifices soon! Everything is prepared, and I’m stuck waiting because most of them can’t even read! Damn it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ninja Scientist:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft. You were bubbling around in the group every day. You didn’t prepare properly—no wonder you’re stuck! You deserve to suffer, salted fish.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit of the Demon Sword:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"⊙▽⊙ No need to panic, little brother~ Show them the greatness of our God first, then slowly educate them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Very few people in my world could read either.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She couldn’t help but laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was too ridiculous—how could they carry out a national sacrifice when even basic reading was a problem?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Say hello and the people would just stare blankly at you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Li:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bro, you’re thinking too small.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Start by training a few teachers first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Teach one, let them teach ten, ten teach a hundred—it spreads fast! That’s what I did!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Murong:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is that so? I get it now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate King of the Caribbean:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ugh, it’s been rough for me too. I sneak around the Navy every day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Barely scraping together any gold coins. Even robbery is hard lately...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>God of Eternity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But as far as I know, you’re spending more time in taverns fooling around with dancing girls than you are building an altar.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Li:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Σ(っ°Д °;)っ WHOA, My God!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Murong:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Paying my respects to the Eternal God!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Peace:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Greeting my God!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit of the Demon Sword:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"(⊙▽⊙) Worshiping the great Lord!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Pirates of the Caribbean world, Jack Sparrow, who was happily drinking in a crowded tavern, suddenly spit out his rum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lively bar fell silent in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jack’s crewmates rushed over, alarmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Captain! What’s wrong?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jack wiped his mouth, sweat pouring down his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"N-Nothing...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his hands trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That message... it couldn’t be real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could the Eternal God really see everything he did?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate King of the Caribbean:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Misunderstanding, Your Holiness!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I work day and night to build the altar, but the navies are united!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I only have a few ships—it’s impossible!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>God of Eternity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You dare to quibble? Jack Sparrow, born in 1691, you wear a red headscarf, carry a useless compass, and your mortal enemy is Barbossa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shall I go on?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>God of Eternity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you swear you’re not drinking in a bar right now, I’ll believe you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jack’s entire body went cold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The drink dripped forgotten from his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... this couldn’t be happening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could God know everything about him...?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate King of the Caribbean:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"(Knocking head.jpg) I admit it! I was wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Please, Lord God, grant me one last chance! I deceived you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Peace:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahaha, so he really is a liar! Even dared to lie to a god!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ninja Scientist:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This old scoundrel! I knew it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He told me he was a king! Turns out he’s just a lousy pirate!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Li:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Unforgivable! To deceive the gods—this crime must be punished!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was no joke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eternal God truly knew their lives inside and out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even knew their thoughts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They broke into a cold sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>God of Eternity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you know fear now, listen well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone may use my meditation techniques, but lying to me is unforgivable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So I offer you two choices.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"First, you die in penance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your soul will serve me for ten thousand years, and only then will you be forgiven.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second, you have three days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Offer a worthy sacrifice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you fail—your world will wither and perish.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eternal God’s voice was calm, but each word struck their hearts like a hammer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t just bluffing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit of the Demon Sword:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"⊙﹏⊙) Lord God! Please don’t destroy my world!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll start building an altar right away! I swear I won’t lie again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ninja Scientist:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Didn’t you lie before too, you little liar?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit of the Demon Sword:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Σ(っД;)っ No! No! You’re making things up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate King of the Caribbean:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I swear, I will complete the sacrifice within three days!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jack Sparrow was trembling, but also breathing easier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he wasn’t instantly destroyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he dared not slack off anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eternal God had spoken—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if the world collapsed, there would be nowhere left to hide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jack wiped the sweat from his brow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His heart beat violently in his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One thing was clear now:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He would never lie to the Eternal God again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not even in jest.\u003C\u002Fp>",815,"2026-06-05T21:52:16.553Z",1,"novelbin.me","3b8adc42eb043f64626923c8c498699d86777affce01ffa1b87a9af4bf582349","infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-chapter-37","infinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-chapter-35",391,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Finfinite-faith-system-join-the-divine-chat-group-cover.jpg"]