Chapter 510: Ahri's homework!

Zhang Xingqi asked eagerly: "Where?"

Chu Xun raised his sore arm and pointed at Constantine's lungs, "Here."

Zhang Xingqi said in shock: "What? The door is in Zha Kang's lungs?"

Chu Xun nodded and said, "Yes, Zha Kang's lungs have accumulated a large amount of viruses."

Constantine smiled bitterly and said: "Yes, I have terminal lung cancer, and I was originally about to die."

Chu Xun said: "Because you have lung cancer, it attracts more viruses, aggravates your lung cancer, and makes you suffer several times more pain than before."

Constantine took a hard breath, "Yes, I feel like my lungs are like bellows riddled with holes. Let alone talking, even breathing is very difficult."

Zhang Xingqi asked: "But what does this have to do with the hospital?"

Chu Xun said: "In the world of illness, we need to change our inherent thinking. In our inherent thinking, gods are tall and mighty, but in fact, God is just a pronoun, and not all gods are Some are tall and some are so tiny that we can't see them with our naked eyes."

The fat man asked: "Brother Xun, do you mean that the door god of the sick sect will become invisible?"

Chu Xun shook his head and said: "It's not invisible, but it's so tiny that it's smaller than a cell, just like a bacterium."

Zhang Xingqi asked in astonishment: "The God of Diseases is a group of bacteria?"

Chu Xun said: "Yes, this bacterial group cannot speak, but it can lodge in the human body, causing pain and discomfort, until it consumes all the life of the host. When Constantine died of lung cancer, its power It will become bigger, and then it will enter the human bodies of several of us and torture us to death."

The fat man shrank his tongue and said, "Then let's stay away from Uncle Zha."

Constantine rolled his eyes at the fat man and said, "Thank you."

Zhang Xingqi frowned and said: "This is troublesome. If the god has a specific form, then we can kill it easily. However, this disease door god is full of bacteria smaller than cells, so how can we kill it?"

Angela asked: "Where is the medicine?"

Chu Xun said: "Generally speaking, drugs can indeed kill bacteria, but they must be targeted. The current situation is that the bacterial group we are facing is a conscious group, the ancient gods of hell, so ordinary drugs are also ineffective. of."

Angela asked eagerly: "Then what should we do?"

Chu Xun pursed his lips and said, "It seems that we can only try the ancient method."

Angela asked: "What ancient method?"

The fat man said: "I know, let's burn Uncle Zha to death! Then the germs will also be burned to death."

Constantine coughed heavily, "Fat man..."

The fat man said quickly: "Uncle Zha, I just said that casually, don't worry, my method is definitely not as good as Brother Xun's."

Chu Xun nodded and said: "To deal with germs, we must indeed burn him to death. However, instead of burning Zha Kang directly, we must first drive out these conscious viruses from Zha Kang, and then burn him to death with fierce fire."

Zhang Xingqi said: "This is a good idea, but... how can we drive out the conscious virus?"

Constantine coughed twice and said feebly: "I know this, I need to use a spell."

Zhang Xingqi said: "Then why don't you quickly exorcise yourself?"

Constantine smiled bitterly and said: "No, I am an exorcist, not an exorcist. Besides, even if I know how to exorcise gods, I can't support it at all in my current physical condition."

Zhang Xingqi frowned and said, "What can we do? None of us can exorcise gods at all."

Constantine said painfully: "Otherwise, you should follow the fat man's method and give me a good time."

Chu Xun said in a deep voice: "Zha Kang, don't say stupid things. We came to hell together and we must leave hell together."

Constantine said sadly: "But I really can't stand it anymore."

Chu Xun said: "Hold on, I already have a suitable candidate."

Zhang Xingqi asked in confusion: "Who among us can exorcise gods?"

Chu Xun did not answer, but silently took out the rice cooker from the infinite backpack.

This rice cooker is where Ahri, the nine-tailed demon fox, lives!

And Ahri, the nine-tailed demon fox, is the domestic immortal god from the East!

The fat man said excitedly: "Brother Xun is awesome! We almost forgot that there is a little fox!"

Zhang Xingqi also understood immediately and snorted coldly: "So I asked this little vixen to help me, huh."

At this point, Chu Xun had no time to explain anything. Chu Xun opened the lid of the rice cooker——

Uh-huh!

A coquettish blue-purple electric current swirled around Chu Xun, and then condensed into a charming figure.

"Brother Master~" Ah Li gave Chu Xun a flirtatious wink.

Chu Xun felt that the hairs all over his body were standing on end, as if he had been exposed to static electricity.

Zhang Xingqi's face was gloomy.

Chu Xun quickly cleared his throat, "Ali, can you exorcise gods?"

"Exorcism?" Ah Li blinked her big watery eyes and said righteously: "Brother Master, exorcism and other things are all feudal superstition and cannot be believed."

Damn it.

Ah Li, are you still a family fairy?

You shouldn't have even forgotten your Hu family's homework, right?

Zhang Xingqi on the side couldn't help itHe sneered and said: "Ah, as a vixen, you don't believe in superstition, so what do you believe in? Do you believe in science?"

Ahri said confidently: "Science is not omnipotent, and Ahri does not believe in science. What Ahri believes in is the great master brother. Why, aren't you the same?"

Damn it.

This little fox is so good at flattery!

Zhang Xingqi was speechless for a moment.

The fat man said with emotion: "It's also flattering, why can you say words like great master brother, but I can only call Brother Xun awesome?"

Chu Xun said in a deep voice: "Don't be joking, Ah Li, I'm telling you seriously. We are now trapped in the sick door. I guess the door god of the sick door is in Zha Kang's lungs, so I I need you to exorcise the gods."

Ahri said hesitantly: "Ahri will definitely die to share his master's worries. However, Ahri has never done anything to exorcise gods. Besides, Constantine is a foreigner. Ahri's method of exorcising gods is , is a relatively ancient method of our Eastern civilization. It is a bit rustic and not foreign. I don't know if it will be useful to foreigners."

Chu Xun said: "In this situation, we can no longer care about so much. Just treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor. Just try your best to drive away the gods, and leave the rest to me."

Ah Li thought for a while, "Okay, but don't worry, I have to feel it first."

Chu Xun said: "Okay, you should do it as soon as possible."

Ah Li cleared her throat, made a gesture of turning her handkerchief, and sang in a long-pitched voice: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"

Damn it.

This... a two-person turn?

Chu Xun's scalp suddenly became numb.

Zhang Xingqi, Fatty and others looked confused.

​Obviously, they had never heard this ditty before.

For people like Chu Xun, who grew up watching the Spring Festival Gala, the phrase "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey," is really too much.

​Wait a minute, two people can exorcise gods?

Ahri, please stop making trouble!