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Chapter 503: Brainless dog licking!

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Damn it, this damn fat guy.

At this time, I actually still have the time to pee!

Chu Xun secretly complained in his heart, unfastened his belt and stood side by side with the fat man.

The fat man asked: "Brother Xun, do you also pee yourself?"

Chu Xun said: "I am mainly afraid that you will fall, so I will accompany you."

The fat man said excitedly: "Brother Xun, you are so kind. I respect you——"

Chu Xun frowned and shouted: "Just talk, don't face me!"

The fat man quickly laughed and said, "Yes!"

The two of them started to drink freely.

Under the hollow, a large amount of urine rained.

"Hell is so dangerous, why don't we get pissed on by our brothers?"

"Haha! Brother Xun is right! It's great to follow Brother Xun!"

Chu Xun and Fatty burst out laughing.

"These two guys! It's so..." Zhang Xingqi clenched her fists angrily.

Angela smiled and said: "Xingqi, don't be so angry. You are a man. If you don't be rude, you won't be called a man."

Zhang Xingqi said: "I don't blame them for being rude! I just...I think so too!"

Angela was startled for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You are indeed the same free and easy people. How about you go to the entrance of the cave as well? I'll tell them and ask them to turn around and stop looking?"

Zhang Xingqi said quickly: "Forget it, forget it, I am not the same person as them, I am the eldest lady! I...I can bear it."

Good kidney!

Angela smiled and said: "Okay then."

At this time, Chu Xun and Fatty came back talking and laughing.

"Xingqi, come here."

"No!" Zhang Xingqi said angrily.

Chu Xun said: "Do you still want the spoils of war?"

Zhang Xingqi's eyes suddenly lit up, "Yes."

The spoils of reincarnation cannot be distributed in front of Angela and Constantine.

Chu Xun took Fatty and Zhang Xingqi to the corner and began to distribute.

"Let's distribute the remaining loot of the Angel of Famine first - the Angel of Famine, Salil, still has a Halberd of Desolation left. This Halberd of Desolation is an S-class weapon, but it can only be used with fallen divine power, so it is of no use. Big. However, if we sell it, such a good weapon may fall into the hands of our opponents, so the best way is to digest it internally."

Chu Xun said: "The basic attribute of this Halberd of Desolation is +50 physical strength. I can use the Horadric Cube to extract this basic attribute and enchant it onto a weapon or shield. For you, fat man, the improvement effect is The biggest one, so, Fatty, I have discussed it with Xingqi, and this Halberd of Desolation is yours."

The fat man said excitedly: "Brother Xun!How embarrassing is this! I only participated in the battle against Plague Angel Samuel! I didn't even participate in the subsequent battles! How dare I share your spoils! "

Chu Xun said: "It stands to reason that since you did not participate in the battle of Angel of Famine, the spoils of war do not need to be divided among you. However, we are a whole. If you are unable to make up for this shortcoming, our overall combat effectiveness will be reduced." It will be weak. I don't want to leave you alone next time."

The fat man had tears in his eyes, "Brother Xun, don't say anything! I, Zuo Lun, will only recognize you as my eldest brother for the rest of my life!"

Chu Xun said: "Put this halberd of desolation with me first. I will help you enchant it after you return to the main god space."

The fat man nodded heavily, "Okay, Brother Xun! So, how many points do I need to give?"

Zhang Xingqi next to her said: "Just give me 50,000 points."

The fat man said in shock: "So cheap? This is an S-class weapon! Even if you have to smelt it, you can still get 50 points of physical attributes! 50,000 points are just like giving it to you for nothing!"

Zhang Xingqi said: "I have a new agreement with you, Brother Xun. From now on, for every piece of loot that Chu Xun wants, we will not take points. As long as it is what we want, we will only use the lowest points. This way, we will save you the trouble." I'm going to make a plan."

The fat man grinned and said: "Okay, okay! It should have been like this a long time ago! All these trophies were obtained by Brother Xun! It's already good that we can pick up the leaks!"

Zhang Xingqi rolled her eyes at the fat man angrily, "You're a stupid licker!"

The fat man said happily: "Thank you!"

Damn it, fat man, you are so...

Chu Xun shook his head helplessly, "Next, we start distributing the spoils of Death Angel Leviathan."

Zhang Xingqi and Fatty were all attentive.

Chu Xun first took out the Death Scythe, "This is Leviathan's S-class weapon. Like the previous Halberd of Desolation, it requires fallen divine power to be driven. However, its basic attributes are better than the Halberd of Desolation. +60 strength."

Zhang Xingqi's eyes lit up, "I want it!"

She had already bought a +50 power war bone spear before!

Chu Xun asked: "Xingqi, do you want to return the war bone spear and replace it with the death sickle?"

Zhang Xingqi said: "I'm not short of those points. If possible, I would like to have both."

Chu Xun said: "However, only the highest basic attribute will be extracted. In other words, if you mix the War Bone Spear and the Desolation Halberd together for smelting, you can only smelt out 60 strength."

Zhang Xingqi was slightly startled, "If the two S-level weapons are smelted together, there will be no other improvement?"

Chu Xun said: "Of course! The two S-class weapons themselves are extremely powerful enchanting materials! Maybe they can directly upgrade your S-class Grand Crusader Sword to an S+-class weapon."

Zhang Xingqi smiled and said: "That's it! I want both! I owed you 600,000 points before, but now I owe you...700,000!"

"Okay," Chu Xun said cheerfully: "The Death Scythe is yours too. Leave it with me for now."

Zhang Xingqi asked: "What's next?"

Chu Xun said: "The second trophy is the broken angel wings. I have gathered four broken angel wings to resurrect Constantine."

The fat man hissed, "It turns out that Constantine is the fallen angel! It's really hard to tell!"

Zhang Xingqi sarcastically said: "Yeah, who would have thought that you, the fat man, are actually a member of a noble family and can recite 500 digits of pi."

The fat man's face turned red and he smiled dryly: "That's all in the past. Who hasn't done one or two stupid things when they were young? Brother Xun, go on, what other trophies are there?"

Chu Xun said: "The third item is a rune amulet. This amulet is S+ level and has the attribute of stagnant light return."

Zhang Xingqi exclaimed: "Good stuff!"

Chu Xun said: "This amulet is of great use to me, so I accept it. Do you have any objections?"

The fat man grinned cheerfully and said, "Of course I have no objection! The stronger Brother Xun is, the happier we will be!"

Zhang Xingqi said arrogantly: "Hmph, I don't care about the light-returning amulet! Just keep it for yourself, Chu Xun."

"Okay," Chu Xun smiled and continued: "There is one last trophy, the Helmet of the Fallen Angel."

Zhang Xingqi was stunned, "Fallen angel suit?"

Chu Xun said: "Yes."

Zhang Xingqi shrugged, "It goes without saying, it's yours too."

Chu Xun said: "Okay, you go and rest first. After the rest is over, we will have a showdown with Mammon."

Zhang Xingqi pursed her lips slightly, "Chu Xun, Mammon must be very powerful, and I am worried not only about Mammon - but also Lucifer."

Chu Xun smiled faintly, "Don't worry, I have my own sense of discretion."

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