Chapter 191

Zhizunbao opened his eyes and saw a terrifying face leaning in; he jumped backward violently and then threw a punch.

"Damn, Blind Man, what are you doing!"

"Coveting this Boss's beauty again!"

Blind Man screamed, covered his eyes, looked at Zhizunbao resentfully, and said: "Boss, as soon as I came in, I saw you opening your arms, and your mouth was kissing back and forth there."

"I thought you wanted to kiss me."

Zhizunbao knocked on his head with a punch, "I wouldn't kiss you even if I were kissing someone!"

"Speak, what are you looking for me for!"

Blind Man rubbed his eyes, pointed to the sky outside which was already bright, and said: "It's dawn, we should set off to rob."

Zhizunbao tidied his clothes, picked up his axe, tucked it into the back of his waist, and walked out of the room first.

He looked back at Blind Man who was still in a daze and said: "What are you still standing there for, let's go!"

"Oh~" Blind Man covered his eyes and followed him coyly.

After gathering the brothers in the village, Zhizunbao led more than a dozen brothers to the small path and ambushed on the side.

Daniu walked over quietly at this time and whispered: "Boss, people are coming soon, a carriage, a coachman, and two servants."

Zhizunbao subconsciously wanted to touch the beard on his chin, but touched empty air; he said uncomfortably: "Remember, rob the soles of the feet! See if there are three moles."

Although what Bai Jingjing said last night about being the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, and the images that appeared in his dream, made his heart full of doubts. But Chun Shanniang's martial power still pressured him to complete the other party's task first.

After waiting for a while, the carriage creaked and drove over.

Zhizunbao suddenly shouted, "Brothers, charge, rob the soles of the feet!!"

"Charge!!"

More than a dozen people held various weapons and rushed up in a swarm, scaring the coachman into stopping hurriedly and jumping off the carriage tremblingly.

The carriage curtain opened, and one of the old masters in his sixties asked the servant beside him with some terror, "What are they robbing?"

"Master, it seems they are robbing the soles of the feet." The servant beside him responded with a strange expression.

The old master glanced at his lower body, which only had two thighs left, and said with some terror, "What to do if there are no soles of the feet?"

At this time, the Second-in-Command had already jumped out, brandished his mountain-opening saber and said to the crowd: "Everyone take off your shoes and reveal your soles!"

"Whoever dares not to listen, I will chop you with one saber!"

How would those servants dare to resist these mountain bandits holding weapons; one by one, they took off their shoes and revealed their soles.

The Second-in-Command checked very actively, then said to Zhizunbao with some disappointment: "Boss, there is no one with three moles."

Zhizunbao waved his hand, "Let them go first."

After this group of people left, Zhizunbao led the crowd to sit and rest on the small path nearby.

He closed his eyes slightly, and was frantically recalling the dream from last night in his mind.

The first dream was somewhat mysterious, but that mountain cave filled with water gave him a slight sense of familiarity.

But that voice gave him an instinctive feeling of disgust in his heart.

In the second dream, he couldn't control his body at all and could only watch himself attack and kill those two stunning women as a bystander.

Even now, thinking of the blonde woman from last night, a smile curled at the corner of Zhizunbao's mouth unnaturally.

He had stayed in this Wuyue Mountain for so many years, and the most beautiful women he had seen were just Chun Shanniang and Bai Jingjing, these two women with powerful martial strength who had just arrived here.

But the two women he saw in his dream were definitely stunning women no less beautiful than Chun Shanniang and Miss Bai Jingjing.

Thinking of the end of the dream, after he could freely control his body, he hugged the blonde woman, that softness, that smoothness.

"Very moist..."

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw his twenty-plus lackeys all looking at him with a strange expression.

"What are you looking at, my face is clean, much more handsome."

"Jealous, huh!"

The Second-in-Command said blankly: "It's very good to be clean!"

"Yes, yes!" The others nodded one after another.

"If you're jealous, just be jealous, still being stubborn."

Zhizunbao had just spoken when suddenly, a string of green grapes fell from the withered old tree above his head and smashed onto his head.

He picked up this string of grapes, looked at the old tree above his head, and said with some surprise, "Ah? Grape... grapes?"

Holding this string of grapes, Zhizunbao looked at the sky and stood up, saying: "Work finished! Fight again tomorrow!"

After returning to the room and washing the grapes clean, Zhizunbao sat on the broken chair and began to ponder.

'The first dream makes me feel very familiar, but the second dream also gives me a sense of familiarity.'

"Tang Yeming... is it me?"

Suddenly he heard some strange sounds, and when he looked up, he saw a bald man with a white beard, dressed in white, holding a whisk, and with a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck, appear.

"Who are you?"

Zhizunbao took out the axe from the back of his waist, "What are you sneaking into my room for?"

"Ah, I am the string of grapes you brought back!" The bald man with a white beard patted the dust off his body and said with a smile.

"You are the grape?" Zhizunbao put the axe back to his waist, walked over, and looked at this bald monk with some doubt.

"No, I am Bodhi Patriarch!" Bodhi Patriarch shook the dust off his body.

"What 'f*** your mother'?"

"You're taking advantage of me?" Bodhi Patriarch held his yellowed whisk and said seriously: "I am Bodhi Patriarch, I am a god, I turned into a grape to save you."

"You stole my grapes, and still 'f*** my mother'?" Zhizunbao looked at his empty plate, then looked at Bodhi Patriarch who was closing the door on his own, and his mouth twisted.

"Those two women are monsters."

Bodhi Patriarch took out a round bronze mirror and pointed at it, saying: "My Demon-Revealing Mirror shines, and you will..."

Before Bodhi Patriarch finished speaking, Zhizunbao snatched the bronze mirror from his hand, knocked him with a few punches, and hammered Bodhi Patriarch to the ground directly.

"I'll shine your mother's demon mirror! Did you steal my grapes!"

"I didn't!!"

Zhizunbao forced him into the corner and stomped on him violently, "Then where did my grapes go!"

"Do you know how precious grapes are in this Wuyue Mountain!!"

"Actually stole my grapes!"

Bodhi Patriarch fell to the ground and set up a stance, saying: "Don't think I can't beat you, I just don't want to hurt the innocent!"

"Come on!"

Just at this moment, a knock on the door rang out; Zhizunbao stomped on Bodhi Patriarch two more times and went to open the door on his own.

Opening the door, he saw Bai Jingjing staring at him with a full face of smiles and spring in her eyes. "Miss Jingjing, what brings you here to find me?"

"Dead monkey, calling me so distantly." Bai Jingjing glared at Zhizunbao resentfully, "Sister has set up a banquet and called you over to eat."

There was a trace of embarrassment on Zhizunbao's face; he just happened to turn his head, but saw the Demon-Revealing Mirror in his hand reveal Bai Jingjing's white-haired white-bone monster appearance.

He retracted the bronze mirror violently, and a bitter smile appeared on his face as he looked at Bai Jingjing.

"Let's eat." Bai Jingjing had a smile on her face, sending autumn waves secretly.

"Eating is good!" Zhizunbao pointed to the sky outside and said, "I see the moon is so beautiful today, why not..."

"Ah?" Bai Jingjing turned her head with some doubt and looked at the sky.

At this moment, Zhizunbao hurriedly took out the Demon-Revealing Mirror and shone it on her again from a blind spot.

When he saw the white-bone monster revealed in the Demon-Revealing Mirror again, his heart trembled violently.

"Moon, there isn't one!" Bai Jingjing turned her head at this time and rolled her eyes, "Are you hinting to me that tonight..."

"You didn't even see such a big moon? Look more clearly."

Taking advantage of the moment she turned her head, he confirmed it a few more times. After confirming it again, without waiting for Bai Jingjing to react, he closed the door tremblingly.

"Hmph! Dead monkey!" Bai Jingjing snorted coldly, pouted, and turned away.

Inside the room, Zhizunbao leaned against the door, and only after a while, when he heard Bai Jingjing had left, did he control his trembling legs.

"Bodhi what mother! Bodhi what mother! Where are you!"

Bodhi Patriarch walked out from behind the wall, "Do you believe it now?"

Zhizunbao wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, "I believe it, I believe it, why would monsters appear here?"

"Idiot, let me tell you." Bodhi Patriarch sat on the wooden chair on the side, "These monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear in the world!"

"Tang Sanzang reappearing in the world?" Zhizunbao murmured, "And what does that have to do with me here?"

"Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was eliminated by Guanyin Dashi." Bodhi Patriarch looked at Zhizunbao and waved his whisk:

"His master Tang Sanzang, in order to save him, used his own life to exchange for Sun Wukong's chance to be reborn, hoping that this monkey could turn over a new leaf."

"You still haven't told me why Tang Sanzang would appear here." Zhizunbao asked.

"Tang Sanzang's spirit of self-sacrifice moved all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens; the World Honored One and the Jade Emperor prepared to give him a chance, let him reincarnate, and arranged for their master and disciple to reunite here in this life to continue fetching the scriptures." Bodhi Patriarch touched his beard, his eyes flashing with strange light, and said: "Why so many monsters appear here, do you understand?"

"Oh~ no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time." Zhizunbao stood up slowly and described:

"In a pitch-black and lonely environment, pairs of very lecherous eyes have been staring at me, making me feel very embarrassed. Several times they stared until my eyes turned red, could it be..."

Bodhi Patriarch suddenly stared at Zhizunbao, his hands swept across his eyes violently, and a flash of golden light passed through his eyes, as if he wanted to see through Zhizunbao completely.

"Yes, it's that lecherous look of yours!" Zhizunbao shouted.

Bodhi Patriarch's mouth twitched a few times and asked again: "That dream of yours, is there anything else?"

"Yes!"

Zhizunbao rubbed his chin, a smile curling at the corner of his mouth, "There are two stunning beauties in it!"

"One is dressed in golden armor, holding a precious sword, even her hair is golden, and there is a golden halo behind her head!"

"And another holding a huge purple scythe, several times larger than the one I use to cut grass at home! That woman has purple hair, wears purple armor, but seems to be exuding evil energy all over."

"The most important point..." Zhizunbao suddenly smiled lecherously: "It's that they look really, really wow!"

"Hiss!" Bodhi Patriarch frowned tightly, his fingers hidden behind his back frantically pinching seals.

"This isn't right!"

He stared at Zhizunbao carefully, his fingers almost pinching out afterimages.

Zhizunbao clapped his palms violently, "Could it be that I am destined to run into a monster today!"

Bodhi Patriarch was startled and couldn't help but let out a muffled groan. He forcibly suppressed his rioting spiritual power, "Yes, you really are running into a monster today!"

He took out two palm-sized bags and a pile of talismans, and said: "Take these two Universe Bags and Invisibility Talismans."

"You stick the Invisibility Talisman on your body, put the Universe Bag on their heads, and you can subdue them!"

"I will cover you from behind!"

"Hmm?" Zhizunbao's eyes jumped, "This last sentence is usually what I say to others."

"Who did you say it to?" Bodhi Patriarch was somewhat confused.

"Of course it's my brothers!"

Zhizunbao grabbed the two Universe Bags and rushed out the door, "I'll go call them now!"

After exiting the room, he looked up at the sky and saw that night had already fallen, with a full moon floating in the sky.

Finding the Second-in-Command who was burning fire in the kitchen, after explaining the matter to him, Zhizunbao handed the Invisibility Talisman to him, patted his shoulder, "Good brother, this time I'm counting on you!"

The Second-in-Command took the Universe Bag, with a strange smile, "Hehe, of course I'll help you!"

"Good brother, you go out now and call all the brothers in, give everyone a talisman. I'll go back to Bodhi Patriarch to get the Universe Bag, let's catch the monsters together!"

"No problem!" The Second-in-Command had a smile on his face, gripping the Invisibility Talisman tightly.

"Good buddy!" After Zhizunbao finished speaking, he walked toward the outside, but suddenly, he turned his head violently and stared at the Second-in-Command, "Why is your look so strange today?"

"Lascivious?"

"Yes!" Zhizunbao looked at the Second-in-Command with doubt, shook his head, and walked toward his room.

After the Second-in-Command watched Zhizunbao walk away, a strange smile appeared on his face.

That night, in the tavern, Bai Jingjing and Chun Shanniang were drinking when they suddenly saw the mountain bandits walking out shirtless, with a string of white Invisibility Talismans stuck to their bodies.

"Pfft~" Bai Jingjing suddenly spat out the wine in her mouth and said with a forced smile: "I'm a bit drunk, Senior Sister, you drink slowly."

Chun Shanniang's expression didn't change; her fingers flicked lightly, and a wisp of flame burned on Zhizunbao's body.

However, facing this flame, he seemed to feel no temperature at all; with a flick of his hand, amidst the surprised eyes of the crowd, he grasped the flame and threw it toward Chun Shanniang violently.

"You are not human!"

Chun Shanniang took the flame, extinguished it with one palm, stood up, and questioned: "Who exactly are you?"

"You can see me?" Zhizunbao shouted, "Brothers, stop pretending, fight them to the death!"

He reached out to touch his waist, but suddenly his expression changed drastically, "Where is my Universe Bag?"

The Second-in-Command carried two Universe Bags, walked behind the two monsters, and said sinisterly: "Master, they want to harm you!"

"Traitor, you actually dare to betray us!!" Zhizunbao's expression changed.

"Hehehe." Chun Shanniang laughed loudly, "These schemes of yours, we already knew!"

Zhizunbao suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Is that so?"

"Then do you know that your Junior Sister is actually a spy, you know this?"

(End of chapter)